
icehawk333 |

Screw you Hippie!....*Takes celery stick and adds it to bloody mary*, Man that soothes the throat...And you are not only wrong but Badwrongfun.
How long until we have a Chris Lambertz sighting
edit: no they are not death keeper
Money equal power.
Power equals camel.Camel equals 5 celery sticks.
Five.
Quid pro quo.

Death_Keeper |

Again, quit polluting these boards with your(drug induced)delusions of granduer. Have another bong hit.
I have so flagged this thread chris where are you when I need you
Okay this argument is rediculous!
The moon is made only of tenderloin...not ribs...
George Washington was Chris in a past life so he's already here...
And if you build a camel out of celery sticks you need a Klein bottle to contain the escaping unicorn...
And last but not least.... I am wearing pants at two a clock in the sun.
I'm going back to my bacon-spork and eating Chinese food until either I meow or become one with the universe...

GM Capt Wombat |

Not amid at any one in particular just if I post this here as my one post
I can always point someone to it later later as my argument response.
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Caps one post . Page 1
Dear who ever I am in an argument with _______(inset name here) now read.
You are wrong, what ever it is you said or did as a player or PC, your wrong.
if, changed your name to
Wrong Wrong
Of Wrong, road,
Wrong Hill
wrong district
The city of wrong
Working at
Wrong wrong and wrong
as a wrong wrangler of wrongs.
With a PhD in wrong
You could not be more wrong than you are right now.
In other words
Your wrong.!
Have a nice day
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Death_Keeper |

No, you have a nice day. In fact, I am going to kick your day's @$$ until it fits in the "nice" space whether or not your day likes it, just because George Clooney's character
** spoiler omitted **
And we are all soooo busted.
A great way to make sure the days ass ends up as nice is to coat the whole day in butterscotch pudding before the beating begins...
Morning.... butterscotch filled bed
Butterscotch filled bathroom...
Midday .... butterscotch filled office&car
Evening.... butterscotch filled steak

Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot |

This thread makes me harbor pumpernickel phnglui narwhal chumble spuzz.
CHAKABOOM [thunder bellows in the surface of the infosphere as The Grim Bucko Entity emerges from non-space, violating all safety procedures]
MANIFESTATION 1
"Ensirio ! You transconceptual minx ! Your doom is here !"
[fires a ultra-velocity notional missile destined to erase all sense of the entity codename "Ensirio". The missile hurls at inconceivable speed towards its target, making entire havoc of causal coherence along its flaming screaming trajectory]

Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot |

"This is not over, Longstrider ! I will make boots of you !"
[Grim Bucko launches a sub-atomic symbiolic (symbolic/symbiotic) device which tries to connect to the etheric resonance of the reality deviant, rapidly fading out of sight as it attempts to navigates the Abstract surrounding the Hall of Infinite Emptiness]
Grim Bucko pauses a moment to look around him with an unflinching icy dead glare.
"Behave yourself Omniversal Citizens ! Remember: now matter how or where you may try to hide in the Great Beyond the Paradigmatic Police will find you."
With these (hopefully) final words, the Grim Bucko rotates around its existential axis and speeds away along a direction the mind cannot conceive off.
And the thread is silent and quiet once again.

Reviarti |

Divinations.
Only ever useful when the storyteller wants it to be.
Because hay, just seeing the magic that's causing the problem would be too easy.
The villan has mind blank.
It's the school of magic subject to plot whims, and in a place like Avalon, the plot nearly never wants it.
Why did i choose to be a diviner?
No one else was.
Now i know why.

Death_Keeper |

Divinations.
Only ever useful when the storyteller wants it to be.
Because hay, just seeing the magic that's causing the problem would be too easy.
The villan has mind blank.
It's the school of magic subject to plot whims, and in a place like Avalon, the plot nearly never wants it.
Why did i choose to be a diviner?
No one else was.
Now i know why.
You will be able to divine much on my plot

Kryzbyn |

Carl is far to reminiscent of Jhonny in his stats... So abosutly perfect, has a massively insane ablity, off-the-chart saves, dr, 40 str, full getsalt, half of the getsalt being godling, quite a few immunitys...
Jeez, wombat=spugs.
Lyn asked us not to do this. Please don't do this.
This thread has the Avalon name on it, I'd say that request is binding.