I'm gunna sing The Doom Song now!
Don't even recognize the name, but don't hold my age and lack of hipness against me, okay?
If you're in the U.S., you can watch it on Hulu. "Dark Harvest" is the second half of season 1, episode 4. If you like twisted demented cartoons, you'll likely enjoy the whole series.
I don't want Earth to be destroyed. All my stuff is here.
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
Sean, do you admit to killing puppies on Sunday mornings, and cute fuzzy kittens before you start each work week?
My dearest Trollthulhu,
It is a poorly kept secret that Invader SKR, like the rest of his extraterrestrial species, is an obligate telomere-ivore. As such, he must prey on primarily young mammals on a regular basis simply out of dietary necessity. He had been subsisting on baby orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and free-range forum trolls, but for Christmas, he received a copy of Mark Bittman's new cookbook, How to Cook Puppies and Kittens.
And now you know... the rest of the story. Good day.
Please disregard first note. Hulk have Blossom. Come alone to Hulk lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Hulk know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself.