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I blame Cosmo for having to get up at 6:15 for the next few years.
Regarding "early to rise", just remember the words of one of our great American philosophers...
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I blame Cosmo for having to get up at 6:15 for the next few years.Regarding "early to rise", just remember the words of one of our great American philosophers...
So you still keep in touch with family eh ?
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I blame Cosmo for not having something to blame him for in a while.
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I blame Cosmo for my friend and I wanting to play Munchkin but having no third player.
I blame Cosmo for Munchkin becoming awfully drawn out when you're two people each trying to be 2 players at once. (Not being able to keep track of both hands of cards at once).
I also blame Cosmo for me backstabbing myself during the schizophrenic Munchkin game.
It is now 1AM, and I'm neither sleeping not sleepy. I blame Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for adding salt to shaving cuts.
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I blame Cosmo for shaving cuts.I blame Cosmo for reading this as "shaving cats"...
I blame Cosmo for the urge to make inappropriate jokes.
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I blame Cosmo for making my iPad no longer work.
I blame ... you know? No. I'm pretty good today.
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I blame Cosmo for AA not managing to find anything to blame Cosmo for.
New Theory: Cosmo is a Mythic Sorcerer with a Mythic Flaw that requires him to feast upon the tears of suffering each day, least he lose his Mythic Powers forever. Therefore, he spreads suffering and angst throughout the land so that he might lap up the tasty tears that us mortals excrete for his dining pleasure.
Because what's more important? Our dreams and happiness, or Cosmo's ability to cast spells that he doesn't know that ignore spell resistance a few times each day?
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I blaem Cosmo for the sudden storm.
You too?
I Blame Cosmo for lucky7 typo.
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I blame Cosmo for the fact that I can't sit at my computer without getting cold feet.
I also blame him because that didn't come out the way I intended, and I can hear the rest of you giggling.
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In Soviet Russia, Cosmo blames YOU!
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I blame Cosmo for PCs.
(I don't think that one's been done. I've blamed GMs on him in the past, but now the roles are reversed...)
I think we are safe as PC could stand for Personal Computer...or Political Correctness. So you could blame Cosmo three times for 'PC' and mean something different.
For this I Blame Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.Is her name Wanda ?
No...it is Allison.
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Man, Cosmo, I know I shouldn't have rubbed it in when yesterday was going smoothly for me, but did you REALLY have to delay my Reaper Miniatures order?
Its bad enough that I won't get it in time for our game on Saturday, but its just plain cruel of you to arrange for my package to arrive WHILE my game is commencing. You know I like to paint my miniatures, and I'm sure you know how much of a pain it is to convert a kitsune.
Sigh.
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Nah, Synthesist, the moustache is his Eidolon.
I blame Cosmo because that image is now in my head. Frantically scrambling for the mental floss.
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister....
No...I can't actualy allow even Cosmo to date my younger sister...I can't do that to even him.
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I blame Cosmo for Private Winger and Ziskey needing to take the EM150 into Czechoslovakia.
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I Blame Cosmo for my day today. How was it worst than any other day you ask? Well first I went to work and unloaded boxes from movable ovens they call 'trucks'. Than I got home and discovered my Dad's tire was completely flat due to a nail in the tire( I am not going to name any names but it starts with a C). This is of course after I have showered and stuff...so I had to put on a spare tire using a crappy jack probably invented by Cosmo and needed to take a shower again. Now tomorrow I have to get up early to take my Dad's car down to the local auto shop run by a former manager of mine. So again Thanks alot Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for insomnia.
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I blame Cosmo for causing my iPad to have a bad "logic board". What do you have against logic Cosmo?