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Here's a couple easy ones:
Z: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Z: I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Different movie, still probably easy:
F: It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?
JB: I'm not guilty!
F: That's not what the other lawyer said.
R: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb #&@*#?
JB: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
R: Now you know why he built that bomb.
Let me sneak an oldie but goodie in here too:
N: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
F: Not this year!

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Here's a couple easy ones:
Z: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Z: I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
The Fifth Element.
Let me sneak an oldie but goodie in here too:
N: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
F: Not this year!
They Live - excellent move, great fight scene.

Tacticslion |

Different movie, still probably easy:
F: It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?
JB: I'm not guilty!
F: That's not what the other lawyer said.R: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb #&@*#?
JB: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
R: Now you know why he built that bomb.
Ninja'd by Aux for the two I wanted to be known to actually know.
But, sadly, I'll own up to having seen this one: Idiocracy.
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm distracting you, you big t*rd-blossom!"
This, on the other hand, I not only acknowledge having seen, but regret not seeing it more than once.
And that is all I will say.
(Well, that and it's a phenomenal sound track.)

Tacticslion |

Sadly? Buck up little camper, we'll beat thatslopefeeling together. I think Idiocracy is one of the best satires to come out in a long while. Better than Team America: World Police for sure.
It wasn't a terrible movie.
It was slow and plodding at times.
There were genuinely good moments, but I was frustrated with a number of choices that it made - so much so that I watched a few parts several times - and the inconsistency with which the world-rules were applied.
Add to that, the fact that I'm not a fan of stupid humor which, although this was a satire of, it also indulged in on a number of occasions by default, and I found it entirely frustrating to watch.
I didn't hate it, but I do feel a tad embarrassed that I spent as much time on it as I did... about one and a half watching's worth. I could have spent my time doing other things that were better: like not watching Team America!
(I haven't watched Team America, and would probably not enjoy that film. I do like it's Montage song, however.)
EDIT: Oh, and, Better Off Dead - you know, like ze oct-i-puz!

Simon Legrande |

Simon Legrande wrote:Sadly? Buck up little camper, we'll beat thatslopefeeling together. I think Idiocracy is one of the best satires to come out in a long while. Better than Team America: World Police for sure.It wasn't a terrible movie.
It was slow and plodding at times.
There were genuinely good moments, but I was frustrated with a number of choices that it made - so much so that I watched a few parts several times - and the inconsistency with which the world-rules were applied.
Add to that, the fact that I'm not a fan of stupid humor which, although this was a satire of, it also indulged in on a number of occasions by default, and I found it entirely frustrating to watch.
I didn't hate it, but I do feel a tad embarrassed that I spent as much time on it as I did... about one and a half watching's worth. I could have spent my time doing other things that were better: like not watching Team America!
(I haven't watched Team America, and would probably not enjoy that film. I do like it's Montage song, however.)
EDIT: Oh, and, Better Off Dead - you know, like ze oct-i-puz!
I suspect if you didn't like Idiocracy for the reasons you stated, you would hate Team America. That was a movie that seeing one time was certainly enough. There were a handful of really good parts, the rest was just ridiculously over the top.

Simon Legrande |

Oh yeah: also, it was kind of hopeless. I don't like mixing needlessly hopeless in my comedy. It's... not that funny.
(There are, however, times and places for hopeless films.)
Heh, I think that's one of the reasons I liked it. As hard as I try not to, I have a rather dim view of the future of humanity. I think it's because I consume too much news. In any case, back to the topic at hand:
H: You are a defector, I understand.
L: Yes, my king.
H: I am not your king.
L: But I wish you to be.
H: But you are a traitor by definition, are you not? What would I want with a traitor in my midst?
L: I can tell you of a village that lies unprotected, where you can gather young women.
H: I have plenty of women.
L: Slaves and weaponry.
H: I have plenty of weapons. What I want is the Epirus bow, like this monastery I moved every precious stone you people worshiped upon and I have yet to find it.

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H: You are a defector, I understand.
L: Yes, my king.
H: I am not your king.
L: But I wish you to be.
H: But you are a traitor by definition, are you not? What would I want with a traitor in my midst?
L: I can tell you of a village that lies unprotected, where you can gather young women.
H: I have plenty of women.
L: Slaves and weaponry.
H: I have plenty of weapons. What I want is the Epirus bow, like this monastery I moved every precious stone you people worshiped upon and I have yet to find it.
Immortals?

Simon Legrande |

Simon Legrande wrote:Immortals?H: You are a defector, I understand.
L: Yes, my king.
H: I am not your king.
L: But I wish you to be.
H: But you are a traitor by definition, are you not? What would I want with a traitor in my midst?
L: I can tell you of a village that lies unprotected, where you can gather young women.
H: I have plenty of women.
L: Slaves and weaponry.
H: I have plenty of weapons. What I want is the Epirus bow, like this monastery I moved every precious stone you people worshiped upon and I have yet to find it.
You got it.

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"Plan was to clean the bank, ghost the mercs, break wide for the tunnel. And then somebody got a lucky shot off with this rocket launcher here... and took out the sled. Guards took off on foot but rigged the door so no one could follow. They'll take the one ship in the hangar and leave everyone else to die."
"How come you know all this s&%$? You weren't even here."
"Cause it was my plan."

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"Plan was to clean the bank, ghost the mercs, break wide for the tunnel. And then somebody got a lucky shot off with this rocket launcher here... and took out the sled. Guards took off on foot but rigged the door so no one could follow. They'll take the one ship in the hangar and leave everyone else to die."
"How come you know all this s###? You weren't even here."
"Cause it was my plan."
Riddick.

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"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
Boondock Saints.
Edit: I think it was said by the father during the lead up to the courtroom scene... but it's been a while and I'm not entirely certain.

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Readerbreeder wrote:Riddick."Plan was to clean the bank, ghost the mercs, break wide for the tunnel. And then somebody got a lucky shot off with this rocket launcher here... and took out the sled. Guards took off on foot but rigged the door so no one could follow. They'll take the one ship in the hangar and leave everyone else to die."
"How come you know all this s###? You weren't even here."
"Cause it was my plan."
Correct. That movie has some fun dialogue in it. Another:
"Call me an a**hole... one more time."

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Freehold DM wrote:Readerbreeder wrote:Riddick."Plan was to clean the bank, ghost the mercs, break wide for the tunnel. And then somebody got a lucky shot off with this rocket launcher here... and took out the sled. Guards took off on foot but rigged the door so no one could follow. They'll take the one ship in the hangar and leave everyone else to die."
"How come you know all this s###? You weren't even here."
"Cause it was my plan."
Correct. That movie has some fun dialogue in it. Another:
"Call me an a**hole... one more time."
hancock.

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Deputy: That them shootin'?
Sheriff: No, it's coming from those rocks.
Deputy: Well, let's go. He ain't hittin' nothin'.
Sheriff: You idiot, he's hit everything he's aimed at!
Deputy: Well, they ain't out of our jurisdiction 'til they reach the flattop.
[Sheriff's hat is shot off his head]
Sheriff: Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

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RK: 'I didn't kill my wife!'
SG: 'I don't care!'
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Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'
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R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'

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RK: 'I didn't kill my wife!'
SG: 'I don't care!'
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Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'
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R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'
first one is one my dearest friend's favorite movies - the fugitive.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:first one is one my dearest friend's favorite movies - the fugitive.RK: 'I didn't kill my wife!'
SG: 'I don't care!'
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Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'
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R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'
That is correct.

John Kretzer |

Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'--------------------------------------------------------------------------
R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'
Okay hint time...
First one hint: The character meant this literally.
Second one hint: mmm...kinda of a cop buddy movie

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Second one hint: mmm...kinda of a cop buddy movie
If it's any one other than "48 Hours," you're banned from the thread!
"Who's Mondo Man?"
"Just some guy. Don't worry about it."
Hint 1: Features cameos by Frankie Avalon and Buck Dharma.
Hint 2: Check "best stoner movies" lists.
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John Kretzer wrote:Second one hint: mmm...kinda of a cop buddy movieIf it's any one other than "48 Hours," you're banned from the thread!
Kirth Gersen wrote:"Who's Mondo Man?"
"Just some guy. Don't worry about it."Hint 1: Features cameos by Frankie Avalon and Buck Dharma.
Hint 2: Check "best stoner movies" lists.
....
I have no idea but I must have it.

RainyDayNinja RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 |
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RainyDayNinja wrote:Oh... so close, and yet....Christopher Dudley wrote:Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.Spiderman 2, right?
Wait... duh. I remembered it was Norman Osbourne when he showed up for Thanksgiving dinner, but it didn't occur to me to think about what movie he was the villain in.

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RainyDayNinja wrote:WAG I'm gonna say Ravenous. Haven't seen it for a while, but that's the subject matter.OK, here's one I saw just recently on Netflix:
"You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best."
That's line is from Snowpiercer.
Here's an obscure one. Let's see if anyone has seen this movie.
"Elk don't know how many legs a horse has got!"

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John Kretzer wrote:
Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'--------------------------------------------------------------------------
R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'Okay hint time...
First one hint: The character meant this literally.
Eddie Quist - Lycanthrope serial killer from the Howling
Can't touch the second one, though I am pretty sure I've seen the movie.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:John Kretzer wrote:
Eddie: 'I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen.'--------------------------------------------------------------------------
R: 'You got a lady, C****?'
J: 'Yeah.'
R: 'You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.'Okay hint time...
First one hint: The character meant this literally.
Eddie Quist - Lycanthrope serial killer from the Howling
Can't touch the second one, though I am pretty sure I've seen the movie.
That is correct. The second one as guessed by Kirth Gersen upthread is from 48 Hours