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I blame Cosmo for the fact that i take great pleasure in blowing up sharks with seamines. Nothing like many chunks of sharks floating by to make you feel alive.
Incidentally, staying alive is the point, but it's so sadistically satisfying.
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I blame cosmo for being more right than me about a subject I am supposedly knowledgeable about.
Just quoting this so I can favorite it a second time.
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COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
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COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.
No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
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No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
I didn't watch the video. It was on Facebook.
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I didn't watch the video. It was on Facebook.No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
AHAH!!! At last! A place Rysky will not go! A safe haven for all pugwampi kind, and it's...on Facebook.
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>:|
...I blame Cosmo. >:p
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I didn't watch the video. It was on Facebook.No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
I agree with Rysky...I Blame Cosmo for Facebook.
I didn't watch the video. It was on Facebook.No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
Note: YouTube forced the uploader to change the audio because of dirty copyright crap, so if you want the original audio, you need to watch the version on Facebook.
No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
{quietly humps half-dead corpse of MySpace in the corner, leaves Flooz bucks on the dresser}
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I didn't watch the video. It was on Facebook.No I'm not attracted to Facebook, how dare you insinuate such nonsense.COSMO! WTF IS THIS CRAP!?
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I'm fairly certain even Rysky wouldn't be attracted to that!
I insinuated no such thing, evil succubus. I merely stated my belief that, even you, a being of kinks and pleasure, would not be attracted to such a thing.
Also, the video was creepy as ****!
Note: YouTube forced the uploader to change the audio because of dirty copyright crap, so if you want the original audio, you need to watch the version on Facebook.
Man, that baby is ripped, but it also shows why you shouldn't use steroids.
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I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried.
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I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried.
*channels positive feelings*
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I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried.
I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually like people.
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I blame Cosmo for Tels claiming cats can't like people.
Some cats only tolerate/allow being petted by some people, while they'd claw the hand of another.
Some cats would hiss to some people if they'd come to close, while they'd just *meow* to others.
I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried.
I sincerely hope Floyd makes it home safely and gives you extra affection by way of an apology.
I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually like people.
Cats like to play aloof and act picky, but they are often very affectionate when they choose to be.
I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually like people.Cats like to play aloof and act picky, but they are often very affectionate when they choose to be.
Yeah... just like women.
Yeah... just like women.I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually like people.Cats like to play aloof and act picky, but they are often very affectionate when they choose to be.
Cats.... And women... Are total Tsundere.... Just like Dwarves.
Also @John: Don't worry man. My family used to have 9 cats. Some of them would go off for a few days them come back and look at us like "What 'chu lookin' at punk?". If they don't like someone, they'll wait till they leave. Try and relax.
Permission to worry if he's not back two or three days after your family leaves granted.
Besides... He's probably off doing Cosmo's bidding. Cosmo seems like he'd use cats as his agents... Or mercenaries.
Also, for cute cats: Chi's New Address. It's technically the second series of the micro-anime (3 minute episodes) Chi's Sweet Home (which I can't seem to find online -_-). But, it's still good (read: hilarious), and you don't really need to watch Chi's Sweet Home first. Being Crunchy Roll, it's subbed, so... *Stares impatiently at Amazon for DVD release of Chi's New Address*
Edit PS: Also, I'm sure Floyd's fine. After all, cats kill for fun!
@Atremis Moonstar: Oh I am not that worried yet. We have had cats who go away for a couple of days at a time also. Heck we had a cat (whose legend outshines even the great Floyd) who after having a been shot in a leg by a .22( I really wish I found out who did this though I would probably be in jail) and had a cast on the leg. He got out and was gone a whole week before he came back one morning.
It is just this not normal behavior for Floyd. Even when those kids are here he comes home in the morning and just hide out in my room. He has this aversion to being out in the day.
The other thing that has me worried is he starting to show signs of slowing down. That is a really bad sign in cats. They will always but up a act in front of people as not to show any weakness. That is why cats can go so quickly is because they hide the symptoms on you. He was still eating though...so...
Anyway thank you all for your kind words and positive feelings.
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I Blame Cosmo for my minion's worrying. I was merely out expanding my Empire.
I also Blame Come that my castle is invaded by these hellions you people call children.
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I Blame Cosmo that on my 3rd practice test for the math portion of the GED, I got 25 wrong out of 37...
I Blame Cosmo that my intuition was right and the answers I checked the first time were the correct ones, rather than the doubly-worked out 'double checks' I did by erasing the right answers on 12 questions and checked the wrong ones. IOW, I Blame Cosmo that my double-checking is worse than "just doing it".
I also blame cosmo I spent almost 2 weeks grinding my math skills and seem to be doing worse than when I started.
Further Blame Him for the fact I may need to cobble together another $35 I don't have to try for a retest if I can't get 75% on this friggin thing.
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I'm babysitting the kids (2 nephews, 1 niece), and making them lunch when my sister's friend comes by to take my niece with her (as was previously arranged) when she spontaneously decides to take all 3 with her and go to the beach. I agree with it, and then, after the leave, I realize, I was in the middle of cooking lunch for myself, my other sister and 2 kids.
My other sister's friend came by out of the blue and said, "Come on, we're going to the Kenai River Festival" and they both took off. Now here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it with no one else going to be here for, like, 5 hours.
This is why I'm fat, and I blame Cosmo.
On the plus side, now I can walk around the house naked.
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here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat itI believe in you.
I blame Cosmo for believing in me. Now I'm constipated because the macaroni and cheese gummed up my innards.
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I'm babysitting the kids (2 nephews, 1 niece), and making them lunch when my sister's friend comes by to take my niece with her (as was previously arranged) when she spontaneously decides to take all 3 with her and go to the beach. I agree with it, and then, after the leave, I realize, I was in the middle of cooking lunch for myself, my other sister and 2 kids.
My other sister's friend came by out of the blue and said, "Come on, we're going to the Kenai River Festival" and they both took off. Now here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it with no one else going to be here for, like, 5 hours.
This is why I'm fat, and I blame Cosmo.
On the plus side, now I can walk around the house naked.
You know you did not have to eat it all at once...you could have save some (well most of it) and reheated it later.
I Blame Cosmo for Tels thinking he has to eat it all at once.
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You know you did not have to eat it all at once...you could have save some (well most of it) and reheated it later.
I Blame Cosmo for Tels thinking he has to eat it all at once.
I was reading Tels' post and was thinking the same.
I blame Cosmo for JK beating me to it.
I'm babysitting the kids (2 nephews, 1 niece), and making them lunch when my sister's friend comes by to take my niece with her (as was previously arranged) when she spontaneously decides to take all 3 with her and go to the beach. I agree with it, and then, after the leave, I realize, I was in the middle of cooking lunch for myself, my other sister and 2 kids.
My other sister's friend came by out of the blue and said, "Come on, we're going to the Kenai River Festival" and they both took off. Now here I am with macaroni and cheese for 2 1/2 and only myself to eat it with no one else going to be here for, like, 5 hours.
This is why I'm fat, and I blame Cosmo.
On the plus side, now I can walk around the house naked.
You know you did not have to eat it all at once...you could have save some (well most of it) and reheated it later.
I Blame Cosmo for Tels thinking he has to eat it all at once.
It was either eat it or throw it away because the mac and cheese I made doesn't re-heat well. Like, not at all.
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I Blame Cosmo for tels' mac n cheese not reheating well.
On another note...
I Blame Cosmo for something I ate last night causing my stomach to be upset enough that I had to call out of work today and actually use a sick day for a day I am actually sick.
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I Blame Cosmo that I only managed to scrape by on the GED math test with a 159... After 2 weeks of intensive study.... Blanked out on a couple items -_-.
Also, I Blame Cosmo that I'm upset that though I got my GED, I didn't get the 160 I wanted on the math test...
*Puts band aid on injured pride*
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I Blame Cosmo for something I ate last night causing my stomach to be upset enough that I had to call out of work today and actually use a sick day for a day I am actually sick.
I blame Cosmo for Spanish costa brava gorcery stores not paying damn attention to the expiry date of their products, i got food poisoning back then because of it.
I also blame Cosmo for Spain having no drinkable tap water. You have to buy it in those plastic dispenser units, which is annoying when it's raining and you have to walk all the way to the store where they sell it.
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It was either eat it or throw it away because the mac and cheese I made doesn't re-heat well. Like, not at all.
I feel your pain, Tels. Eating too much mac and cheese because it doesn't reheat well is directly responsible for at least 10 of the, shall we say, far too many extra pounds on me. I blame Cosmo...
And Artemis, congratulations on getting your GED! What are your plans?
I also blame Cosmo that you need to have plans, and can't simply revel in the accomplishment itself...
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On Saturday, my local micro-brew celebrated their 2nd anniversary, and got contributions from craft breweries from all over the province. I purchased the $20 ticket a while back, which gave you a sample glass with unlimited refills for the 3 hour party.
So of course Cosmo arranged for another virus to hit me from about mid-week, with no sign of stopping.
Too sick to enjoy unlimited beer... Cosmo, you heartless b&#($&%$!^!!!
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I think Cosmo has a beef with my grandmother, because this is the second time in two years she's been forced to evacuate due to wildfires. I blame Cosmo for holding a grudge.
For reference:
Previous blaming starts here and continues on.
Grandmother gets evacuated here.
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I blame Cosmo for all the sneezing, sniffling, snorting, oozing, and running I've had to deal with today. Dunno what sent my allergies into overdrive but it wasn't here before this last weekend. Thanks, Cosmo.
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And Artemis, congratulations on getting your GED! What are your plans?I also blame Cosmo that you need to have plans, and can't simply revel in the accomplishment itself...
I Blame Cosmo for that as well.. That's all I've been asked today X_X.
Plan is as follows: Relax a little while waiting on my guard card, then bust my rump getting a halfway decent job > Buy new laptop (this one is breaking slowly), buy car > Go into SAVINGS OVERDRIVE! > when attained enough moolah, and past probation period on my hiring, get an apartment for myself and my fiance > Pursue happiness!
And somewhere in there save up for some college/training courses for something or other that pays better and is more stable/less dangerous than Security... And write dirty dirty things to sell in e-book format for added revenue (actually if I can attain enough of a following to justify it, I'd rather write full time).
So, yeah...
I Blame Cosmo that this plan seems like it's going to be a pain in the ass and take forever. Alternatively, I Blame Cosmo that nothing worth doing is ever easy....
Unless you're a rich bastard.
Oh, and uh... Domo Breeder.
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I blame Cosmo because I don't have my own theme song.
I Blame Cosmo that when he does get his own theme song, he will inevitably get tired of his own theme song. It will play..... All day.... Everyday.... With every slight twitch or movement. Riding the bus... Scratching his nose... Farting in his sleep. And that the peasants will eventually get tired of it, and revolt, just to put a stop to it.
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Cosmo already has his own theme song. But when you catch yourself whistling it, it's because he's just finished remotely controlling you to do something for him via implanted subliminal commands.
And you just thought it was some combination of spacing out and getting a catchy song stuck in your head...
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I Blame Cosmo for DragoDorn dumping on something other people like.
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And you just thought it was some combination of spacing out and getting a catchy song stuck in your head...
The fact that you think that is also Cosmo's fault.
There's a thread in the Gamer Talk section about cursed dice... silly rabbit, we all know how dice become cursed; it's COSMO!
I blame Cosmo for every "1" and critical fumble I have ever rolled, and for my inability to hit anything in melee in a timely manner.
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I blame Cosmo for USPS inability to deliver on the time they say item will be delivered.
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Well, lessee...
1-the kitchen reno is over budget.
2-the oven control is busted and the oven won't shut off- parts won't be in for a week. So no stove to cook with.
3-the dishwasher was wrecked during the kitchen reno and must be replaced.
4-the bbq completely rusted out during the winter.
5-finaly we had our travel trailer broken into and vandalized, but the damage was assessed at under the deductible amount so the insurance won't cover it.
OK- one, maybe 2 of those, sure. But ALL of them? Within a 10 day period?!! Seriously Cosmo?
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I Blame Cosmo for my minion's worrying. I was merely out expanding my Empire.
I also Blame Come that my castle is invaded by these hellions you people call children.
As I got a PM from somebody asking for a status update on Floyd I guess this post was not clear enough. For which I Blame Cosmo.
He came home around 11PM that night. He seems to be fine.
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I blame Cosmo for the sheer amount of strange women that are not my immediate family helping themselves into my house eating my food and complaining about it when the food is one day old or if they can't get my oven to work. I also blame Cosmo because my out-of-state mother isn't letting me do anything about these women even though they are concocting plans to move into my house rent free as their own which includes taking over both guest bedrooms and the master bedroom for themselves, thus kicking out my mother when she comes back. I also blame Cosmo for the fact these people are very LOUD at one and two am in the morning preventing me from sleeping to wake up at 3 am for work.
These people need to leave for this isn't their house and unfortunately I'm not the homeowner but the daughter of the homeowner.
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I Blame Cosmo for my minion's worrying. I was merely out expanding my Empire.
I also Blame Come that my castle is invaded by these hellions you people call children.
As I got a PM from somebody asking for a status update on Floyd I guess this post was not clear enough. For which I Blame Cosmo.
He came home around 11PM that night. He seems to be fine.
I know the pain of losing a cat. Mine (named Biscuit) vanished one day, shortly after we buried the other one. We put up notices, dropped fliers, all the things you do. And he didn't show up. After a month, we knew he was gone. So my wife asked around at work and we got a new kitten (dutifully named Spider for her penchant for attacking spider-plants). My wife feels lost without a cat in the house, but we'd decided that one was enough.
Cue one rainy Friday, oh, about five months since Biscuit had vanished. I was home from work, sick, curled up in a ball on the sofa, and I heard a bang on the cat flap. Now, our cat flap is a microchip-sensing model, so that the neighbourhood cats don't come in. But this one was persistent. So I hauled myself up, stumbled to the back door, and opened it. There, looking up at me, was this solidly muscled, bulky tabby, who trotted past me into the house. I checked. I checked again. I pulled out old photographs. And then I checked his teeth (Biscuit had a tooth knocked out years before). One gap, as ordered.
Five months.
We have zero idea where he'd been, or what he'd been doing.
My daft kitten (if a 5 kilo purring lump can be called a kitten still) came home after five months.
I've become a lot more relaxed about him vanishing for a day here and there since then.
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I Blame Cosmo that I'm still waitin' on my guard card... There are so many sales on so much stuff my fiance and I really, really want. By the time I get my card and a job, the sales will be over....
Damn it Cosmo. Always making me a day late and a dollar short!
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I Blame Cosmo for my minion's worrying. I was merely out expanding my Empire.
I also Blame Come that my castle is invaded by these hellions you people call children.
As I got a PM from somebody asking for a status update on Floyd I guess this post was not clear enough. For which I Blame Cosmo.
He came home around 11PM that night. He seems to be fine.
I know the pain of losing a cat. Mine (named Biscuit) vanished one day, shortly after we buried the other one. We put up notices, dropped fliers, all the things you do. And he didn't show up. After a month, we knew he was gone. So my wife asked around at work and we got a new kitten (dutifully named Spider for her penchant for attacking spider-plants). My wife feels lost without a cat in the house, but we'd decided that one was enough.
Cue one rainy Friday, oh, about five months since Biscuit had vanished. I was home from work, sick, curled up in a ball on the sofa, and I heard a bang on the cat flap. Now, our cat flap is a microchip-sensing model, so that the neighbourhood cats don't come in. But this one was persistent. So I hauled myself up, stumbled to the back door, and opened it. There, looking up at me, was this solidly muscled, bulky tabby, who trotted past me into the house. I checked. I checked again. I pulled out old photographs. And then I checked his teeth (Biscuit had a tooth knocked out years before). One gap, as ordered.
Five months.
We have zero idea where he'd been, or what he'd been doing.
My daft kitten (if a 5 kilo purring lump can be called a kitten still) came home after five months.
I've become a lot more relaxed about him vanishing for a day here and there since then.
O.O
Yay for happy ending!
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that due to stupidity of the so-called family I am currently forced to suffer residing under the same roof with, all of my childhood memories, and all of my deceased mother's belongings, have been lost because the storage bill lapsed 3 months... So they could go gamble.
And I was planning on using the furniture & memorabilia in said storage unit to supplement my savings in furnishing my fiance and my apartment. We had some very nice tables, dressers, and other such in there. Much of my mother's beloved unicorns, bears, and dragon statuettes and figures would have fetched a wonderful price if such a crisis occurred that I would have been forced to sell those prized possessions of hers.
Couple this with the fact that they have sold everything that was legally mine in order to fuel their addictions (gambling, cigarettes), under the pretense of 'paying the bills'; have regularly gotten in the way of any way of advancing my life; and keep me around for nothing more than manual labor and 'watching the dog' while they spend 8+ hours gambling every, single, f+*@ing, paycheck.... I feel safe to say I really do not have a family anymore. Well, maybe my aunt on the other side of the country (who's flat broke with a kid, so no chance of moving there)....
Well, at least I DO know the value of my mother's rings they pawned off without my knowledge, only informing me after the deed was done. So, they owe me $400.
Soon as I get enough money for a car and an apartment, I wash my hands of this place. 6 years of this is f@!#ing ridiculous. I'm surprised, honestly, I haven't snapped under the strain and just ended things in a massive conflagration at this point.
Edit: I also blame cosmo that one of them (that crazy bastard I probably b$%&&ed about before, the insane one that battered his wife and spent time in prison) is now growing medical pot in the backyard with a 'friend' of his (whom I highly suspect is reselling it)... And didn't think of it until AFTER I already finished my guard training and got my certification. I knew a pothead once (guy did need it though, I'll give him that one), that stuff smells STRONG. I can't imagine any employer wanting one of their security guards smelling like pot on the premises.
If he costs me employment, I WILL take his ass to court. I don't care if this house is reverse mortgaged. I'll be gettin' mine. One way or another.