Movie quotes...from any movie

[Kirth Gersen]

Black Dougal wrote:

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you."

Max Von Sydow's greatest performance outside of Strange Brew.

[Kirth Gersen]

Black Dougal wrote:

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

"I enjoy skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid..."

[Set]

"I don't think he liked me very much. He threatened to kill me in public."
"Why would he kill her in public?"
"I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her."
"Oh."

[Readerbreeder]

Set wrote:

"I don't think he liked me very much. He threatened to kill me in public."

"Why would he kill her in public?"
"I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her."
"Oh."

Clue! Another of my favorites... 1+2+2+1...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"LET US IN! LET US IN!!!"
"LET US OUT! LET US OUT!!!"

"What's this? Another door? *sound of shower spraying*"

"What's J. Edgar Hoover doing on your phone?"
"Well he's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?!?"

And of course...

"Dadadadadada: I. AM! Your singing telegram-*BANG!*"

[Turin the Mad]

Black Dougal wrote:

I know I probibly used this movie before, but its a classic:

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

Caddyshack

[Turin the Mad]

Black Dougal wrote:

"Do you want to live forever?"

and just in case that is from several movies, another from the same source:

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you."

Conan the Barbarian, tres awesome.

[Kirth Gersen]

"Are you Sancho? No. You are not Sancho. But I am SANCHO."

[LazarX]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Black Dougal wrote:

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you."

Max Von Sydow's greatest performance outside of Strange Brew.

Flash Gordon?

[Black Dougal]

LazarX wrote:

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Black Dougal wrote:

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you."

Max Von Sydow's greatest performance outside of Strange Brew.

Flash Gordon?

nope, but also a favorite movie of mine.

Turin already got this one.

[Kajehase]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Black Dougal wrote:

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you."

Max Von Sydow's greatest performance outside of Strange Brew.

I don't remember that line in Utvandrarna.

[Charles Scholz]

"They say the see is cold, but it contains the warmest blood of all."

Bonus points for naming the author.

[Readerbreeder]

Charles Scholz wrote:

"They say the see is cold, but it contains the warmest blood of all."

Bonus points for naming the author.

Ooh,ooh! Star Trek IV! Poem by D.H. Lawrence! I knew my SF and Literature nerdiness would finally converge somewhere!

[The Alkenstarian]

Let's take an easy one for a change ...

"Don't you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

[Charles Scholz]

The Alkenstarian wrote:

Let's take an easy one for a change ...

"Don't you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

Master and Commander.

[Set]

"We got the one who looks like Twisted Sister! Completely annihilated his night-stalking @$$!"

[Charles Scholz]

Set wrote:

"We got the one who looks like Twisted Sister! Completely annihilated his night-stalking @$$!"

Lost Boys?

[Kajehase]

Character 1 "I should've brought some books to read in prison.
Character 2 "Nah. They'll kill you long before prison."

[Set]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Set wrote:

"We got the one who looks like Twisted Sister! Completely annihilated his night-stalking @$$!"

Lost Boys?

Indeed! My favorite vampire movie!

Another one;

"Formica. Go figure?"

[Turin the Mad]

UC: "Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed."

[Kajehase]

The next time you taser someone, make sure they're already in the car, okay?

[Black Dougal]

M"Next time when you get a chance to kill someone pal, don't hesitate."

JM "Thanks for the advice."

[Turin the Mad]

Black Dougal wrote:

M"Next time when you get a chance to kill someone pal, don't hesitate."

JM "Thanks for the advice."

Die Hard.

[Readerbreeder]

(D. is handing out thesis papers)

D: What's your major?

Sanskrit Major: Sanskrit.

D: Sanskrit? You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?

Sanskrit Major: Yeah.

D: [Searches through a pile of theses] Latin, best I can do.

[drunken_nomad]

Readerbreeder wrote:

(D. is handing out thesis papers)

D: What's your major?

Sanskrit Major: Sanskrit.

D: Sanskrit? You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?

Sanskrit Major: Yeah.

D: [Searches through a pile of theses] Latin, best I can do.

PCU! I LOVE this movie!

[Kirth Gersen]

So, no takers on any of my previous ones?

"I don't know, they're jammies! They got Yodas and s*@+ on 'em!"

"I'm glad to see you. How the hell have you been? Boy, are we gonna drink a lot of beer!"

"Wait! I'm a brother shamus!" "What? You're an Irish monk?"

"Are you Sancho? No. You are not Sancho. But I am SANCHO."

[Kirth Gersen]

I killed the thread! (cries)

[Turin the Mad]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

"Are you Sancho? No. You are not Sancho. But I am SANCHO."

Orgazmo - late 90's by the dudes that make South Park, isn't it?

[drunken_nomad]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

"I don't know, they're jammies! They got Yodas and s*@+ on 'em!"

...or my name aint Nathan Arizona

[The Alkenstarian]

Character 1: In the Arab city of Cordova, there were two miles of public lighting in the streets when London was a village...
Character 2: Yes, you were great.
Character 1: ...nine centuries ago...
Character 2: Time to be great again, my Lord.

[Meat]

You shot that man in the back...

His back was to me.

[Alayern]

(These are totally unrelated to each other, fyi)

1. There's a drifter! Let's go kill him.
2. It's a... giant mushroom. MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!
3. You're looking at the man who invented theatre in the square! NOBODY had a good seat!
4. You were fantastic! And you know what? So was I.

[Kirth Gersen]

Alayern wrote:

1. There's a drifter! Let's go kill him.

(Motions to back of van) "Guess what we're hauling?"

"Ass!"
"What?"
"You said we're hauling ass!"

That exchange always reminds me of this one (during a high-speed pursuit):

"So! whatcha haulin' there, Slim?"
"Rocket fuel!"

[LazarX]

Alayern wrote:

(These are totally unrelated to each other, fyi)

4. You were fantastic! And you know what? So was I.

Television series... not a movie quote.

[feytharn]

" Don't worry, son. We marines have no qualms about killing martians!"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

All from the same movie:

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there."

"His battery has run out, but his memory will keep going, and going, and going."

"Excuse me, but did you say 'learn?'"

[Readerbreeder]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

All from the same movie:

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there."

Dang it, I can picture this scene, but I can't come up with the movie name! It's a kid, a little boy, talking to an adult, and it unsettles the adult he's talking to. It's preceded by the line "Have you ever seen a million dollars?"

Thanks a lot, Hiding, now this is going to bug me all day! :-P

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I don't remember that scene...I kind of feel like you're thinking of a different movie. That's a common enough platitude by itself.

[Turin the Mad]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

All from the same movie:

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there."

"His battery has run out, but his memory will keep going, and going, and going."

"Excuse me, but did you say 'learn?'"

Small Soldiers?

[Kirth Gersen]

An easy one, that's been stuck in my head for 2 days:
"It's Max. My name is Max. That's my name."

[Turin the Mad]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

An easy one, that's been stuck in my head for 2 days:

"It's Max. My name is Max. That's my name."

Mad Max: Fury Road

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Turin the Mad wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

All from the same movie:

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there."

"His battery has run out, but his memory will keep going, and going, and going."

"Excuse me, but did you say 'learn?'"

Small Soldiers?

*applause*

[Simon Legrande]

"Shhhh! Do you smell something?"

[Turin the Mad]

Simon Legrande wrote:

"Shhhh! Do you smell something?"

Ghostbusters! Cracks me up every time.

[Rosgakori]

"I have lived through many ages,
Through the eyes of salmon, deer, and wolf.
I have seen the Northmen invading Ireland,
Destroying all in search of gold.
I have seen suffering in the darkness,
Yet I have seen beauty thrive in the most fragile of places.
I have seen the book;
The book that turned darkness into light..."

[Black Dougal]

S:"a handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?!"

R: "Exactly!!!"

[Turin the Mad]

Black Dougal wrote:

S:"a handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?!"

R: "Exactly!!!"

Mortal Kombat

[Black Dougal]

DA:"Flash, I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!"

[grimdog73]

Flash Gordon