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So I know you go into bars, yeah don't deny it. You go there and hit up the bartender for the latest news...just like everyone else, every day, every hour, gods he must be the most underpaid overworked information broker ever. But instead of rumor hunting, what is the rumor YOU want to spread?
Mine - I hear vast wealth can be found beneath three blue rocks northwest of Nerosyn. If you happen to find these rocks speak the magic words, "oppa locka knocka who!" and piles of wealth will rain down on you. If you don't happen to get it right the first time, try it again...louder until you get it right. If you happen to encounter demons, just ask them where the treasure is..they're often helpful.
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I heard the Pathfinder Society is secretly a kindly group of venerable heroes. They always do the right thing, never take the easy way out. They're kind to animals and old people. They're especially trained in obeying the laws concerning graft, bribery, theft, burglary, piracy, murder, torture, vandalism, and smuggling.
Of course I'm very new, so its just a rumor.
The ten are all grandmaster torch
I heard that there is a price on the head of a certain Pathfinder who failed to account for my employ of a praegustator.
There is also a sizable reward for the apprehension of the individual responsible for the recent wanton destruction of a portion of my estate.
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I heard that there is a price on the head of a certain Pathfinder who failed to account for my employ of a praegustator.
There is also a sizable reward for the apprehension of the individual responsible for the recent wanton destruction of a portion of my estate.
Just go back to eating the veg-i-atable soup. We know that is safe babe.
Kreighton shane has accidentally polymorphed a student into a peacock. Again.
While not yelling at pathfinders, Amrbus Valsin adopts and raises stray puppies.
Drendle Dreng is an act. The crazy homeless man is the real persona. He wandered in off the street and started acting like he belonged here, and no ones had the heart to tell him no.
wayfinders all contain secret listening devices that allow the ten to hear everything said around them using the resonance they all share.
every time a pathfinder uses clear crystal spindle ioun stone, iomedae kicks a puppy.
Kreighton shane has had no less than three of his fingers stuck in wayfinder slots over the years. The medical staff still keeps a pot of alchemical grease with his personal file just in case.
Amara lee scarfs down dumplings like there's no tomorrow, and needs to use magic to maintain her girlish figure.
Durvin Gests statue points towards his greatest archeological find ever.
Grandmaster torch is going to use the whispering tyrants staff to try to inflict all pathfinders with a lethal disease.
If you rub Tahonikepsu's belly, her back claw will thump into the ground hard enough to cause a small earthquake.
Ollysta Zadrian once had to get an atonement for removing a mattress tag.
Seekers souls are consumed by the 10. In fact the entire point of the pathfinder society is to find individuals who would otherwise be capable of taking over the world and devouring their souls to prevent the competition and feed the ten's hunger for powerful souls.
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If you rub Tahonikepsu's belly, her back claw will thump into the ground hard enough to cause a small earthquake.
Challenge accepted!
I heard the starstone cathedral was really created by Sarenrae and the whole Aroden thing is just a lie. The cathedral is actually sucking power away from the starstone and is using it to fuel the cloning vats deep below Absalom that have been pumping out all those clerics we adventure with all the time.
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If you rub Tahonikepsu's belly, her back claw will thump into the ground hard enough to cause a small earthquake.Challenge accepted!
I heard the starstone cathedral was really created by Sarenrae and the whole Aroden thing is just a lie. The cathedral is actually sucking power away from the starstone and is using it to fuel the cloning vats deep below Absalom that have been pumping out all those clerics we adventure with all the time.
Which reminds me of this.....
Also, apparently, gnomes are the master race, considering all of their shenanigans....
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An oldy but goody,
Aroden was killed in the green room by the butler with the candlestick.
"I am the best hide and seek player ever!"
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I've heard that dwarves have learned how to fly, and are just hiding the ability from the other races.....I heard the dwarves were getting high through alchemical means.... wait you said fly.
Why couldn't it be both? Now to make sure they don't take out any birds, and crash because they aren't focused on flying......
I can say from experience that it gave some PCs incontinence, questionable decision making ability, and sudden unexpected hair growth.
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Venture captains have hidden secret names, you can often obtain aid or gold from one if you say their secret name correctly
Drandle Dreng - Double D
Aray Zey - Fluffy Bunny
Marcus Farabelles - Sniffles the wonder pup
Shiela Heidmarch - Cuddles
if you get a hostile reaction, its simply a test to see if you really know their secret name, say it louder and slower as if they were hard of hearing.
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If you rub Tahonikepsu's belly, her back claw will thump into the ground hard enough to cause a small earthquake.Challenge accepted!
I heard the starstone cathedral was really created by Sarenrae and the whole Aroden thing is just a lie. The cathedral is actually sucking power away from the starstone and is using it to fuel the cloning vats deep below Absalom that have been pumping out all those clerics we adventure with all the time.
I thought the cloning vats were for all the bards at bard-mart
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Rumor of the day, the test of the star stone isn't a test. Its a simple roach motel for high level adventurer's that have egos larger than the gods. The gods split the treasures brought in based on seniority. The would be "deities" are raffled off annually by pharasma. Most end up in the planar larva trade.
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Venture captains have hidden secret names, you can often obtain aid or gold from one if you say their secret name correctly
Drandle Dreng - Double D
Aray Zey - Fluffy Bunny
Marcus Farabelles - Sniffles the wonder pup
Shiela Heidmarch - Cuddlesif you get a hostile reaction, its simply a test to see if you really know their secret name, say it louder and slower as if they were hard of hearing.
Updated List (played Core First Steps last night)
Zarta Dralneen - Big Z
Guaril Karila - Uncle Gorilla
Ambrus Valsin - Mr. Slippery
Ollystra Zadrian - Cutie the Vampire Slayer
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The Rumor of the Day - There is much ado about the issue of so called high technology weapons in our magical world. Knowledge is said to be the key to unlocking secret mysteries of the universe .. and whatnot. But I propose only the truly ignorant may achieve enlightenment (and I ran out of skill points, there are many other choices :) ) So next time your fancy technical bobble starts acting up, do what I do - hit it with an adamantine hammer until the hurting stops....saying "That's the Core!"
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The Decemvirate is hiring a replacement due to the um "retirement" of a long standing member. Applicants should submit their resume to Drandle Dreng including the appropriate bribe in the form of: most embarrasing secret, tale of outrageous criminal activity, powerful magic item, or detail of outrageous encounter involving a certain Chelaxian, care of Ollystra Zadrian, Silver crusade. Please remeber these applications are only valid when I'm present selling tickets and/or taking bets on "will she blush"
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A gnome with bright red hair walks into the room.
I got a rumor!
She puts a chair from a nearby table and climbs on top of it.
No one wants to talk about theory or anything! Its like everyone went deaf and walked away when I was trying to explain something! Bunch of *
Anyway, that is all, bye bye!
She hops of the chair and strolls out of the room.
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Venture captains have hidden secret names, you can often obtain aid or gold from one if you say their secret name correctly
Drandle Dreng - Double D
Aray Zey - Fluffy Bunny
Marcus Farabelles - Sniffles the wonder pup
Shiela Heidmarch - Cuddlesif you get a hostile reaction, its simply a test to see if you really know their secret name, say it louder and slower as if they were hard of hearing.
Updated List (played Core First Steps last night)
Zarta Dralneen - Big Z
Guaril Karila - Uncle Gorilla
Ambrus Valsin - Mr. Slippery
Ollystra Zadrian - Cutie the Vampire Slayer
Adril Hestrum - Fuzzy Bear
Osprey - Big BirdKreighton Shane - Inshane in the Membrane
Colonel Maldris - Captain Caveman