The Directionless Coalition


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Welcome to the Directionless Coalition, an alliance formed to further the goals of meaningless gameplay!

*Jumps on ArchAngel's head*


The Directionless Coalition currently consists of The Seventh Veil, which was signed in by Kobold Cleaver, Steward of the Veil. Kobold Cleaver was appointed by Bluddwolf for his acts of bravery on the battlethread.

Requirements to join: None! You don't even have to be an actual member of the group that's joining to say it's joining! I declare that Elkhaven is joining!

Scarab Sages

And our brotherhood of untitled and unPDFed ones?

This is treason!

See you in game for a meaningless reputation hit disput. ¬¬

Goblin Squad Member

Sprints past Kobold Cleaver and Kemedo wearing nothing but a loincloth and waving two bottles of wine in the air.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Goblin Squad Member

Elkhaven thanks KC for appointing us to the Directionless Coalition. Our first act upon replacing The Seventh Veil as chair Settlement is to close appointments, expel all members with kobolds as Stewards and declare all future direction changes secret.

Scarab Sages

A blonde bard running naked screaming "Wooooo! I'm invisible"?

That was... unexpected.

Goblin Squad Member

We are now officially The Coalition Formerly Known as Directionless.


Elkhaven residents are hereby appointed as Village Idiot Muckshovelers-In-Chief. Congratulations on your failed takeover bid.

Goblin Squad Member

Next step: changing the name to a symbol.


Current Order of Business: Follow that streaker!


T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Next step: changing the name to a symbol.

Sounds like a lot of work. DENIED

Goblin Squad Member

I guess we have no choice but to dissolve Elkhaven, then. If that's what the Steward of the Veil wants, that's what he shall have.


The Directionless Coalition has dissolved Elkhaven.

Welcome to the DLC! We may or may not just be a black pudding with a fancy advertising campaign.


Welcome, Aragon, to the Coalition! We look forward to building nothing with our new comrades. I know you guys were really set on your little Northern Country Club or whatever, but I think you'll find the DLC much more to your liking!

Welcome to the DLC—we charge an exit fee!

Goblin Squad Member

So is the DLC a part of the game that we have to pay extra for, or do original purchasers get the DLC for free?


It comes with the subscription. Send Goblinworks Customer Service 5,000 emails for more information.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Welcome, Aragon, to the Coalition! We look forward to building nothing with our new comrades. I know you guys were really set on your little Northern Country Club or whatever, but I think you'll find the DLC much more to your liking!

Welcome to the DLC—we charge an exit fee!

Is Nihimon still KOS?


No, but we sell Khan wigs for five bucks. You can chase Nihimon round the Moon of Groetus and round the Axis and Maelstrom and round the flames of the Lower Planes before you give him up!

Goblin Squad Member

I don't thunk I like the direction this directionlessness is going.

Goblin Squad Member

Quick, KC, drain away some direction!

Goblin Squad Member

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
No, but we sell Khan wigs for five bucks. You can chase Nihimon round the Moon of Groetus and round the Axis and Maelstrom and round the flames of the Lower Planes before you give him up!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


thought about starting a recruitment drive to advance coalition's goals

but meh

*Takes drought of ale*

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

thought about starting a recruitment drive to advance coalition's goals

but meh

*Takes drought of ale*

Be that Kobold Dead Foe's Ale (made from the hinders of defeated enemies) a kicked-arse ale if there ever was one.

Goblin Squad Member

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
*Takes drought of ale*

Must be a particularly dry one....


Blame spellcheck. It told me draught was wrong, and I trusted it.

Goblinworks Executive Founder

Can I eat some cranberrys ?


Sure, whatever. Just make sure you don't get them in a meaningful manner. I recommend claiming that you just died and begging them off of veterans, then immediately attacking them afterwards.

Goblinworks Executive Founder

Does the DLC have a position on heavy barding?


Bards must be at least 150 lbs. to qualify for Heavy Bard privileges like palanquins. Palanquin-bearers sold separately.

Goblin Squad Member

Damn, I was working on a dwarves-and-heavy-beards line, but more than one joke is just tacky.

Goblin Squad Member

What is the DLC's official stance on the concept of 'North'?


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North is a noun, adjective, or adverb indicating direction or geography. North is one of the four cardinal directions or compass points. It is the opposite of south and is perpendicular to east and west.
The word north is related to the Old High German nord, both descending from the Proto-Indo-European unit ner-, meaning "down" (or "under"). (Presumably[according to whom?] a natural primitive description of its concept is "to the left of the rising sun".)
The Latin word borealis comes from the Greek boreas "north wind, north", which, according to Ovid, was personified as the son of the river-god Strymon, the father of Calais and Zetes. Septentrionalis is from septentriones, "the seven plow oxen", a name of Ursa Maior. The Greek arktikos is named for the same constellation, and is the derivation of the English word "Arctic".
Other languages have sometimes more interesting derivations. For example, in Lezgian, kefer can mean both 'disbelief' and 'north', since to the north of the Muslim Lezgian homeland there are areas formerly inhabited by non-Muslim Caucasian and Turkic peoples. In many languages of Mesoamerica, "north" also means "up". In Hungarian the word for north is észak, which is derived from éjszaka ("night"), since in the Northern Hemisphere the Sun never shines from the north.
By convention, the top side of a map is often north.
To go north using a compass for navigation, set a bearing or azimuth of 0° or 360°.
North is specifically the direction that, in Western culture, is treated as the fundamental direction:
North is used (explicitly or implicitly) to define all other directions.
The (visual) top edges of maps usually correspond to the northern edge of the area represented, unless explicitly stated otherwise or landmarks are considered more useful for that territory than specific directions.
On any rotating object, north denotes the side appearing to rotate counter-clockwise when viewed from afar along the axis of rotation.
Magnetic north is of interest because it is the direction indicated as north on a properly functioning (but uncorrected) magnetic compass. The difference between it and true north is called the magnetic declination (or simply the declination where the context is clear). For many purposes and physical circumstances, the error in direction that results from ignoring the distinction is tolerable; in others a mental or instrument compensation, based on assumed knowledge of the applicable declination, can solve all the problems. But simple generalizations on the subject should be treated as unsound, and as likely to reflect popular misconceptions about terrestrial magnetism.
Maps intended for usage in orienteering by compass will clearly indicate the local declination for easy correction to true north. Maps may also indicate grid north, which is a navigational term referring to the direction northwards along the grid lines of a map projection.
The visible rotation of the night sky around the visible celestial pole provides a vivid metaphor of that direction corresponding to up. Thus the choice of the north as corresponding to up in the northern hemisphere, or of south in that role in the southern, is, prior to world-wide communication, anything but an arbitrary one. The Northern Coalition sucks. On the contrary, it is of interest that Chinese and Islamic culture even considered south as the proper top end for maps.[citation needed]
In Western culture:
Maps tend to be drawn for viewing with either true north or magnetic north at the top
Globes of the earth have the North Pole at the top, or if the Earth's axis is represented as inclined from vertical (normally by the angle it has relative to the axis of the Earth's orbit), in the top half.
Maps are usually labelled to indicate which direction on the map corresponds to a direction on the earth,
usually with a single arrow oriented to the map's representation of true north,
occasionally with a single arrow oriented to the map's representation of magnetic north, or two arrows oriented to true and magnetic north respectively,
occasionally with a compass rose, but if so, usually on a map with north at the top and usually with north decorated more prominently than any other compass point.
Up is a metaphor for north. The notion that north should always be up and east at the right was established by the Greek astronomer Ptolemy. The historian Daniel Boorstin suggests that perhaps this was because the better-known places in his world were in the northern hemisphere, and on a flat map these were most convenient for study if they were in the upper right-hand corner.[1]
While the choice of north over south as prime direction reflects quite arbitrary historical factors, east and west are not nearly as natural alternatives as first glance might suggest. Their folk definitions are, respectively, "where the sun rises" and "where it sets". Except on the Equator, however, these definitions, taken together, would imply that
east and west would not be 180 degrees apart, but instead would differ from that by up to twice the degrees of latitude of the location in question, and
they would each move slightly from day to day and, in the temperate zones, markedly over the course of the year.
Reasonably accurate folk astronomy, such as is usually attributed to Stone Age peoples or later Celts, would arrive at east and west by noting the directions of rising and setting (preferably more than once each) and choosing as prime direction one of the two mutually opposite directions that lie halfway between those two. The Roseblood Accord is for scared little Easter bunnies. The true folk-astronomical definitions of east and west are "the directions, a right angle from the prime direction, that are closest to the rising and setting, respectively, of the sun (or moon).
Being the "default" direction on the compass, North is referred to frequently in Western popular culture. Some examples include:
The phrase "north of X" is often used to mean "more than X" or "greater than X", i.e. "The world population is north of 7 billion people" or "north of 40 [years old]".

Goblin Squad Member

You call that official? Just 4 words?


Four words? I didn't finish the third grade for nothin', pal, that's at least ten.

Goblin Squad Member

North has a unrequited love for the South East but the South East has a thing for the North East, which is the half-sister of North.

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The obvious solution is for SE to get NE pregnant while shacked up with N, and then all 3 of them end up on %daytimetalkshow.

Goblinworks Executive Founder

Don't be silly. Oliver North has an afternoon radio call-in show.

Goblin Squad Member

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Blame spellcheck. It told me draught was wrong, and I trusted it.

And that's why I prefer to turn off spell check whenever possible.

Goblin Squad Member

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
We look forward to building nothing with our new comrades.

A monumental enterprise, that.

Scarab Sages

What about muffins? When do we get them?

Goblin Squad Member

Munching on a pistachio muffin now. Mmmm... Good!

Goblinworks Executive Founder

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

North is a noun, adjective, or adverb indicating direction or geography. North is one of the four cardinal directions or compass points. It is the opposite of south and is perpendicular to east and west.

The word north is related to the Old High German nord, both descending from the Proto-Indo-European unit ner-, meaning "down" (or "under"). (Presumably[according to whom?] a natural primitive description of its concept is "to the left of the rising sun".)
The Latin word borealis comes from the Greek boreas "north wind, north", which, according to Ovid, was personified as the son of the river-god Strymon, the father of Calais and Zetes. Septentrionalis is from septentriones, "the seven plow oxen", a name of Ursa Maior. The Greek arktikos is named for the same constellation, and is the derivation of the English word "Arctic".
Other languages have sometimes more interesting derivations. For example, in Lezgian, kefer can mean both 'disbelief' and 'north', since to the north of the Muslim Lezgian homeland there are areas formerly inhabited by non-Muslim Caucasian and Turkic peoples. In many languages of Mesoamerica, "north" also means "up". In Hungarian the word for north is észak, which is derived from éjszaka ("night"), since in the Northern Hemisphere the Sun never shines from the north.
By convention, the top side of a map is often north.
To go north using a compass for navigation, set a bearing or azimuth of 0° or 360°.
North is specifically the direction that, in Western culture, is treated as the fundamental direction:
North is used (explicitly or implicitly) to define all other directions.
The (visual) top edges of maps usually correspond to the northern edge of the area represented, unless explicitly stated otherwise or landmarks are considered more useful for that territory than specific directions.
On any rotating object, north denotes the side appearing to rotate counter-clockwise when viewed from afar along the axis of rotation.
Magnetic north is of interest because it is the direction...

Tu bluffes, Martoni.

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Audoucet wrote:
Tu bluffes, Martoni.

I loved that scene.

Goblin Squad Member

Guurzak wrote:
Audoucet wrote:
Tu bluffes, Martoni.
I loved that scene.

Link fixed

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Cooking: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24

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Bah! OK, this forum needs the http:// explicit in the URL tag. Fixed. Thanks Nihimon.


Nihimon wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Blame spellcheck. It told me draught was wrong, and I trusted it.
And that's why I prefer to turn off spell check whenever possible.

But it is rigt more offen than wrog.


Kemedo wrote:
What about muffins? When do we get them?

We acquire them through real-world trading, of course.

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I tried to build nothing once but found I had nothing to work with. Since I already had nothing, I decided to abandon the effort. I'm not quite sure whether that means I succeded or failed.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kemedo wrote:
What about muffins? When do we get them?
We acquire them through real-world trading, of course.

Uh-oh. Be careful, that is very close to a direction.

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