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I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.

Grand Lodge

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Well as it happens I'm part of a select minority that is not allowed to join the military because we practice extremely dangerous fighting arts that only WE can do. We're basically too dangerous for the military.....One time, on a city bus, I wrecked a guy.

(bonus points if you recall that thread)


Link?


I am Mythic and therefore can not be harmed by your puny "martial arts" or "magic". My glare alone can kill.

Shadow Lodge

Pfft, Glare can't kill, it can only Paralyze.


Maccabee wrote:

Well as it happens I'm part of a select minority that is not allowed to join the military because we practice extremely dangerous fighting arts that only WE can do. We're basically too dangerous for the military.....One time, on a city bus, I wrecked a guy.

(bonus points if you recall that thread)

Anyone could have learned - if only the poster remembered which martial arts it was.


Huh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?

I feel... violated.

Shadow Lodge

No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.


lol Urizen really got that one going, didn't he?

Shadow Lodge

He is/was good at that.


Foolish Mortals, you cannot resist my sizzling deliciousness, No matter how "good" you fancy yourself at fighting. I have already won by significantly shortening your life span.

The patient fighter is the one who wins..and tastes delicious while doing so

Quote from the art of war and other recipes with bacon

Sovereign Court

*eats pig*

*unlifespan not shortened*


Did you really think it would be that easy

Sovereign Court

*eats a bus full of unlucky suckers and fills rest of stomach with pig at bottom*

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Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
I'm actually prohibited from putting my hands inside my pockets. Weapon concealment is not permitted.

I can't wear hats for that same reason. My mind's a weapon.


Charlie Bell wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
I'm actually prohibited from putting my hands inside my pockets. Weapon concealment is not permitted.
I can't wear hats for that same reason. My mind's a weapon.

Funny thing happened to the last guy I heard say that....


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Orthos wrote:
No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.

Freakin' droids with their droid names.


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Mythic Evil Lincoln wrote:
Orthos wrote:
No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.
Freakin' droids with their droid names.

FAR MORE EFFICIENT THAN YOUR METHODS, FLESHTHING. GLORY TO THE MANY.


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"I must warn you that I've developed my own unbeatable style of karate, which I've named Fosse Fu."
"That doesn't really sound menacing."
"You'll change your mind after I've slapped you into submission with my Jazz Hands of Fury."
--Basic Instructions, How to Engage in Prefight Smack-Talk--

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WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.

Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.


IT IS GO TIME! FOR YOU!! And DOWN is the direction you will be GOING!!


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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.

Say no more, say no more.

Grand Lodge

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I MAY ONLY HAVE FIVE MOVES, BROTHER
BUT THEY'RE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO PUT YOU DOWN
AND LET HOLGANMANIA
RUN WILD OVER YOUUUUUUU
BROTHER!

Sovereign Court

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Sebastian wrote:

WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.

Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.

If you claim it was due to a former member of your gaming group using your old phone to make odd posts under you name I'm gonna have to throw vermicelli at you.

Or buy you a beer at Paizocon next year.

Or both.

We'll see what happens.


Kajehase wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
I have a pink belt in the Kama Sutra.... ;-) nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.
Say no more, say no more.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?


Mythic Evil Lincoln wrote:

Huh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?

I feel... violated.

I'm the one who should feel violated. Besides, I'm obviously not Azaelas Fayth Proof is in the pudding


I continue to neither confirm nor deny being Azaelas Fayth. Nunya. G'way.


Alot not understand what is big deal.

Shadow Lodge

Yous guys is really funny, You dont no nuttin bout fightin. I'll beat you 12 ways to sunday and look good doin it

Dark Archive

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I just read those threads and they were hilarious. I wish I was Azaelas I mean that was dedicated man. I am not sure I would have been able to keep up with what he was coming up with after getting caught so many times.

Oh but just so you know the powers of the universe got together and used their abilities to put me to sleep because I am so powerful since they could not defeat me.

Silver Crusade

Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Mythic Evil Lincoln wrote:

Huh. Azaelas Fayth was JMD031's sock puppet?

I feel... violated.

I'm the one who should feel violated. Besides, I'm obviously not Azaelas Fayth Proof is in the pudding

Slow day at work so I read the whole thing, that's in my top 10 funniest things I have seen or read.

You don't want to know whats in this here syringe, it'll kick your ass


Sebastian wrote:

WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.

Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.

heh heh


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.

Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.

heh heh

Walking, talking stereotypes, goodness gracious me oh my.


Shadowborn wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

WTF? I wanted to like the OP, but apparently I already did.

Oh well, off to cut tanks with my katana, which is way better than any weapon ever used by any other culture in the history of everything.

heh heh
Walking, talking stereotypes, goodness gracious me oh my.

Vaya con dios, el f****t. ;)


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Funky Badger wrote:
kmal2t wrote:

Besides Vin Diesel...is there a single muscular/in-shape guy that is known to play DnD?

Other than me?

*flexes*

yup


Tonight you will all learn MY true power.

Thread Necromancy-Fu.


SMITES THREAD BACK INTO THE GROUND WITH YOU!! mumble grumble Blasted necro boys and their dead stuff.


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I can kill you with my MIND!

Shadow Lodge

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The power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets!!


You will learn to control these emotions, focus them, concentrate then, and release them. As firepower. Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die...

I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate, and... Release! *tiffany lamps around the vicinity shatter violently*

...And the world is a better place. A victory for good taste.

Grand Lodge

*LEGDROP*


Heeee YAH!

Sovereign Court

We are not amused.


SMITES THREAD

BACK INTO THE GROUND WITH YOU!!

mumble grumble Blasted necro boys and their dead stuff, again.


WHAT THE BLUBBER DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME


I SAID YOU ARE GOING TO GO EXTINCT, MORTAL!


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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS TOP OF MY CLASS IN wait really?

S+%#


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Is it bad that I don't know the difference if most of those posting here are serious or joking?

My personal experience - gamers under 18 - many are deluded about their elite fighting skills, though are super hyper.

gamers 19-30 - many gamers at this time period seriously take up a hobby of martial arts, firearms, fencing, boxing, etc. Some even join the military.

gamers 30-40 - many gamers maintain their hobby, yet begin to find they aren't as young as they used to be.

gamers 40+ - most gamers take less strenuous hobbies, retire from the military, etc. In short, not as young as we once were, yet can still shout "Get off our lawn!" and knows to keep a shotgun in easy reach when yelling that.

There's always exceptions.

In short, gamers would be a lot more dangerous if not easily placated with a steady supply of tabletop games and pop culture.


Want to fight like a warrior?

Talk to this guy.


*uses secret move to kill threads*

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