Absolom's Ivy District or the Restful Pathfinder Club, or the sleeping at the doors of the Darkive waiting to be first in line.
Hi, I am Meridoc
Here at the law offices of Asmodeus, Zarta, and Meridoc we feel your pain and anguish. Perhaps you are alone, imprisoned, enslaved, undead, a current or former member of the Blackros Museum, or mainly just in a bad situation.
You see we know where you are. We know where you're going. And we'd like to help you get there. For Cheliax cares enough to send the very best, and we're glad to help in any way we are contractually obligated.
Just please sign here, and here, and here, yes the ink is blood, yes its yours, how did I get it..you don't want to know do you? Wasn't that fun, and rewarding too. Don't forget to mark the Meridoc promotional box on any contract.
I know all those other faction have these bright ideas. They're so full of keen insights...but here at Cheliax we have your best intentions at heart. You see we have love..maybe its not the love you're proud of...maybe its not the love you'd admit to...but its something.