Golgotha: Settlement Charter

[Gol Morbis]

Andius might claim that Aragon is so scary that entire settlements are acting against them.

Golgotha is so scary that people are trying to get the developers to bring us down before release.

Join Golgotha today, be a part of something great.

Vote Golgotha today, help us build something strong.

[Xeen]

Golgotha is not more scary then Aragon. Sorry guys, but Chaos is much more scary then lawful.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Chaotic people will take your cookies. Golgothans will break the Jar!

[Xeen]

We steal the shards too!!!

[Gol Phyllain]

Remember Xeen not all of the Golgothans will be lawful evil.

[Notmyrealname]

I'm glad to see you are stepping up and taking the role of leader in matters that pertain to a metaguild (in the thread that shall not be named). You have been in that role for some time, the real decisions are yours to make. The rest is just talk about what you decide.

[Gol Tigari]

I win.. I steal your cookies, and replace them with my own homemade ones..And you can ask my wife..I'm no baker :D

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Golgotha will absolutely not remove itself from the Landrush.

We will not forget and we will never forgive. Those who have stood in the way of Golgothan progress will feel our "meaningful player interactions" soon enough.

[Gol Phyllain]

Eternity Council, If you guys want a place in Golgotha we are more then happy to talk to you about joining Golgotha. We will have plenty of uninhibited magic flying around for you guys to take the lead on.

[Doggan]

Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf wrote:

Those who have stood in the way of Golgothan progress will feel our "meaningful player interactions" soon enough.

Sounds so dirty. I can't wait to see it.

[Pax Feydred]

OK Golgotha, is Notmyrealname an alias that you're using to bump Golgotha's recruitment? If so that was brilliant!

[Gol Morbis]

Not only that, but He Who Shall Not Be Named was actually none other than... Pax Morbis! I tricked you all!

... that was sarcasm, in case any of our context-impaired readers are confused.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

The Lord Regent needs you!

Are you ready to stand shoulder to shoulder to destroy the enemies of Golgotha?

Pax Golgotha
Golgotha is a Lawful Evil city-state in the Empire of Xeilias.

The enemies of the Empire will be crushed beneath the Golgothan War Machine.

We need individuals and groups for:

-Gatherers and Harvesters
-Refiners, Crafters, and Builders
-POI Management and Operation
-Settlement Management and Operation

There are soldiers to train, equipment to be made, and armies to crush...

We need individuals and groups for:

-Champions (PvE Content)
-Soldiers
-Logistics
-Companies (Ask about our PCC and SCC programs)

Learn the dark arts of magic and role-play...

We need individuals and groups for:

-Cabals (Necromancy included)
-Artificers
-Event Management

No foe will stand in the way of Golgothan Progress. The military might of Golgotha stands ready to defend the Empire and obliterate all those who seek to hinder our goals.

Join Golgotha Today and become a part of something great: Apply

Salute

[Aet Kard Warstein]

Gol Tigari wrote:

I win.. I steal your cookies, and replace them with my own homemade ones..And you can ask my wife..I'm no baker :D

Ahhh, so Mrs. Tigari has need of keeping all the baking supplies stocked I hear? I think Aeternum can come up with a profitable arrangement for weekly deliveries!

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Golgotha: Turning those that oppose us into content since Aug 31, 2013.

[Gol Morbis]

We are calling all evil groups. Every single one. We will work with you to help you accomplish whatever you need. Players, groups, entire companies. We will take you in, and we will help you build your dream.

You don't need to take up Pax Gaming membership, you just need to be willing to help us on our way. We accept free agents as much as we accept true settlers.

[Gol Phyllain]

Golgotha is also open to LN players as well.

[Doggan]

While I won't personally join you, as I love UNC dearly, I'll happily plunder along side of you amidst many high fives.

[-Aet- Charlie]

Doggan wrote:

While I won't personally join you, as I love UNC dearly, I'll happily plunder along side of you amidst many high fives.

Murder is a hired service, and Callambea hopes to have deep coffers.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

And plunder we will. We will see nothing more than the burning settlements of those that oppose us.

[Gol PotatoMcWhiskey]

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

To decimate the hearts and minds of their people. To destroy their holdings and obliterate their hope.

That is what will happen to those who have opposed and will oppose Golgotha.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

How many allies will stand at your side when you are utterly destroyed?

[Xeen]

Once your utterly destroyed... Your on your own

LOL

[Aet Kard Warstein]

Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf wrote:

How many allies will stand at your side when you are utterly destroyed?

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[Paxman]

Prepare for trouble!

[Gol Cyneric Torrin]

Make it double!

[Paxman]

To protect the world from devastation!

[TEO Alexander Damocles]

To unite the River Kingdoms in One Nation!

[Paxman]

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

[Gol Cyneric Torrin]

To extend our reach to the stars above!

[Paxman]

Paxman!

[Gol Cyneric Torrin]

Cyneric!

[Paxman]

Team Golgotha, blast off at the speed of light!

[Gol Cyneric Torrin]

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

[Gol Morbis]

Morbis!
That's right!

[Xeen]

Wonder powers activate!!

[Aet Lyon]

Lyon! Don't masturbate!

[Pax Feydred]

I didn't even think Lyons could do that without bleeding to death. Claws and all...

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Once more, the Golgothans will rule this land. And, we shall have peace.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Your Empire needs YOU!

Bring Order to the River Kingdoms.

Pax Golgotha

To save the lives of the Innocent by ensuring Golgothan Law is enforced across the lands.

There's STRENGTH in NUMBERS! Join the GLORIOUS FUTURE of the EMPIRE

We need individuals and groups for:

-Gatherers and Harvesters
-Refiners, Crafters, and Builders
-POI Management and Operation
-Settlement Management and Operation

You are all that stands between Chaos and Order!

We need individuals and groups for:

-Champions (PvE Content)
-Soldiers
-Logistics
-Companies (Ask about our PCC and SCC programs)

Support your Empire! Raise Undead: the latest in defense against threats to peace!

We need individuals and groups for:

-Cabals (Necromancy included)
-Artificers
-Event Management

Forward to Victory

Do your part: Serve

[Gol PotatoMcWhiskey]

Does it strike anyone else that Deacon's post is kinda funny?

"Join up today, we're looking for vicious murderous bastards who take names and kick asses if you're an underhanded bandit you're welcome in these walls*

*Positions also open for our marching band and event management team."

[Wyntr]

Gol PotatoMcWhiskey wrote:

Does it strike anyone else that Deacon's post is kinda funny?

"Join up today, we're looking for vicious murderous bastards who take names and kick asses if you're an underhanded bandit you're welcome in these walls*

*Positions also open for our marching band and event management team."

Great, now I'm picturing a group of water boys following the Golgothan army (complete with giant black spikesTM). "Enforcing law and being the bastion against chaos is thirsty work. Stay hydrated!"

[Gol Morbis]

How scary is Golgotha? We had one of the largest threads in these forums history dedicated to us being super spooky. That is how scary we are.

Join Golgotha today, be a part of something great.

Vote Golgotha today, help us build something strong.

Join the Evil League of Evil. We have a hideout in a volcano!

[Bluddwolf]

Gol Morbis wrote:

How scary is Golgotha? We had one of the largest threads in these forums history dedicated to us being super spooky. That is how scary we are.

Join Golgotha today, be a part of something great.

Vote Golgotha today, help us build something strong.

Join the Evil League of Evil. We have a hideout in a volcano!

Do you have sharks with freakn laser guns strapped to their heads?

[Paxman]

Bluddwolf wrote:

Gol Morbis wrote:

How scary is Golgotha? We had one of the largest threads in these forums history dedicated to us being super spooky. That is how scary we are.

Join Golgotha today, be a part of something great.

Vote Golgotha today, help us build something strong.

Join the Evil League of Evil. We have a hideout in a volcano!

Do you have sharks with freakn laser guns strapped to their heads?

Unfortunately not yet. You would NOT believe the red tape that goes into acquiring those.

[Xeen]

Eh, no water to put them in.

Salt water is very expensive in the River Kingdoms.

[Gol Morbis]

We did manage to secure a few Koi. The lasers weren't working under water.

[Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf]

Back to the top with you.