Okay guys, I'm totally burnt out and used up way more time I should have doing this today. When I come back tomorrow, there better be another 1000 posts!
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Why do people make vomiting items when SKR specifically made a guideline against vomiting items?
I dunno. As a kid, I kept putting bobby pins in live AC sockets even when repeatedly told not to. I guess the vomiters are just rebels at heart.
{makes Will save vs. bobby pin in socket compulsion}
Magical shortstop throws to first...
... is caught by hat of thesaurus eating and disappearing into itself.
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As a GM, I don't want to allow a wondrous item in my game that permits the characters to completely derail the game I'm running in favor of spontaneously making up something else.
My god but I hope the cull comes soon...
The flawed items or those who put in effort I don't mind clicking through, but the obvious troll items.... No, no more please!
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I'm just hoping to run across my item soon... maybe that will break the voting compulsion effect.
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Additionally,
...never mind, I'm not gonna tell you cos that would spoil the secret and it's classified and then I'd have to kill you.
If you're going to attach Golarion deities to your items, you should know their actual personalities.
Hahaha, I know what item that is and it has always been paired with better entries, so I can happily downvote it each time. No lore is much better than wrong lore.
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Zi'on Darkbane wrote: Magical shortstop throws to first...
... is caught by hat of thesaurus eating and disappearing into itself.
Allowing Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum to steal home plate (considered difficult terrain) before losing 10d20 levels and paying a 2 million gp fine for unauthorized use of orifices. All covered in runes...
I think I just hit one of those items where people have been going "Oh, that looks good. Oh wait, why did you tack that onto it and run it?"
Item that makes a ton of work for the GM versus item with headachy mechanics and no save on a powerful effect = rock and a hard place
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hmm... Which shall I see first: Dedicated Voter title with my name or my item? Only time will tell.
There's a grating somewhere underneath this contest through which many small but important mechanical details have dropped. The kobolds living there have sorted them -- once the pile of "how long it lasts" gets high enough, they will escape.
permanent SiaC vs. earth shatteringly powerful object available to 4th level characters (by market price)...
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I prepared explosive runes today ...
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There's a grating somewhere underneath this contest through which many small but important mechanical details have dropped. The kobolds living there have sorted them -- once the pile of "how long it lasts" gets high enough, they will escape.
All that visual needs is PennyCosmo in the center of them saying "We all float down here."
New process:
1.) Vote on items.
2.) Take five seconds to read item names.
3.) If no new items skip to step 7.
4.) Read new items one by one.
5.) Scrutinize item minutia for new items such as spelling, grammar, and formatting.
6.) Copy any Keep items into my keep folder.
7.) Weigh items. Usually takes about 5-10 seconds.
8.)Waste any remaining clock time reading the new 1 or 2 rambling thread posts, or my book.
8.) Go to step one.
Total time with new items: ~1 minute
Total time with no new items: ~10 seconds
It has been awhile since I have had to use steps 4 or 5. It has been even longer since I have had to use step 6.
TL;DR: Too many Repeats.
*grumble*
No, I don't want to know what happens when I eat your item.
I kind of like items that do something wonky when you eat them..but I am biased :)
oh look a communal bag of holding.
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Item costs more than a 20th level character is expected to have in total.
Item costs more to make than a 20th level character is expected to have in total.
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Ah, here is the item that should be outrageously expensive for the decorative items alone!
Paying EXP to use an item...
3.5 called they want their mechanic back they said just drop it anywhere in 2003.
Free +5 items and metagaming or automatic sneak attacks on every attack? The opness is hilarious.
Item costs more than a 20th level character is expected to have in total.
Item costs more to make than a 20th level character is expected to have in total.
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I haven't seen that one yet. Oi!
Surely there can't be that many more turtles, frogs, and snakes... can there?
Just found the double-spaced item. Found it very hard to read. Had to reread it twice, and then had to vote for it.
And ... An item better known as: The after effects of New Years Eve.