Guy #1: "You was here, last night too, wasn't ya?"
Guy #2: "Yes sir, I was."
Guy #1: "You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!"
Guy #2: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken."
Guy #1: "Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy...Al...Leo...Little Moe with the gimpy leg...Cheeks...Boney Bob...Cliff!"
CLIFF: "...It's a lie!"
It's one of the Home Alone movies but I can't decide which. I'm leaning towards Home Alone 2.
Nope."Then again, what the hell do I know? I'm supposed to be dead by now."Chronicles of Riddick?
The newest Hercules Movie starring Dwayne Johnson.
Line was by one of his companions, who was an oracle of sorts. Last line of the movie if I recall,... :)
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Nope."Then again, what the hell do I know? I'm supposed to be dead by now."Chronicles of Riddick?The newest Hercules Movie starring Dwayne Johnson.
Line was by one of his companions, who was an oracle of sorts. Last line of the movie if I recall,... :)
Correct on all counts! My brother and I just saw it yesterday, and we loved it.
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" In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. (Main Villain) is not the law... I am the law. (Main Villain) is a common criminal; guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as (Narcotic Name), and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you (Main Villain)... judgement time."
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" In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. (Main Villain) is not the law... I am the law. (Main Villain) is a common criminal; guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as (Narcotic Name), and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you (Main Villain)... judgement time."
Dredd.
Man, now I need to think of a quote to use myself..
From back on page 27 of this thread...
"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullsh*t, I did not hit her...oh hi Mark."
...one of the most coherent lines from "The Room."
P.S. - The RiffTrax guys did a great job with this in theaters this spring.
The implications that they don't spell out are part of the horror. The survivors seemingly embracing what has happened to them ... eeeewwww.Event Horizon!I've seen a lot of horror movies without batting an eye; this one freaked me out!
Those of us who play the game will swear that movie is a prequel to Warhammer 40k. It sure does seem that way!
Those of us who play the game will swear that movie is a prequel to Warhammer 40k. It sure does seem that way!The implications that they don't spell out are part of the horror. The survivors seemingly embracing what has happened to them ... eeeewwww.Event Horizon!I've seen a lot of horror movies without batting an eye; this one freaked me out!
'tis an excellent set-up for that. Who knows, maybe that film's developers are WH40K fans? ;)
Guy #1: "You was here, last night too, wasn't ya?"
Guy #2: "Yes sir, I was."
Guy #1: "You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!"
Guy #2: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken."
Guy #1: "Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy...Al...Leo...Little Moe with the gimpy leg...Cheeks...Boney Bob...Cliff!"
CLIFF: "...It's a lie!"
Home Alone 2 Lost in NY. One of the more humorous scenes...but then, it's a scene with Tim Curry...so that makes it perfect.
"What is the law? Not to eat meat. Not to drink blood. Are we not men?"
"What is the law? Not to eat meat. Not to drink blood. Are we not men?"
Sounds like something Dr. Moreau would say/have said. drifts down memory lane
Yeah, the old B&W original one: The Island of Lost Souls, with Charles Laughton (as Dr. Moreau) and Bela Lugosi (as the "Sayer of the Law"). That movie is a classic!
"It's a cookbook. IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
#1. "Take her to the Fetus Frightening Room."
#2. "Do you believe in unlikelihoods?"
#3. TV Show (paraphrasing from memory): "It's amazing how much glass you can eat when you don't fill up on roughage."
#4. (also TV): "I'm not your friend, buddy."
#5. "Watch out for snakes!"
#3. TV Show (paraphrasing from memory): "It's amazing how much glass you can eat when you don't fill up on roughage."
Super Dave Osborne! The one you're quoting was one of the funniest bits on television... "I should be stopping... and I'm not!" *BAM!*
Can't remember if that was on Bizarre or on Super Dave's spinoff show.
#3. TV Show (paraphrasing from memory): "It's amazing how much glass you can eat when you don't fill up on roughage."Super Dave Osborne! The one you're quoting was one of the funniest bits on television... "I should be stopping... and I'm not!" *BAM!*
Can't remember if that was on Bizarre or on Super Dave's spinoff show.
Correct! I saw it on Super Dave's show (on Showtime, IIRC).
Dunno if I've already used this one: one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies:
"You guys look... benevolent!"
Ding-Dong
<DOOR OPENS, REVEALING POLICE OFFICER>
"Hello Jimmy, noise complaint?"
"Hello John. Noise complaint"
<P.O. JIMMY TILTS HEAD TO THE LEFT, NOTICES MULTIPLE BODIES ON THE FLOOR>
"You uhhhhh, 'working' again John?"
"No Jimmy, just sorting some stuff out."
<P.O. JIMMY SLOWLY REMOVES HIS HAND FROM THE PISTOL HOLSTERED AT HIS HIP>
"I'll...uhhh...leave you to it then..."
"Good night Jimmy."
"Good night John..."
Ding-Dong
That sounds like something out of a Keanu Reeves movie I watched recently. Good flick. Can't remember the name of it, but it had Willem Dafoe, good fight choreography, a lot of automatic weapons fire, and some surprising and very nice touches (a Russian guy using Sambo moves when fighting; a nod to the Sanctuary in David Morrell's The Brotherhood of the Rose; some other stuff I appreciated).
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Ding-Dong<DOOR OPENS, REVEALING POLICE OFFICER>
"Hello Jimmy, noise complaint?"
"Hello John. Noise complaint"
<P.O. JIMMY TILTS HEAD TO THE LEFT, NOTICES MULTIPLE BODIES ON THE FLOOR>
"You uhhhhh, 'working' again John?"
"No Jimmy, just sorting some stuff out."
<P.O. JIMMY SLOWLY REMOVES HIS HAND FROM THE PISTOL HOLSTERED AT HIS HIP>
"I'll...uhhh...leave you to it then..."
"Good night Jimmy."
"Good night John..."
John Wick. The beginning tears your heart out ... so you really wanna see him dish out some serious butt kickery, which is delivered upon.
John Wick. The beginning tears your heart out ... so you really wanna see him dish out some serious butt kickery, which is delivered upon.
Ding-Dong<DOOR OPENS, REVEALING POLICE OFFICER>
"Hello Jimmy, noise complaint?"
"Hello John. Noise complaint"
<P.O. JIMMY TILTS HEAD TO THE LEFT, NOTICES MULTIPLE BODIES ON THE FLOOR>
"You uhhhhh, 'working' again John?"
"No Jimmy, just sorting some stuff out."
<P.O. JIMMY SLOWLY REMOVES HIS HAND FROM THE PISTOL HOLSTERED AT HIS HIP>
"I'll...uhhh...leave you to it then..."
"Good night Jimmy."
"Good night John..."
Yep. Love that movie for the honest approach to gun-fighting (lots of reloads) and the humor...
Always funny when someone thanks him for not killing them.
Also:
Brad: Go for B-Rad
David: Hey Brad, what the f#!$!
Brad: Uh oh, something wrong?
David: Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.
Brad Gurdlinger: Smidge and half, no?
David: Look, you got me moving enough weed to kill Willie f$~!ing Nelson, man. Ok, they are used a g&% d~#n bucket brigade to put it on the RV as we speak!
Brad: Wait, you just walked in there, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon, and they were like "Yeah, no problem?"
David Clark: Why do you sound suprised by this?
" who are these guys, anyway? "
" Nazis, from the moon. "
" who are these guys, anyway? "
" Nazis, from the moon. "
Iron Sky. One and only, accept no substitutes.
"God, this place is like a f*cking open air insane asylum!"
Sequel is due late 2016. ^________^
"Come now, surely you're curious about who we are, where we come from..."
"...and why I have a picture of a burger on the wall."
MST3K the Movie!
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"This is not a dream. We are using to using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9. You are receiving this broadcast on all the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness. This is not a dream. what you are seeing is actually occurring for the purpose of causing a reality revolution."
"This is not a dream. We are using to using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9. You are receiving this broadcast on all the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness. This is not a dream. what you are seeing is actually occurring for the purpose of causing a reality revolution."
The Matrix?
Prince of Darkness, it was weird.
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
Heavy Metal. Man I do love that scene.
"STEERRRNNNN!!!"
Prince of Darkness, it was weird.
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
HEAVY METAL!!!!
Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?
"Oh brother, somebody's gonna kiss the donkey."
"just let it in"
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Brad: Go for B-Rad
David: Hey Brad, what the f@*#!
Brad: Uh oh, something wrong?
David: Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.
Brad Gurdlinger: Smidge and half, no?
David: Look, you got me moving enough weed to kill Willie f#&$ing Nelson, man. Ok, they are used a g%# d*@n bucket brigade to put it on the RV as we speak!
Brad: Wait, you just walked in there, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon, and they were like "Yeah, no problem?"
David Clark: Why do you sound suprised by this?
We're the Millers
"Oh brother, somebody's gonna kiss the donkey."
Battleship
Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?
God's army