Master Pugwampi |
Dragoncat wrote:{panics} Augh! {flees}Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Rysky wrote:{nods his head, hasn't a clue what is being discussed} Or spatula-ing.Dragoncat wrote:Or scissoring.Rysky wrote:...especially if it leads to *ahem* forking...John Kretzer wrote:What is a Spoon you fan?Spooning can get physically taxing.WHAT?!
Eww, that's disgusting!
Hey Dragoncat: STOP PANICING MY SIDE-KICK! >:(
If he runs away, who do I get to blame when things get broke around here?!?*
*Other than the obvious. He Who Must Be Blamed cannot be invoked with a classic, "It was His idea!"
He does not think. He just DOES.
Rysky |
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Dragoncat wrote:{panics} Augh! {flees}Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Rysky wrote:{nods his head, hasn't a clue what is being discussed} Or spatula-ing.Dragoncat wrote:Or scissoring.Rysky wrote:...especially if it leads to *ahem* forking...John Kretzer wrote:What is a Spoon you fan?Spooning can get physically taxing.WHAT?!
Eww, that's disgusting!
Hey Dragoncat: STOP PANICING MY SIDE-KICK! >:(
If he runs away, who do I get to blame when things get broke around here?!?*
*Other than the obvious. He Who Must Be Blamed cannot be invoked with a classic, "It was His idea!"
He does not think. He just DOES.
Oh but they are His ideas. His ideas, our thoughts. Our actions, His Blame.
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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Rysky wrote:A true goblin never passes up a chance to break things!Captain Killjoy wrote:*breaks a chair in the process of eating it*
No idea!
*narrows eyes*
A true goblin could eat a chair in one bite without having to break it into smaller pieces first.
{peeks out from under sink} Couldn't you eat the chair first, then punch your stomach to break the chair into smaller pieces?
Rysky |
Captain Killjoy wrote:{peeks out from under sink} Couldn't you eat the chair first, then punch your stomach to break the chair into smaller pieces?Rysky wrote:A true goblin never passes up a chance to break things!Captain Killjoy wrote:*breaks a chair in the process of eating it*
No idea!
*narrows eyes*
A true goblin could eat a chair in one bite without having to break it into smaller pieces first.
SEE!?
Goblins: 43
Pugwampis: 2,356
John Kretzer |
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John Kretzer wrote:So all powerful and beautiful Mistress,
How have you been?
What are your thoughts on Horror Adventures?
^w^
Eh, so-so, how about you?
I'm excited! Especially for the Corruption system.
Not good....bad week so far at work...new supervisor is a j a c k a s s. ...
I am only interested in the Corruption rules if there corruption for loving a succubus...
Rysky |
Rysky wrote:John Kretzer wrote:So all powerful and beautiful Mistress,
How have you been?
What are your thoughts on Horror Adventures?
^w^
Eh, so-so, how about you?
I'm excited! Especially for the Corruption system.
Not good....bad week so far at work...new supervisor is a j a c k a s s. ...
I am only interested in the Corruption rules if there corruption for loving a succubus...
I'm sorry :(
*hugs*
Well there is the Fiendbound (or whatever it is called) Corruption...
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
When a nation pulls out of a co-joined relationship, what's the proper etiquette?
Copious energy draining Joffrey-slaps on the pro-exit leaders who used numerous lies, half-truths, and misrepresentations to get their wish? Especially if those slaps can be delivered before they go through with looting the nation's economy further?
Rysky |
Does Mistress Rysky like fetchlings, shae, and similar denizens of the Shadow Plane?
Of course!
Especially those Shae. Sexy, shapely, smokey, shadowy people mmmm...
(My players actually seduced the one at the end of The Midnight Mirror in order to gain him as an ally vs the Heart)
Rysky |
Huh. I thought Hunt was going to set off a really big fireworks display yesterday or something. Any thoughts on what might have happened?
EDIT: I mean, I gave him a large portion of our annual budget for the explosives...
Maybe he misunderstood what a firework is and went and hired a bunch of fire Veela.
... and forgot to invite us...
Kazuka |
Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?
The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.
Master Pugwampi |
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Rysky wrote:The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?
Aren't those used for bombs? I iz confussed...
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Kazuka wrote:Aren't those used for bombs? I iz confussed...Rysky wrote:The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Kazuka might've been thinking of Strawberry, that's the stable one.
Kazuka |
Master Pugwampi wrote:Kazuka wrote:Aren't those used for bombs? I iz confussed...Rysky wrote:The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Kazuka might've been thinking of Strawberry, that's the stable one.
Well, the universe was started by a Big Bang. It might not be that stable.
Rysky |
Rysky wrote:Well, the universe was started by a Big Bang. It might not be that stable.Master Pugwampi wrote:Kazuka wrote:Aren't those used for bombs? I iz confussed...Rysky wrote:The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Kazuka might've been thinking of Strawberry, that's the stable one.
*nods*
Most epic gangbang involving the Gods, ever.
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:Kazuka wrote:Aren't those used for bombs? I iz confussed...Rysky wrote:The kind that keeps the universe from randomly exploding. So, cherry.Kazuka wrote:What would happen to the universe's energy supply if I edited the laws of physics to round pi off at 5 million digits when you drop below 7 physical dimensions?Why are you rounding off edges of a pie? The crunchiness is a good thing. What kind of pie is it?Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Kazuka might've been thinking of Strawberry, that's the stable one.
{forgets key component of Stealth is not being heard} Strawberry is explosively delicious when combined with rhubarb-239. Oops.
{quickly drapes tablecloth over just-purchased 40 gallon drums of pop rocks, slips Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" CD and catsuit behind them}
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Huh. I thought Hunt was going to set off a really big fireworks display yesterday or something. Any thoughts on what might have happened?
EDIT: I mean, I gave him a large portion of our annual budget for the explosives...
{whistles innocently, hands MP a Katy Perry CD} Here ya go. "Firework" is a pretty good song, but I like "E.T." better.
It's a good thing you gave me a whole sack of cash {rolls Bluff check (1d20 - 6 ⇒ (1) - 6 = -5 vs DC 14: FAIL)} CDs are really expensive these days.
Master Pugwampi |
{quickly drapes tablecloth over just-purchased 40 gallon drums of pop rocks, slips Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" CD and catsuit behind them}
{whistles innocently, hands MP a Katy Perry CD} Here ya go. "Firework" is a pretty good song, but I like "E.T." better.
It's a good thing you gave me a whole sack of cash {rolls Bluff check (1d20 - 6 ⇒ (1) - 6 = -5 vs DC 14: FAIL)} CDs are really expensive these days.
40 GALLON DRUMS OF POP ROCKS?!?!?!?!? YE GODS, HUNT!
...
Hang on, how much soda, baking soda, and mentos can we get our hands on easily? >:)
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{quickly drapes tablecloth over just-purchased 40 gallon drums of pop rocks, slips Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" CD and catsuit behind them}
40 GALLON DRUMS OF POP ROCKS?!?!?!?!? YE GODS, HUNT!
...
Hang on, how much soda, baking soda, and mentos can we get our hands on easily? >:)
{moans pitifully, load rumbling coming from belly} Ughhhhhhh. I can feel sounds and hear colors. I think I've discovered the LD 50 for pop rocks and Mountin' Dew™* soda.
* Mountin' Dew™ is a fortified with electrolytes, caffeine, taurine, and 11 vitamins & minerals. It's a refreshing part of any post-coital breakfast/snack/intermission. Mountin' Dew™ and Succubus Slurpee™ are trademarks of Nocticula® Foods™.
Rysky |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{quickly drapes tablecloth over just-purchased 40 gallon drums of pop rocks, slips Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" CD and catsuit behind them}
40 GALLON DRUMS OF POP ROCKS?!?!?!?!? YE GODS, HUNT!
...
Hang on, how much soda, baking soda, and mentos can we get our hands on easily? >:)
{moans pitifully, load rumbling coming from belly} Ughhhhhhh. I can feel sounds and hear colors. I think I've discovered the LD 50 for pop rocks and Mountin' Dew™* soda.
* Mountin' Dew™ is a fortified with electrolytes, caffeine, taurine, and 11 vitamins & minerals. It's a refreshing part of any post-coital breakfast/snack/intermission. Mountin' Dew™ and Succubus Slurpee™ are trademarks of Nocticula® Foods™.
*makes loud slurping sound on straw to Kitty Milkshake™*
Gonna need a refill...
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Linnorms: What is it you like about them in myth & legend?
What is it you like about them in Paizo's PFRPG versions?
What changes would you make, if any, to Paizo's versions?
1) The fact that they're blood can literally poison the earth, before the cristianification of myths and folklore they were one of the few pure evil creatures in stories.
2) That they drop any pretense and nobility of the established "true" dragons and are rage and hate incarnate. I absolutely love the concept of the death curses. But the bestiary entry on them as a whole sold me on them. Whereas "true" dragon rest in order to move up in age categories, Linnorms only rest after they've exhausted themselves.
For most of them they just have an inherent rage and hatred towards everything else, that keeps building an building while the slumber, festering in their spite and vehemence until they can't hold it back anymore and basically will themselves awake and go on a rampage to get that hate out. (That and JJ describing "true" dragons as civilized folk and Linnorms as the crazy hillbilly in the woods with an axe amused me to no end).
3) a) Give them actual poison blood in addition to their bite. b) MOAR OF THEM.
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:Linnorms: What is it you like about them in myth & legend?
What is it you like about them in Paizo's PFRPG versions?
What changes would you make, if any, to Paizo's versions?
1) The fact that they're blood can literally poison the earth, before the cristianification of myths and folklore they were one of the few pure evil creatures in stories.
2) That they drop any pretense and nobility of the established "true" dragons and are rage and hate incarnate. I absolutely love the concept of the death curses. But the bestiary entry on them as a whole sold me on them. Whereas "true" dragon rest in order to move up in age categories, Linnorms only rest after they've exhausted themselves.
For most of them they just have an inherent rage and hatred towards everything else, that keeps building an building while the slumber, festering in their spite and vehemence until they can't hold it back anymore and basically will themselves awake and go on a rampage to get that hate out. (That and JJ describing "true" dragons as civilized folk and Linnorms as the crazy hillbilly in the woods with an axe amused me to no end).
3) a) Give them actual poison blood in addition to their bite. b) MOAR OF THEM.
ah, knew I had the writeup saved somewhere.
Treacherous primeval dragons of the northern regions of the world, linnorms thrive on their hatred for those they deem to be lesser creatures and seek to inflict as much suffering as possible unto their unfortunate victims. Sweeping bones and treasures alike into giant piles in its lair, the typical linnorm has a barbaric nature made all the worse by its insatiable greed and atrocious gluttony. Few creatures are as bold and as cruel as linnorms, and for that most people are thankful.
Linnorms are not true dragons, but they nonetheless possess incredible strength and deadly powers that often rival authentic dragon brutality. Their massive frames make crushing smaller enemies a simple task, and of those who have felt the sting of a linnorm’s venomous bite, few have survived the devastating poison long enough to tell the tale. A linnorm’s body is serpentine and lacks wings, yet these dragons fly through the air with supernatural ease, accomplishing the feat as easily as a fish through water.
Beyond the physical might, venom, and devastating breath weapons typical of all linnorms, the beasts all share a potent final defense—the death curse. This powerful plaguing of the mind manifests itself in myriad forms, but always serves as a horrid vengeance against any who might manage to slay a linnorm. Some theorize that the curse is a sending from malevolent gods who watch over linnorms and view them as destruction- loving pets. Others believe the linnorms’ curse is the closest remaining connection they have to the primeval world of the fey, from whence the first of these monsters is said to have come. Whatever the case may be, its curse makes killing a linnorm as dangerous as letting it live.
True dragons of higher intellect often hold linnorms in great scorn, viewing the beings as prematurely evolved beasts and refusing to even acknowledge the creatures as related to them. Linnorms have few feelings regarding the matter, battling younger and older dragons alike just as readily as any other creatures who dare to step foot in their territories. Their simplemindedness stifles any ability to assemble mass sieges or even cooperate in small groups, so linnorms almost always function alone, individually hunting over large territories in order to waylay as many travelers as possible. Linnorms only seek a mate once during their long lifetimes, the female producing several clutches of up to six eggs as a result. Of these eggs, only one will survive—the first to hatch immediately feasts on its unhatched brethren.
Despite their lust for devastation, linnorms usually live in relatively remote areas, never straying far from the northernmost reaches of the world. As they are universally hated and feared by most other intelligent creatures, their tendency to dwell in more isolated regions helps ensure their survival; while linnorms are vicious and unforgiving, their lack of organization makes them highly susceptible to raiding parties seeking to eradicate their presence, though such parties would need to be made up of truly impressive individuals. More often than not, a linnorm resides totally undisturbed in the spot it chooses as its own for hundreds of years, stewing in its own malevolence until finally snapping and going on a rampage. Sometimes, villages aren’t even aware of a slumbering linnorm’s proximity, but usually such settlements have long traditions and local legends revolving around “their linnorm.” Since a linnorm can hibernate for centuries, villages composed of shorter- lived humanoids might consider these tales as little more than quaint stories, but when the linnorm wakes, the truth becomes impossible to doubt.
Linnorms come in many different varieties, but all share the qualities of being horribly strong and bestial. They feast solely on meat, usually eating goats and other mountain animals when more intelligent creatures such as humanoids don’t readily present themselves. Linnorms are prone to gorging and then falling into a deep sleep near their treasure hordes, waking either when they become aware of intruders in their vicinity or to feed once more.
The linnorms presented on the following pages represent only four of their kind. The most legendary linnorms are the crag linnorm, ice linnorm, and tarn linnorm (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary), but others exist as well. Rumors of even more powerful unique linnorms persist in lands where these dragons are well-known and feared. The largest of their kind, unique linnorms are never less powerful than tor linnorms (who are often mistakenly thought to be the most dangerous species).