IK ERK DA KAA NAKKA
Huh-huh-huh-huh... Hey, Beavis. Isn't that the guy that was in that movie? You know, where he's got this sweet construction job, but he quits so he can go back to school. Huh-huh-huh...that's stupid. This guy is stupid.
[* clocks the new guy in the head with a live chicken *]
By the power of fowl, begone !
Huh-huh-huh...ow! Quit it, fartknocker! Don't make me kick your ass...huh-huh-huh.
You're still there ?
What are you, a Garl Glittergold fan ?
Begone !
And where has this Matt Damon thing gone ?
Can't even tend to its own thread ? Pshaww !
Matt Damon?
Happy Thanksgiving Matt.
*highfives Shiney Pretty Ball-of-Light*
Matt Damon!
*Headbonk*
*headbonks back*
MATT DAMON!!!
Ho my, you poor creature ! Trying to terminate your impotent existence...
Perhaps that's for the best, though.
How could you heal the grievous psychological wounds inflicted by the matriarchy, you motherless puppet ?
Hmpf !
[*slowly munches the grass still green in its fairy patch*]
Getta way from my prize winning flowers!
Heabutts FFGT to appease his thanatos
[*from a safe distance*]
Red Lantern Road Rage, I strongly condemn your headbutt.
But I understand it: my dear brother can be so passive-agresssive.
I feel that a part of him, deep down, wants to be punished.
Bad things happen when the rabbitfolk eat the red flowers! I should know, I force-fed one once.
*hands over a mini-Matt Damon puppet to the Matt Damon Puppet*
*plays with the puppet happily, makes it slam its tiny hand against the desk*
MATT DAMON!!!
Please put me out now Matt Damon.
Happy to oblige ! [*empties a bucket full of water on Burning Straw Man*]
Hehehe !
MATT DAMON!!!
[*slaps empty bucket on puppet's head, then runs away, laughing like a madgnome*]
madgnome's laughter is very infectious. [*starts running and laughing with him*]
Oh look, a thread about laughing and burning. Mwheeheeheeheehee!
*casts Firaga on everything in the thread*
"Haaaaa ! I buuuuuurnnnn ! No ! Yeaaaargh !"
"YES ! YOU BURN, YOU ALL BURN ! BURNING IS GOOD !"
It doesn't feel that good...
But then again some vegetables that doesn't taste good are still good for you...
So: YEAH! I'M BURNING!! (wait, I'd still rather eat pizza) YEAH WATER!!!
[*plunges in lake, which extinguishes fire*]
"What was that ?"
"Anyway... I blame the puppet ! ... and Cosmo, too !"
MATT DAMON!!!
*looks sternly around the gathered beings. Or may be looking sternly at them. Kind of hard to tell*
*slams his hand into the desk*
Matt Damon!!!
You are a bizarre little creature...
"Motion dismissed !"
[*Raises an accusatory finger towards Matt Damon Puppet*]
"From this stringy fiend...
Delivery for Matt Damon, courtesy of Ben Affleck.
*lays a Robin costume on a hanger on the desktop*
*Drops Robin's face mask next to the package plus a bill for $16.95.*
*seems to be practising for working as a mime*
*catches you guys looking at it*
*hides white-gloved hands behind back*
Matt damon...?
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*has put up a table with a tablecloth*
*has put a lot of... stuff on the table. Things like a conch shell, a water gun, a potted plant that looks vaguely diseased, four gold-plated meatballs, a shower spigot, and a bicycle wheel, along with other assorted oddments*
MATT DAMON!!! Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon! Matt Damon.
*bows*
*Readies flamethrower*
*hides behind an umbrella*
Matt!!! Damon!!!
*peeks out from behind the Transformers umbrella*
Matt... Damon?
MATT DAMON.
MATT DAMON!
MATT DAM...
(Crap, I summoned him. Didn't know it worked like Pazuzu)
*Fires flamethrower*
(Worries he can't make the opposed charisma check to make Matt Damon perform tasks against his nature. Decides to send him back and pulls out a mirror.)
TAM NOMAD
TAM NOMAD!
TAM NOMAD!
(Speculates by the above words that he might have been sent to the world where the Wheel of Time takes place. Better hope he can't learn how to Channel.)
*gets its head set on fire by the flamethrower*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
MAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOON!!!
*runs around and hollers*
*screams and waves its arms*
MAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOON!!!!
*dunks its head into the large tub of water beside the table*
*falls in*
THE CHILDREN ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Right, that's it. Time to break out the white phosphorous.