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What about ghosts? O_O
Anyway, not shilling here, just pointing out to Tactics that his favorites tell me that at least someone reads when I get embroiled on the ceaseless paladin/alignment threads.
So either, thanks for doing so, or alternatively, its partially your fault I keep ending up in them. :)

Strategytiger |
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Who cares what he said, his name is Leroyjenkinsbat
I urban dictionary'd that, boss. Technically it could be a plan of execution. Sort of.
*to Leroyjenkinsbat* I don't like you. *gives Phillip J. Fry squint-eyed "not sure if" look that actually came from that episode where he said this very line to Gunther the intelligent monkey after his refusal to receive a banana - yep, that tone and look*

Strategytiger |
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Do you have to have an animal for your thread alias...what about the plants and minerals?
Ack! Rule breaking left and right! Do you not know the Master of Many Favorites is a paragon of lawfulness?! He who Clicketh the Little Plus likes things to be just so! As an avatar exemplifying minionhood to him through not one, but two motifs, I have to furrow my brow and shake my head. Seedconfusionamongsttheenemythroughwordplayweasel would fit, but it's probably too long.

Tacticslion |

Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:Who cares what he said, his name is LeroyjenkinsbatI urban dictionary'd that, boss. Technically it could be a plan of execution. Sort of.
*to Leroyjenkinsbat* I don't like you. *gives Phillip J. Fry squint-eyed "not sure if" look that actually came from that episode where he said this very line to Gunther the intelligent monkey after his refusal to receive a banana - yep, that tone and look*
I'm very aware of Leeroy Jenkins.
Stratagem wrote:Do you have to have an animal for your thread alias...what about the plants and minerals?Ack! Rule breaking left and right! Do you not know the Master of Many Favorites is a paragon of lawfulness?! He who Clicketh the Little Plus likes things to be just so! As an avatar exemplifying minionhood to him through not one, but two motifs, I have to furrow my brow and shake my head. Seedconfusionamongsttheenemythroughwordplayweasel would fit, but it's probably too long.
Puns are seductive, though... hm...
TACTICSLION FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!
That... that would likely end in fire. For everyone.
(Though if I could somehow make money by just being nice and shaking people's hands, I'd totally accept that kind of Presidency.)

captain yesterday |

Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:Who cares what he said, his name is LeroyjenkinsbatI urban dictionary'd that, boss. Technically it could be a plan of execution. Sort of.
*to Leroyjenkinsbat* I don't like you. *gives Phillip J. Fry squint-eyed "not sure if" look that actually came from that episode where he said this very line to Gunther the intelligent monkey after his refusal to receive a banana - yep, that tone and look*
hey! my name is from Futurama:-p
go ahead figure out from which one:-p

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hey! my name is from Futurama:-p
go ahead figure out from which one:-p
I knew that name sounded familiar - that's the episode where Fry (Captain Yesterday), Leela, and Bender become superheroes after Fry and Leela get their hands on some cream for sore muscles and it gives them superpowers.
Yes, I am a fan of Futurama.
Edit: Ninja'd by a Shady Contact

captain yesterday |
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Trust me a lack of capitalization isn't the only reason :-)
I'm just glad my first choice of Stretchdude was already taken, you all would probably have a different idea of me if I had :-)
Now guess where Stretchdude is from, no internet searches!
Also I imagine if I had been able to go with Stretchdude you'd all view me as maybe like the Tae Kwon Do instructor from Napoleon Dynamite :-)

Tacticslion |
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Trust me a lack of capitalization isn't the only reason :-)
I'm just glad my first choice of Stretchdude was already taken, you all would probably have a different idea of me if I had :-)
Now guess where Stretchdude is from, no internet searches!
Also I imagine if I had been able to go with Stretchdude you'd all view me as maybe like the Tae Kwon Do instructor from Napoleon Dynamite :-)
D'oh! I don't watch that show. :)
I came to this thread to tell you to keep being awesome.*
*And now I'm going to. Keep being awesome Tac!
Does it count if I just favorite posts that ask me to favorite other posts?
And 'Chucks have become a favorite at my table, thanks to your help.
Hah! Glad you like!
... and I'll allow it. Ish. ;D
EDITed: for ninjas!

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Trust me a lack of capitalization isn't the only reason :-)
I'm just glad my first choice of Stretchdude was already taken, you all would probably have a different idea of me if I had :-)
Now guess where Stretchdude is from, no internet searches!
Also I imagine if I had been able to go with Stretchdude you'd all view me as maybe like the Tae Kwon Do instructor from Napoleon Dynamite :-)
Actually I'd picture you as a 10-year old kid in a red shirt and blue shorts, spiky yellow hair, and a slingshot in your back pocket and voiced by Nancy Cartwright.
The Halloween episodes are the best.
And yes, it was this show that got me into Futurama.

Lady Firedove |
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Lady Firedove wrote:Was it this post?Tacticslion wrote:
No, I don't favorite everything. I favorite lots of things! That's a BIG difference! There's a lot more to "everything" than there is to "lots of things"! I have some discriminatory practices! It's only things I like! :DOf course, I distinctly remember someone saying, "Tacticslion likes all the things."
:)
That was the post! Well said. :)

Leeroyjenkinsbat |
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Tacticslion wrote:
Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:TACTICSLION FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!That... that would likely end in fire. For everyone.
*Gasp!*
What a cunning plan!
(You'd definitely galvanize the goblinoid, fiend, and adventurer demographics!)
VOTE TACTICSLION IN '16 TO SEE EVERYTHING BURNED TO GLORIOUS ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!

Strategytiger |
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Well, I suppose being Joe Biden is better than being Bob from Fight Club.
Tacticslion 2016! Strategytiger the useless do nothing VP! With Secretary of State Gambitbear. Leroyjenkinsbat clearly the obvious Secretary of Defense, because if he wants to burn all the things, he fits the job (it worked for Rumsfeld). Sign up now for your cabinet positions!
You may be wondering how I can just make these declarations without consulting TL. It worked for Cheney...
EDIT -
Dare I say it...First Lady Firedove? (I'm still not convinced "fire" is a tactic synonym, but He Who Liketh All gave you the okay.
...and we all know how picky he is. Booya! Zinged the man!)

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Well, I suppose being Joe Biden is better than being Bob from Fight Club.
Tacticslion 2016! Strategytiger the useless do nothing VP! With Secretary of State Gambitbear. Leroyjenkinsbat clearly the obvious Secretary of Defense, because if he wants to burn all the things, he fits the job (it worked for Rumsfeld). Sign up now for your cabinet positions!
You may be wondering how I can just make these declarations without consulting TL. It worked for Cheney...
I'd vote for him!

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Oh! The mystery deepens!
Turns out there is no Stretchdude on Paizo, which means Captain Yesterday was my first choice :-)
Wow! My memory sucks! I've Smurfed us all!!
... well, me, at least. Now. Good job, guy. >:I :D
SMURF!!!!!
Agh! It spreads!
How goes the chef campaign?
I actually linked really close to "present" for us. So far we've introduced ourselves, had one mysterious figure hanging out nearby, and I fainted after trying to bespeak for peace after a... you know, I don't know what that was. At any rate, this was our first real 'test': we're serving prestigious couples for Valentine's "Shelyn's Day".
We've yet to see results.
captain yesterday wrote:Trust me a lack of capitalization isn't the only reason :-)
I'm just glad my first choice of Stretchdude was already taken, you all would probably have a different idea of me if I had :-)
Now guess where Stretchdude is from, no internet searches!
Also I imagine if I had been able to go with Stretchdude you'd all view me as maybe like the Tae Kwon Do instructor from Napoleon Dynamite :-)
Actually I'd picture you as a 10-year old kid in a red shirt and blue shorts, spiky yellow hair, and a slingshot in your back pocket and voiced by Nancy Cartwright.
The Halloween episodes are the best.
And yes, it was this show that got me into Futurama.
Futurama got me into Futurama. I never got into the Simpsons. I know, I know. It's why I keep a Shady Contact around.
I looked at the "favorited by others" on my profile, and it said 587...then I realized that there was actually a spec of dust over the '6' in 567, and I had 20 fewer posts favorited by others than I thought. Ah well, I'll just have to post 20 more times in this thread.
Hey! No! Guaranteed first only! (But you say enough witty things that it's likely.)
Tels wrote:That was the post! Well said. :)Lady Firedove wrote:Was it this post?Tacticslion wrote:
No, I don't favorite everything. I favorite lots of things! That's a BIG difference! There's a lot more to "everything" than there is to "lots of things"! I have some discriminatory practices! It's only things I like! :DOf course, I distinctly remember someone saying, "Tacticslion likes all the things."
:)
Indeed!
Tacticslion must have some sort of problem. Seriously, guy! We need to stage an intervention of some sort.
It's too late. They have. Several times. It's accelerated each time.
(I think we all know the cause of the Server Goblins of '15.)
If you'll notice in the first post Tacticslion had nothing to do with it's origin, except maybe saying too much around Jiggy:-D
DANG IT! BY MY OWN PETARD! :I
Tacticslion wrote:
Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:TACTICSLION FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!That... that would likely end in fire. For everyone.
*Gasp!*
What a cunning plan!
(You'd definitely galvanize the goblinoid, fiend, and adventurer demographics!)
You... you... you're not wrong...
Lady Firedove wrote:HUZZARGH!!Tacticslion wrote:
Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:TACTICSLION FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!That... that would likely end in fire. For everyone.
*Gasp!*
What a cunning plan!
(You'd definitely galvanize the goblinoid, fiend, and adventurer demographics!)
Oh, come on! We just cleaned up the thread!
I have 243 posts favorite by others. I'd be willing to bet that 60-70% of them are favorited by Tacticslion, the rest of them he just hasn't seen. Its nice to be consistently appreciated though.
Hey. Hey! Heeeeeyyyyy... how much, exactly, are you willing to bet that 60-70% of your favorited posts are by me?
* heeheehee... >:D *
Lady Firedove wrote:VOTE TACTICSLION IN '16 TO SEE EVERYTHING BURNED TO GLORIOUS ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!Tacticslion wrote:
Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:TACTICSLION FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!That... that would likely end in fire. For everyone.
*Gasp!*
What a cunning plan!
(You'd definitely galvanize the goblinoid, fiend, and adventurer demographics!)
Uh... can we polymorph any object+wish+miracle+reincarnate everyone into phoenixes with the Change Shape special ability, first?
Well, I suppose being Joe Biden is better than being Bob from Fight Club.
Tacticslion 2016! Strategytiger the useless do nothing VP! With Secretary of State Gambitbear. Leroyjenkinsbat clearly the obvious Secretary of Defense, because if he wants to burn all the things, he fits the job (it worked for Rumsfeld). Sign up now for your cabinet positions!
You may be wondering how I can just make these declarations without consulting TL. It worked for Cheney...
EDIT -
Dare I say it...First Lady Firedove? (I'm still not convinced "fire" is a tactic synonym, but He Who Liketh All gave you the okay....and we all know how picky he is. Booya! Zinged the man!)
She already is my first lady...
(Happy sigh...)
I have 1,346 favorite'd, I'm also fairly certain Tacticslion, Nobodyshome, Orthos and Tangent101 are responsible for about 95% of them, so thanks :-)
Oh, yeah?! Well I've heard that 73% of all statistics are made up!
Guilty as charged
Ohohohohohoh~! ... wait, dang it. I'm not evil! I can't even take advantage of that betting thing from before, either! Nooooo~!
Strategytiger wrote:I'd vote for him!Well, I suppose being Joe Biden is better than being Bob from Fight Club.
Tacticslion 2016! Strategytiger the useless do nothing VP! With Secretary of State Gambitbear. Leroyjenkinsbat clearly the obvious Secretary of Defense, because if he wants to burn all the things, he fits the job (it worked for Rumsfeld). Sign up now for your cabinet positions!
You may be wondering how I can just make these declarations without consulting TL. It worked for Cheney...
Hm. A political platform based on fire and animals. Nothing can go wrong!
Yea, Orthos, Tacticslion, and Wraithestrike probably make up most of my favorited by others.
On the flip side, Orthos made a lot of the posts that I favorited, so it balances out (sort of).
Hey, now! I linked a ton of posts you should get crackin' on to balance out that kind of thing!
*salute*
Indeed, sir. In-smurfing-deed.
I don't run into Orthos as much as TL, but usually I agree with him, and I see more than a few favorites from him. He's alright by me.
That's better than all that's left!
... wait, crumbs, no, is that politi-?!
TL actually favorites more than four posts for every post he makes. You people owe him your favorites!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH~! ... except, of course, that yeah, I read a lot.
When are you going to favorite my posts, and turn me back into a gnome?
Hey! I already answered this one! What are you doing here again?!
Smurfin' techlike snake-gnomes...
Hey, what do ya know...I have now favorited exactly 666 posts. Coincidence?!?
Ack! Quick! Favorite another one!
/lights cigar
Hey! Welcome, ma- *hack-cough* Dang it! Allergies!
Sup.
I do. I sup on the glorious nectar of Favorite'ism! ... oh, no, wait, I don't mea- !
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:How goes the chef campaign?Quite well! Thanks for asking!
Feel free to read along, if you're interested. :)
Huzzah!

Lady Firedove |
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Well, I suppose being Joe Biden is better than being Bob from Fight Club.
Tacticslion 2016! Strategytiger the useless do nothing VP! With Secretary of State Gambitbear. Leroyjenkinsbat clearly the obvious Secretary of Defense, because if he wants to burn all the things, he fits the job (it worked for Rumsfeld). Sign up now for your cabinet positions!
You may be wondering how I can just make these declarations without consulting TL. It worked for Cheney...
EDIT -
Dare I say it...First Lady Firedove? (I'm still not convinced "fire" is a tactic synonym, but He Who Liketh All gave you the okay....and we all know how picky he is. Booya! Zinged the man!)
I feel zinged ... but I'm over it already b/c being First Lady Firedove is so awesome. :)

Deekin FaithfulKoboldCompanion |
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Suddenly, a kobold is shoved into the limelight!
"Er, ah, Deekin is not exactly sure what Deekin be doing here, but okays. Deekin be here now, so Deekin makes the bests of it, he supposes."
After Deekin tunes up his old lute, he starts, um... "singing" is probably the best word for it.
"In the duuustyyy baaasssemeeennnt where weeeeee meeee~t! (well Deekin supposes, in forest first, but still)
Boss surpriseded Deeeeekiiiiin sooo~ooo muuuu~uch
Because you were taaaaaaaalkiiiiing, maybe
IIIII gots-ta fiiiiindsss the truuuuth from many fiiiiiights
But IIIIIIIII not be a-looooooooooone
Yoooouuuu be's the only one who cans help Deekin oooouuuut
Weeee'll beeeee boooossss an' Deeekiiinnn~!"
"We be reeeeaaaaadyyyy to fight-
Ooh! Ooh! Look over there" - * points out a secret door *
"Theeeeyyyy tries to kills us for our stuuuuufffs
Ooouuuur booooond has got much stronger thaaaaaan beeeee-fooooore"
"Don't lose your way, in Undrentiiiide
We haaaaassss to be aaaaassss ooooone
Don't be afraaaaiiiiidsss, myyyy Boooooossss,
This is the waaayyyy to be more strong,
Harbor myyyyyy deep seeeecret
Making me draaaaaagooooooon...
Run through thiiiiis game before we getsss kiiiiillllled~!"
"In the duuustyyy baaasssemeeennnt where weeeeee meeee~t!
Boss surpriseded Deeeeekiiiiin sooo~ooo muuuu~uch
Because you were taaaaaaaalkiiiiing, maybe
IIIII gots-ta fiiiiindsss the truuuuth from many fiiiiiights
But IIIIIIIII not be a-looooooooooone
Yoooouuuu be's the only one who cans help Deekin oooouuuut
Weeee'll beeeee boooossss an' Deeekiiinnn~!"
"I gots-ta find out who killed Deekin's Old Master~!
I hear the screams of us as we runs~!
I gots-ta find out who killed Deekin's Old Master~!
I hear the voice of him in Deekin's heads beeeelllch~!"
"Can't move Deekin's feeeeeeeet in the daaaaarrrrk
Don't wanna beeee'ss all alooo~oone
I feels the heeeaaaaats in my bloooooo~oood
Does Boss remembers what he saaaiiiid?!"
"Don't lose your way, in Under Daaaarrrrksss~!
We haaaaassss to be aaaaassss ooooone
Don't be afraaaaiiiiidsss, myyyy Boooooossss,
This is the waaayyyy to be more strong,
Harbor myyyyyy deep seeeecret
Making me draaaaaagooooooon...
Run through thiiiiis game before we getsss kiiiiillllled~!"
"Ooohh~!"
"Doom doom doom! Doom-doom doomity doom! Doom doom doom!"
"Doom DOOM DOOM! Doomity doom-doom! Doomity doom-doom!"
"Time for the doom song! DOOM DOOM DOOM! Doom-doom DOOM DOOM! Doom."
"Doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! We is allllll dooomed!"
"Doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! Doomity-doom-doom! We is all doooooo-oooomed!"
"Deekin sings you the doom song! Doom doom doom! DOOM! Doom! Doom doom doom! DOOM!!"
"And the sound of doom was nigh! Doom! Doom doom doom! DOOM!!"
Deekin looks expectantly, but then suddenly comes up short, and looks around.
"Oh. Sorries. Heh, Deekin got carried away there for a moment. Oops. Uh... Boss? Did Deekin do it? Is Deekin finished now? Deekin kind of want to go back to enjoying soup-leftovers."
When no one objects, the kobold scurries off and into the back rooms once again.