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Just thought it was important to let you all know. When I design rules and stuff, I use my real life hardcore fighting experience that I learned on the mean streets of suburban massachusetts. I know all about swords and armor and guns and stuff too. I'm like a total expert.
So definitely think twice before you tell me about how realistic the rules are, cuz I've lived them, and I will beat you up.
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I have the same last name as Bruce Lee. Just sayin'...
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I trained with an ancient japanese sword-master, it was pretty cool. I made my own katana, with steel folded 200 times. It takes a lot of work, most people don't realize.
Then I trained for years and years with it and I'm totally really good at it now.
I play with fire and I set fires too.
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The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.
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My dog peed in your drink.
Ha! I grew up in the Kettle Moraine area of Wisconsin and have mastered the art of the Improvised Weapon that I can pierce any armor with a thrown ball point pen. Give me a pitchfork and I cannot be defeated.
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I learned how to kill a man using only a steely gaze and a piece of overcooked vermicelli. Gentlemen, fear the cold stare of pasta doom!!!!
Women, however, seem to be completely immune to this form of attack ... learned that one the hard way ... vermicelli does not fill one's nasal cavity with pasta goodness ...
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I am, in fact, La Parka.
so this is what bad trolling looks like.
I'm guessing this is in reference to some of the posts on the walking away mid combat thread?
Really not a response to that. That would have been some "I'm a sociopath who beats up my disobedient players" thread. Come to think of it, that would have been better than this one. But I didn't start this thread to mock that guy.
This is a thread about how I really do know how to fight, which is why I make game rules to simulate fighting.
What is "bad trolling?"
The opposite of "good trolling?"
very confusing.
Well, kmal2t,
I'm not trolling. It's very important that people understand my martial arts credentials. It informs everything I do here.
That's the spirit, kmal2t! :)
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I'm not saying I once killed another player for touching my dice, but no one has seen the guy in a long, long time.
On a completely unrelated note, the best reason to get a leather dice bag is that it's less likely to burst open if you use it as a sap on other players who touch your dice.
Is there a single MMA/UFC fighter out there that admits he plays DnD? It doesn't count if it was when he was a kid. Many UFC fighters train and learn to become fighters from getting their ass kicked as a kid.
I've been in the octagon.
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I'm actually prohibited from putting my hands inside my pockets. Weapon concealment is not permitted.
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I trained with an ancient japanese sword-master, it was pretty cool. I made my own katana, with steel folded 200 times. It takes a lot of work, most people don't realize.
Then I trained for years and years with it and I'm totally really good at it now.
Was it forged in the fires of Mt. Fuji so that it could cut through a tank?
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Was it forged in the fires of Mt. Fuji so that it could cut through a tank?I trained with an ancient japanese sword-master, it was pretty cool. I made my own katana, with steel folded 200 times. It takes a lot of work, most people don't realize.
Then I trained for years and years with it and I'm totally really good at it now.
I heard he made it by hammering down a tank into a blade inside the fires of Mt. Fuji. While the tank was shooting back at him.
Hahaha, yeah, that's all pretty funny.
But really, I do know how to fight in real life.
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The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.
Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger.
Nothing to do here.
PCHOOOOO
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... When I design rules and stuff, I use my real life hardcore fighting experience that I learned on the mean streets of suburban massachusetts.
Not the dreaded Lexington Longkick? The Framingham Fivefold Punch? The Weston Weenie Whip? The Newton Noogie? Few have walked those mean streets and lived to tell the tale...
Bah! I survived Martial Law, soldiers and tanks as a three year old child!
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want our loot, I don't have it. But what I do have are a particular set of skills, skills acquired over many long, horrible campaigns. Skills that make me very a nightmare for DMs like you. If you turn this Belor around and don't kill our level 3 party, that will be the end of it. I will not disrupt your game, and I will ride your plot rails. But if you go through with this, I will look for you. I will find you, and I will defecate on your vehicle outside.
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The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger.
I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".
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Ha! I'm in an ongoing lawsuit to prove that smiting can't really be considered battery. It's more like a citizen's proper application of lethal force!
Not much headway, but I'm hoping that someday I'll be allowed back into church with my holy fists which are currently considered deadly weapons.
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I am not allowed outdoors, since the government doesn't want WMDs to be visible to spy-satellites.
I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".A rare sighting! He must be on parole from the gulag!
I just scratched that message in the wall. I have trained rats that can now carry my messages out. They have the internets.
I fear no man. Women on the other hand...
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