Your Skippy's List -or- Things You're No Longer Allowed To Do In PFS

[BigNorseWolf]

My players are not allowed to incapacitate a dungeon full of Lissalan cultists by sending them pox ridden ladies of the evening "on the house".

[Patrick Harris @ MU]

Mystic Lemur wrote:

I can't flag posts as being off topic, but do you think we could move the tentacle/longspear stuff to its own thread?

I am no longer allowed to post about tentacles and longspears in this thread.

[Luthril]

Patrick Harris @ MU wrote:

Mystic Lemur wrote:

I can't flag posts as being off topic, but do you think we could move the tentacle/longspear stuff to its own thread?

I am no longer allowed to post about tentacles and longspears in this thread.

Bravo and well down....

[Dangleberry Tagnut]

I am no longer allowed to spend two hours planning an 'Oceans Eleven' style infiltration, until after we've checked if the staff have left the back door open.

[nosig]

I am no longer allowed to wear my Take 10 T-shirt when I am a player (I can still wear it when I am the tabel judge).

[Dangleberry Tagnut]

Dorothy Lindman wrote:

I'm waiting for the update "I am no longer allowed to appraise male party members to see what their going street rate would be."

You couldn't afford me, darling.

Though for cute, red-headed halflings, I may be tempted to say 'the first one is always free.'.

[Hordshyrd]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

My players are not allowed to incapacitate a dungeon full of Lissalan cultists by sending them pox ridden ladies of the evening "on the house".

My group is expected to spoil the evil cults attempt to summon a demon by releasing a hord of guinea pigs into the room to Swiffer away the summoning circles with belly fur.

[G-Zeus]

No longer allowed to create a portal to the negative energy plane and convince pc's to jump in.

[BigNorseWolf]

No longer allowed to use beguiling gift to hand the big bad the head of Vecna.

[TetsujinOni]

BNW: Ah, if only that were in Golarion...

[Angry Wiggles]

I am no longer allowed to advocate the murder of all of the prisoners.

Even if everyone else I've seen both conscious and imprisoned was a demon.

Even if most of them successfully killed me.

I am no longer allowed to propose character builds with more than four arms.

This includes combinations of hair and tentacles.

No matter how many vials it's spread across, three gallons of rum is not weightless.

[Mo the Felonious Monk]

I am no longer allowed to roll 4 threats in a row on the mythic boss the GM has promised will one-round us.

[Silbeg]

nosig wrote:

I am no longer allowed to wear my Take 10 T-shirt when I am a player (I can still wear it when I am the tabel judge).

I WANT one of those!!!

[Silbeg]

I am no longer allowed to say, "No, we shouldn't kill the little girl", because we all now know that all little girls we run into in PFS scenarios are either: halfing alchemists in disguise, demons in disguise, winter witches in disguise...

you get the point!

[kinevon]

Am I still allowed to say the wight's a wimp?

Every time I GM him, he dies without hitting anyone, even if he manages to make an attack. Yet I hear where he manages to kill off someone else's PCs. :(

Spoiler:

1) He starts prone, and if you aren't within a 5' step of him, he won't vbe able to get an attack off in the first round.

2) His attack bonus if only +4, and he goes against normal AC, so anyone who is close to him when he reacts and stands up should have an AC that is at least 15, if not higher.

So, unless the party gets unlucky, and the GM rolls high, and the PCs attacking him roll low, he is unlikely to get an attack, much less heiut anyone, on average.

Sorry, ran this last night, and the person who got close enough to get a response from him was just far enough away to be outside of 5' range. :( Maybe I should have had him 5' step toward the fighter and ready an attack, instead? Of course, then the archers would have brought him down while he was readied.

Oh, well, I get another chance with him in October, at VirtuaCon '13.

Spoiler:

Bwhahaha!

don't open:

Explosive runes! (I told you not to open this spoiler)

[FanaticRat]

Spoiler:

Last time I played, he one shotted a pc. Then that pc got up and one shotted another pc. I wouldn't call him a wuss after that.

[BigBenClockTower]

I am no longer allowed to use multiple castings of Mount to abuse falling object rules and drop horses on creatures with low Reflex Saves.

Am I doing it right?

[Arutema]

I am no longer allowed to run seeker-level characters over with tanks. At least not until I get a fresh batch of seekers.

[BigNorseWolf]

No longer allowed to start the dive bomb as a peregrine falcon and end it as a 4 ton earth elemental.

[Dust Raven]

I may not refer to the tengu as a giant chicken, a chicken I tell you, a giant chicken!

I am not allowed to attack the darkness.

"Get off my lawn!" is not a verbal component of Hand of the Apprentice, even when playing Ezren.

I am not allowed to sell "oops" insurance (especially in Riddleport).

I must apply an oil of silence to my firearm before firing it indoors.

[Michael Meunier]

Silbeg wrote:

I am no longer allowed to say, "No, we shouldn't kill the little girl", because we all now know that all little girls we run into in PFS scenarios are either: halfing alchemists in disguise, demons in disguise, winter witches in disguise...

you get the point!

I now must write a scenario where the little girl is just a little girl :P

[Silbeg]

Michael Meunier wrote:

Silbeg wrote:

I am no longer allowed to say, "No, we shouldn't kill the little girl", because we all now know that all little girls we run into in PFS scenarios are either: halfing alchemists in disguise, demons in disguise, winter witches in disguise...

you get the point!

I now must write a scenario where the little girl is just a little girl :P

An EVIL little girl? Complete with the Evil Eye hex? Or carrying an evil little enchanted doll?

or...

[BigNorseWolf]

Silbeg wrote:

An EVIL little girl?

Isn't that redundantly saying the same thing?

[Silbeg]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Silbeg wrote:

An EVIL little girl?

Isn't that redundantly saying the same thing?

I see what you did there :P

[Zahir ibn Mahmoud ibn Jothan]

BigBenClockTower wrote:

I am no longer allowed to use multiple castings of Mount to abuse falling object rules and drop horses on creatures with low Reflex Saves.

Which doesn't work anyways, but it's the thought that counts, right?

[Serephelle Hartsil]

Zahir ibn Mahmoud ibn Jothan wrote:

BigBenClockTower wrote:

I am no longer allowed to use multiple castings of Mount to abuse falling object rules and drop horses on creatures with low Reflex Saves.

Which doesn't work anyways, but it's the thought that counts, right?

It does if you have a convenient balcony. It's a little hard on the horse, but, eh.

[Ghost1776]

I am no longer allowed to try the things I read on this list.
I am no longer allowed to be "inspired" by the things I read on this list (i.e. Fighter/Monk/Ranger to Fighter(Archer)/Monk(Zen Archer)/Ranger(Archer Specailist).
I am no longer allowed to hand write "Skippy's List" on my copy of the "Additional Resources".
I am no longer allowed to even inquire where one might find 1000 combat trained gerbils when I visit a new city.

[MrSin]

Ghost1776 wrote:

I am no longer allowed to try the things I read on this list.

I am no longer allowed to be "inspired" by the things I read on this

You mean its not a to do list?

[Hordshyrd]

MrSin wrote:

Ghost1776 wrote:

I am no longer allowed to try the things I read on this list.

I am no longer allowed to be "inspired" by the things I read on this

You mean its not a to do list?

More of a bucket list.

[Erik Ingersen]

Funny as hell :D And great inspiration for my PFS-version of Cards Against Humanity.

Oh, and...

I'm no longer allowed to use Cards Against Humanity to make better faction missions for my players.

[Catling]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

I am not allowed to combine air elemental form and summon nature's ally III, no matter how much I want a sharknado.

Haven't you seen the Saddle of the Sky-River from the Animal Archives?

Imagine the possibilities my friend, imagine the possibilities...

[Sir_Wulf]

BigBenClockTower wrote:

I am no longer allowed to use multiple castings of Mount to abuse falling object rules and drop horses on creatures with low Reflex Saves.

Zahir ibn Mahmoud ibn Jothan wrote:

Which doesn't work anyways, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Serephelle Hartsil wrote:

It does if you have a convenient balcony. It's a little hard on the horse, but, eh.

Narrow staircases are also fun...

[Catling]

I am no longer allowed to use the terms "sheath" "long" "hard" or "grasp" while having a conversation with an intelligent longsword that I happened to be holding. Or the terms "holding" or "hands" for that matter...

[zefig]

Catling wrote:

I am no longer allowed to use the terms "sheath" "long" "hard" or "grasp" while having a conversation with an intelligent longsword that I happened to be holding. Or the terms "holding" or "hands" for that matter...

I am no longer allowed to wield said longsword with a magus whose black blade is a sharpened combat scabbard...

[Patrick Harris @ MU]

Erik Ingersen wrote:

Funny as hell :D And great inspiration for my PFS-version of Cards Against Humanity.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[Michael Meunier]

Forgot earlier.

I'm no longer allowed to refer to my Tengu's beak as a pecker.

I'm especially not allowed to talk about how I took a feat to make my beak (pecker) more effective in "battle".

[BigNorseWolf]

Poking the exotic species more than three times with a wand of cure light wounds does NOT let me cross off that square for para-countess bingo.

[Todd Lower]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Poking the exotic species more than three times with a wand of cure light wounds does NOT let me cross off that square for para-countess bingo.

Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure that it is supposed to work like that.

[PMSchulz]

I am not allowed to drink a potion to give myself a temporary wizard level and memorize all "baleful polymorph" spells (Blackmoor, not PFS, but good)

I am not allowed to have my animal companion sit on the Paracountess to keep her out of the way so we can fight.

I am no allowed to wander about the fight invisibly looking for a good opening near the barbarian with the greataxe.

I cannot, under any circumstances, cast a burning hands spell at the two rogues caught in the web trap because they'll "totally make the save."

I am not allowed to breathe acid at the bad guy without warning party members I have that power.

[Braeden Caldwell]

Dust Raven wrote:

I am not allowed to attack the darkness.

Thats not true if you are a Barbarian. Two words... Spell Sunder

[tlotig]

Not allowed to feed Kyra's scythe critted remains to a worg we befriended along the way.
Definitely not allowed to try some our selves

[BigNorseWolf]

Flutter is no longer allowed to belly rub the rust monsters.

Flutter is not allowed to break the scenario.

Ugthar the spine crusher and Tenpotinmo the wizard breaking a scenario make DM's reconsider PFS. Flutter breaking the scenario makes them reconsider life.

[powell01]

I am no longer allowed to ask players to make a won't save when they open a door, especially if the door is not trapped.

[Tumskunde]

I am no longer allowed to build Muscle Wizards, be they powered by martial prowess, arcane might or cult of Personality.

I am no longer allowed to throw monkey wrenches in the GM's plot by killing a vital NPC and myself by falling down a set of stairs, off a ladder or balcony.

I am no longer allowed to suggest that we do things simple and straightforward, as the party will then devolve into Machiavellian scheming as something has to be up if I'm making reasonable suggestions.

I am no longer allowed to pull out an item of minor importance that the group picked up ages ago and use it to solve the complex puzzle the GM just laid out for us because he forgot we had it.

I am forever banned from having an actual chess game against the Half Ogre's player instead of simply role playing it.

I am no longer allowed to work with the GM and have the party find out I was the BBEG the whole time, and have me take over as the GM brings in the reoccurring villan to aid the party in the final battle.

[Jelloarm]

I just really liked this thread, sooo...

I am no longer allowed to name the ogre we tamed.

I am especially not allowed to name the ogre we tamed "Leroy."

The party is also pretty clear that I am not allowed to tame ogres.

From a GM perspective, I am not allowed to have the dark stalker bad guy taunt the PCs for not buying oils of Daylight, even if it is in-character.

[nosig]

ok... I didn't do this, but I was at the table while someone else did.

"no, you are no longer allowed to saddle the Landshark that we have knocked out, and climb on and heal it with you wand of CLW."

[Arn LaSharo]

When Drendle Drang tells the party "someone is out to kill me..."
I am no longer allowed to say "good, I hope they do."

I am no longer able to see how long I can talk to Maurit Zargo the female ghoul that blocks the entrance of Asid's Keep. ("To Delve the Dungeon Deep")

[Angelo Gaius Cassius Fierro]

I am no longer allowed to tell the party that a piece of information is unimportant just because I didn't make my knowledge roll (I am the Master of All Things Arcane, and I know EVERYTHING that is important!)

I am no longer allowed to tell Kyra that she "obviously" doesn't know enough about religion.

Also, I am no longer allowed to be the party Face, even though I am trained in Diplomacy, and even have an Ioun Stone to boost my diplomacy score up to an amazing.... +0.

No, really, you do really want to just give us the Macguffin. It is a minor thing, nothing someone with your limited abilities would be concerend with

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (1) + 0 = 1

SIGH

[The Fourth Horseman]

MrSin wrote:

Ghost1776 wrote:

I am no longer allowed to try the things I read on this list.

I am no longer allowed to be "inspired" by the things I read on this

You mean its not a to do list?

Oh, balderdash, I say! This is absolutely a fine and scholarly list of the most amusing actions to take or plans to make. If you are letting a little thing like GM adjudication get in your way, you sir, are a lazy defeatist! ;)

As a side note, I am no longer allowed to insist that my cure wands are suppositories.

[kinevon]

The Fourth Horseman wrote:

MrSin wrote:

Ghost1776 wrote:

I am no longer allowed to try the things I read on this list.

I am no longer allowed to be "inspired" by the things I read on this

You mean its not a to do list?

Oh, balderdash, I say! This is absolutely a fine and scholarly list of the most amusing actions to take or plans to make. If you are letting a little thing like GM adjudication get in your way, you sir, are a lazy defeatist! ;)

As a side note, I am no longer allowed to insist that my cure wands are suppositories.

But that's why my Cleric PCs are named Fonzie, Richie, and Pottsie, so I can tell the other players to, "Sit on it!" if they want to get healed. ;)

Spoiler:

None of the above is true, it just seemed like a funny thing to write. My apologies if it offended anyone.