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All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.
"If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and buttf-- your father with your mother's headless corpse on this g&~+%*ned lawn!"
Charles Scholz wrote: All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless. Peter O'Toole, High Spirits
Kirth Gersen wrote: "If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and buttf-- your father with your mother's headless corpse on this g!++@@ned lawn!" True Detective.
-"Where's Sherrypie?"
- "He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head… three times."
woman: This is for ladies only!
man [unzipping]: So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.
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CC: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
B: Plague!
CC: Plague?
B: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
CC: That man's got a sword in him!
B: He fell on it.
MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation.
Ragadolf wrote: MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation. Ming in Flash Gordon, although I prefer the wedding scene. It's tied with The Princess Bride for the best wedding ceremony.
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Imbicatus wrote: Ragadolf wrote: MVS: I like to play with things awhile. Before Annihilation. Ming in Flash Gordon, although I prefer the wedding scene. It's tied with The Princess Bride for the best wedding ceremony. Indeed! Best Vows Ever!
Priest-"Do you promise not to blast her into space?"
<Ming gives dirty look>
Priest- "UNTIL such time as you grow weary of her?!?"
;)
Charles Scholz wrote: CC: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
B: Plague!
CC: Plague?
B: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
CC: That man's got a sword in him!
B: He fell on it.
Yellowbeard!
TV Ad: "Norbecker Beer! If you're tough enough!"
[after spokesmen arrested in a gay bar]
TV Ad: "Norbecker! If you're sensitive enough!"
"Real men are not intimidated by threats of physical violence against their own personal selves and ironically, neither am I."
"You're a wacka-do."
"Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back."
"You screwed us all... for a piece of ass???"
"PENCIL-DICKS!"
Are those all from the same film?
"I've been a soldier, 'til I ran out of wars."
"Everywhere I go, there's always an a!%&@++."
"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."
Here's one that was a favorite of my oldest daughter, when she was younger and obsessed with this movie:
"Listen! Do you smell something?"
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