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23 posts. Alias of Viskous.


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When are you going to favorite my posts, and turn me back into a gnome?


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"SsssSSssssquid! Are! Tasty!"shouts Vitreous over the booming and screeching throughout the cavern. Then he dive bombs the tentacled thing, hoping to crush it in his massive maw.

Dive Bomb: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25 Damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (6, 4) + 11 = 21

Assists!
Heal: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Knowledge Local: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15


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"SSSSssSSSSSsssssSSSssssSS! I'll not let you harm them, whirlywindywoo!"hisses Vitreous. He then uses his bulk and his wings to fly directly into the whirlwind creature and attack it with all his might!


Vitreous continues to smash the mesa, attempting to do more and more damage to it. "Flee my friends! I shall be with you shortly!"

Assist on Perceptions
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10


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"Uh. umm. I think this cavern is not going to be here in about a minute or less," thinks Vitreous at the crew. He struggles with the blightning and slams it into the side of the mesa again.

Mesa Slam!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (4, 8) + 11 = 23

"I don't think I can fit inside the pagoda in this form. You should escape with as many of the weird goblins as you can. I'll take the mesa and the cavern with me!"says Vitreous. A strong wave of determination mingled with excitement washes through the link as he relays his intentions to stay behind. The ladies will love this! The hero sacrificing himself to save everyone! They all stand their grieving and in shock, then I, back in regular form, come crawling out of the rubble! It's a surefire plan!

Spitting out the blightning, Vitreous shouts out to the big fire god thingy, "Hey big guy! Lets make this exciting! We are going to go out with a bang and take all this foul necromantic doohickies with us!"

Vitreous really believes that he will survive somehow, and come back to try and woo Nuggy!


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"Ssss... I wonder how long til this messSSaa collapsssess," hisses Vitreous. With that commentary and a thought about earthquakes and mesa interactions, the humongous snake with wings dive bombs one of the necro-lightning elementals.

KN:Eng: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Way to blow a nat 20!

Dive Bomb: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27 Damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (7, 1) + 11 = 19

I was previously attacking in snake with a +11, then +2 for charge, and +1 for attacking from above. Snake damage was 2d8+11


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"SSSssssssSSSsssSSSssSS!"says Vitreous still waiting to not be a humongous snake monster! Hard to woo the ladies, when they're afraid he might eat or squish them...


Singing a snaky song,"SSSssSSsSSSSsssSSSSSSSSsS" Vitreous the Snake, slithers around on the mesa hoping to cause more damage to the mesa.


Seeing the Earthquake effect stopping to effect the mesa when he begins to fly, Vitreous decides better and relands on the mesa to finish the quaking. Hey everyone, I seem to be the cause of the shaking up here. I'm going to keep the shaking going, unless you want me to shake things up, down there!


Vitreous ponders the situation, alone atop the mesa, mumbling to himself,"Is this enough to destroy the mesa? What about the plague, how do we fix that. Oh daemons are sorta tasty and have a pleasant burn."

Temp ability increase to intelligence!
attack another daemon: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (4, 2) + 11 = 17

KN:Engineering(Is the mesa going to collapse?: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

After the bite attempt, Vitreous flies down to the party in the blood.


"I don't know what that is Layla! But I know that we really need to figure out a way to stop this plague, and if we can somehow destroy the entire mesa that will put a huge kink in anyone trying this "ritual" again!" says Vitreous over the mental link. Surprisingly you can somehow hear the quotes around ritual.

When my action is needed again, I will attempt to bite the teethball again.

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18 damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (2, 6) + 11 = 19


"Those teethballs are really beginning to bug me, and all the pillars on this side are smashed, well Ceru is busy with those ones. I think I'm going to show those teethballs what a teethtube is all about!"reports Vitreous to the mental link.

He then attacks a toothball.

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (5, 6) + 11 = 22


"SSSSssss!"hisses Vitreous. He is unsure what to make of the giant fire thing, hoping that Schnorzel has it under control. He mentals over some encouragement to her,"New goblin lady friend, that is a friends of yours right? You seem to have him under control. Good job. Does he eat snakes?"

Vitreous unable to really think about what to do with such a large flaming mess continues to smash columns, while trying not to hurt any of the prisoners.
"Can someone stop that ball of teeth from biting me, that sorta hurt?"

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18 damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (4, 6) + 11 = 21
Reflex to avoid anything nasty: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21


Hearing that column smashing seems to be a good thing, Vitreous heads for the next group of columns and begins to attack them!

"Take this you foul column thingy!"shouts Vitreous, forgetting in his excitement to speak in snake!

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18 damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (1, 6) + 11 = 18

Reflex to avoid anything nasty: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9


Vitreous, loses control of the Mustaches! as he approaches Dijiron. Giving up on that tactic now, after he gains protection he will attack a pillar a prisoner is connected to, attempting to avoid hurting the prisoner while breaking it.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24 damage: 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (1, 5) + 11 = 17
Reflex to avoid anything nasty: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17


"The greater good."


Straining, Vitreous keeps the mustaches twirling! Beads of sweat? appear on his skin near his huge serpent eyes!

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!


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"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! with a thunderous hiss, somehow even without fingers to guide them, Vitreous huge mustaches begin to twirl!

"Distraction commencing! Go get that sick looking goblin thing! I don't know how long I can keep them twirling! Once, you make your attacks from invisibility I will come in and attack with my huge fangs!"

Hoping the sight would cause a fascinate like effect to the plateau's inhabitants, I'd assume the gobpriestythinga will not really be effected was sorta hoping for maybe a round with him to give the assassinate attempts a good chance.


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss! hisses Vitreous. Suddenly forgetting to pretend snake talk, "Ewww.. Get it off! what is it oh my! Save me! eek!"


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As Vitreous flies up with the party clinging to him, he exults in the freedom! "SSs..." remember to switch to the mental communication after he starts an impressive battle hiss,"SSSSSSSssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss!"


"SSSSSssssssSSSsSsSsSsssSSS"
Then remembering he doesn't actually speak snake, "I'm really hungry, I don't remember the last time we had anything to eat... let's get this battle done with, so we can tell Ooze of our grand adventures while we chow down. I wonder what evil goblin priests taste like?"


"You asked for a distraction! I think a huge flying snake should work rather well for this purpose?!" Vitreous says over the mind link.

Outloud in snake,"SSSsssSSSSssSSSssssss!"

Understand gibberish pretending to be snake:

"Much more effective than I'd hoped!"


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"SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss!"