Voters' Incessant Ramble

[pH unbalanced]

zylphryx wrote:

Why one language except Common? I really would like to understand the reasoning behind it ...

Because this item is Exceptional.

[Treppa]

Mike Welham wrote:

Ha ha, GM! Make me some NPCs! And a sammich!

And objects. And some prophetic dreams.

[Cthulhudrew]

All those words. And still you managed to forget the essentials like Aura, Caster Level, Price, Construction Requirements, etc.

[James Casey]

Hmmm I can now play any class, wear a shirt, helmet, boots, amulet and bracers and always have the same abilities as a Barbarian without any ill effects!

[Cthulhudrew]

It's nice to see some new items.

Too bad they're vomit items. :(

(And why would I want to pay that much to throw up? I have two fingers that don't cost a thing.)

[Pamela Elizabeth]

class in a can vs. locomotive skin thing

[Jr. Annalist]

Seriously... would it have killed you to include a "Both of these items are really bad, never show them to me again!" button?

[Amy Gillespie]

Sick and twisted or wisps?
Hmmmm.

[Treppa]

I read some of these and think 'why didn't I enter?' Then I remember staring at the blank entry form with an equally vacant brain.

I applaud all those who did take the plunge and submitted something, even if you feel beat up here. At least you did it! Good on ya.

[Perish Song]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

It's nice to see some new items.

Too bad they're vomit items. :(

(And why would I want to pay that much to throw up? I have two fingers that don't cost a thing.)

'______'

[cwslyclgh]

I don't think that spell works the way you think it works....

[Perish Song]

I know someone who didn't read Matt Goodall's item!

[IcedMik]

It's been said before in other words, but my person auto-reject is seeing "GM" anywhere in the description. Even worse is seeing "DM."

[James Casey]

Please just call it a necklace or a pendant!!!

[Treppa]

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

[thunderspirit]

Jrcmarine wrote:

Please just call it a necklace or a pendant!!!

But then it wouldn't be Superstar!

...oh.

[Jeff Lee]

Every time I think I'm out, they drag me back in...

[cwslyclgh]

At least year I have yet to come across any items that require AD&D spells that never made it to 3rd edition, let alone pathfinder.

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

There are a lot of items weirdly themed around non-adventuring professions.

[Amy Gillespie]

Jrcmarine wrote:

Please just call it a necklace or a pendant!!!

TORC!

[James Raine]

Treppa wrote:

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

You have a problem with the codpiece of sandpaper and lemon juice?

[Reckless]

Jeff Lee wrote:

Every time I think I'm out, they drag me back in...

Hey, that's my line....

[Jeff Lee]

I'm gettin' the band back together!

[James Casey]

YAY! I get to see the rainbow poop item again!

[Treppa]

James Raine wrote:

Treppa wrote:

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

You have a problem with the codpiece of sandpaper and lemon juice?

I wonder if it matches the brassiere of glass shards and salt?

[Covent]

Jeff Lee wrote:

I'm gettin' the band back together!

Cool! Now, who took crafting feats?

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Oh good. Poop activated item.

[James Raine]

Treppa wrote:

James Raine wrote:

Treppa wrote:

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

You have a problem with the codpiece of sandpaper and lemon juice?

I wonder if it matches the brassiere of glass shards and salt?

I thought set bonuses were a downvote…?

[pH unbalanced]

Aww, that personal appeal by the author was cute. Totally unprofessional, and lost my vote. But awfully cute. Good luck in the future!

[thunderspirit]

Nothing like a brief bit of self-analysis as to why you created what you created to make me think twice about voting down your item.

[Cthulhudrew]

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Oh good. Poop activated item.

Note: Should not be used simultaneously with the vomit item.

[Treppa]

Judging is much easier after that hot buttered rum. *click!*

[Amy Gillespie]

I didn't detest that item I thought I would by the title.

Surprising.

[Ignotus Advenium]

There are too many items that would introduce long interruptions and/or completely sidetrack a session. It's hard enough to stay on track without distractions like that.

If I made such an item, I'd give it a long and transparent name:
Gewgaw of Let's Stop in the Middle of This Module and Do That Other Thing for Half the Evening, Magically

[Jeff Lee]

Hmm. You made a wondrous item out of an already existing ring combined with a D&D cartoon reference. Not Superstar, but my hat is off to you, sir or madam.

[Perish Song]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Oh good. Poop activated item.

Note: Should not be used simultaneously with the vomit item.

There's one that does both.

[Treppa]

Perish Song wrote:

Cthulhudrew wrote:

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Oh good. Poop activated item.

Note: Should not be used simultaneously with the vomit item.

There's one that does both.

Say it ain't so.

[Azouth]

Treppa wrote:

James Raine wrote:

Treppa wrote:

This item's name makes it sound like it would chafe. A lot. Where you wouldn't want to chafe.

You have a problem with the codpiece of sandpaper and lemon juice?

I wonder if it matches the brassiere of glass shards and salt?

Or a Flaming brassiere.

[James Casey]

Amy Gillespie wrote:

I didn't detest that item I thought I would by the title.

Surprising.

One of my favorites so far had a name that hinted at grossness but was simple and clever

[Perish Song]

Ignotus Advenium wrote:

There are too many items that would introduce long interruptions and/or completely sidetrack a session. It's hard enough to stay on track without distractions like that.

If I made such an item, I'd give it a long and transparent name:
Gewgaw of Let's Stop in the Middle of This Module and Do That Other Thing for Half the Evening, Magically

Without getting too specific, there's an item that does maze but replaces it with something else for flavor. I *think* it means that you just need to make the INT check as with maze, but my initial impression was that you had to roleplay out the entire..."something else."

Cool item, though.

[zylphryx]

well that one's pretty neat ... up voted

[Cthulhudrew]

The vomit item just got regurgitated into my queue. Along with an item that can be used secondarily for similar stomach problems.

[Rich Malena]

zylphryx wrote:

well that one's pretty neat ... up voted

It makes me very happy to think about a vote as upvoting one great item, rather than downvoting a bad one.

[Perish Song]

Treppa wrote:

Say it ain't so.

Well, potentially does both, at least. But I've seen that item at least three times now, so it definitely wasn't just a hallucination.

[Johnny Jim-Jon]

This may be a naive question, but do many sessions really stop for an hour or so, so a character can have a dream?

[Kaartus]

Seems to me like adventurers are pretty likely the target demographic for the song 'Thrift Shop'. I mean they love them some antiquing as well.

[thunderspirit]

Johnny Jim-Jon wrote:

This may be a naive question, but do many sessions really stop for an hour or so, so a character can have a dream?

Much more likely to stop for an hour or so so the players can have lunch, methinks.

(And there are items for that too!)

[Perish Song]

Johnny Jim-Jon wrote:

This may be a naive question, but do many sessions really stop for an hour or so, so a character can have a dream?

Clearly, your GM has been doing it wrong.

[Mike Welham]

I did see a badger item. It was not quite what I expected, but it was still much better than synchronized watches.

[Treppa]

Lots of folks must have been inspired by Irrison. There are tons of lovely ice/snow-themed items.