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Silver Crusade

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Oh, I'm sorry, let me fix that.

*stuffs Hunt full of C4 and tosses him at Bubba*

I blame Cosmo for Hunt's noble sacrifice.


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I blame Cosmo that Rysky is trying to blow up the thread.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo that Alex has no faith that the Bubba-shield will protect everyone (except Bubba) from the force of the blast.


Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!
I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.
Coward.

Warmth-loving.

Silver Crusade

Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!
I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.
Coward.
Warmth-loving.

Oh I like warmth too, preferably other people's warmth. I just like the cold weather wise.


Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!
I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.
Coward.
Warmth-loving.
Oh I like warmth too, preferably other people's warmth. I just like the cold weather wise.

Whereas I am a loner and prefer my weather warm.

Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.

Silver Crusade

Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Tennessee! BLIZZARD! NAO!
I'm glad I'm in Georgia now.
Coward.
Warmth-loving.
Oh I like warmth too, preferably other people's warmth. I just like the cold weather wise.

Whereas I am a loner and prefer my weather warm.

Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.

Meh, still too warm for me, although I do love the smell of autumn.

Contributor

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I thought I had 7,000 words with which to write one of my sections in an upcoming Player Companion, but in reality I only have 1,700. Must be Cosmo's fault.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

*sigh*

*kicks JK over*

*uses as impromptu stool*

I swear, the pains I go through to please the rabble.

I Blame Cosmo for all the beans Rysky ate recently.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

*sigh*

*kicks JK over*

*uses as impromptu stool*

I swear, the pains I go through to please the rabble.

I Blame Cosmo for all the beans Rysky ate recently.

You know I have a hatred for beans!

*whips with tail*

And stools don't talk. I blame Cosmo for stools getting the silly notion that they're capable of speech.


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I blame Cosmo for the thread appearing updated for me, then walking into a wall of Rysky as i look again.

Silver Crusade

Chyrone wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the thread appearing updated for me, then walking into a wall of Rysky as i look again.

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.


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I Blame Cosmo for the lack of speaking in stools...I mean how can stools blame Cosmo for things if they can't speak.

Silver Crusade

Glare menacingly?


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Rysky wrote:
Glare menacingly?

In my experience, whenever a stool wants to protest, it just breaks and then laughs at the person sitting on it as they fall on their ass.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.

Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)


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Cosmo wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.
Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

Yeah, except for that nearby volcano lying in wait.

I most definitely Blame Cosmo for leaving out that very salient fact!


Cosmo wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.
Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

It has three major strikes against it.

1.) Big city. I HATE big cities.

2.) Winter weather is too cold. The average is nice enough, but even the potential to get into single-digits is a downside to me.

3.) Too far north.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Feros wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.
Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

Yeah, except for that nearby volcano lying in wait.

I most definitely Blame Cosmo for leaving out that very salient fact!

QUIET, YOU!


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I blame Cosmo that I had to do my taxes yesterday. At least it's over for this year.


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Orthos wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Honestly if it could be overcast, mid-60s/70s, and slightly breezy all year round, I would be in heaven. Basically persistent autumn.
Seattle, WA. It is heaven. :)

It has three major strikes against it.

1.) Big city. I HATE big cities.

2.) Winter weather is too cold. The average is nice enough, but even the potential to get into single-digits is a downside to me.

3.) Too far north.

Four, if you count Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Orthos forgetting that very salient fact!

Liberty's Edge

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I don't blame cosmo for anything, I think cosmo is actually a pretty nice guy, he puts up with all of you guys making remarks at him.

I respect cosmo.

but I blame orthos for the fact he ate all the cookies without sharing.

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo that kids today can't even tie their pumpkins down right.


snickersimba wrote:

I don't blame cosmo for anything, I think cosmo is actually a pretty nice guy, he puts up with all of you guys making remarks at him.

I respect cosmo.

but I blame orthos for the fact he ate all the cookies without sharing.

Don't look at me, I haven't had any cookies in months.


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snickersimba wrote:

I don't blame cosmo for anything, I think cosmo is actually a pretty nice guy, he puts up with all of you guys making remarks at him.

I respect cosmo.

but I blame orthos for the fact he ate all the cookies without sharing.

I Blame Cosmo for the brainwashing snickersimba has obviously gone through. The poor kid.

I Blame Cosmo for this thread getting a whole lot cleaner all of a sudden.


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John Kretzer wrote:
snickersimba wrote:

I don't blame cosmo for anything, I think cosmo is actually a pretty nice guy, he puts up with all of you guys making remarks at him.

I respect cosmo.

but I blame orthos for the fact he ate all the cookies without sharing.

I Blame Cosmo for the brainwashing snickersimba has obviously gone through. The poor kid.

I Blame Cosmo for this thread getting a whole lot cleaner all of a sudden.

You try throwing filth around when you are being assaulted by an aggressive succubus! It can't be done with enough style to make it worth it!

I Blame Cosmo for this...now if you'll excuse me...

*flees thread for his very life*

Silver Crusade

Master Pugwampi wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
snickersimba wrote:

I don't blame cosmo for anything, I think cosmo is actually a pretty nice guy, he puts up with all of you guys making remarks at him.

I respect cosmo.

but I blame orthos for the fact he ate all the cookies without sharing.

I Blame Cosmo for the brainwashing snickersimba has obviously gone through. The poor kid.

I Blame Cosmo for this thread getting a whole lot cleaner all of a sudden.

You try throwing filth around when you are being assaulted by an aggressive succubus! It can't be done with enough style to make it worth it!

I Blame Cosmo for this...now if you'll excuse me...

*flees thread for his very life*

Run little rabbit, run.

Note to self: hold off on casting Deathward next time.

Liberty's Edge

I am not brainwashed, at all.

I am dead serious, cosmo seems like such a nice guy.
What the hell has he done to be considered a crazy lunatic?


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snickersimba wrote:

I am not brainwashed, at all.

I am dead serious, cosmo seems like such a nice guy.
What the hell has he done to be considered a crazy lunatic?

Nothing. That's part of the joke. Cosmo is a great guy; the fact that he favorites every post that has the words "I Blame Cosmo" or something to that effect tells you what sort of great guy he is. We love him.

This is just a humorous venting thread. It's all in good fun, or at least is meant to be.

Liberty's Edge

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Well, okay.....

I blame cosmo for being so damn awesome.


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snickersimba wrote:

Well, okay.....

I blame cosmo for being so damn awesome.

That's the spirit!

I blame Cosmo for snickersimba just now understanding how this thread works.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

*sigh*

*kicks JK over*

*uses as impromptu stool*

I swear, the pains I go through to please the rabble.

I Blame Cosmo for all the beans Rysky ate recently.

You know I have a hatred for beans!

*whips with tail*

And stools don't talk. I blame Cosmo for stools getting the silly notion that they're capable of speech.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky reminding me of an awesome movie.

Silver Crusade

Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi...should you not be running?

I Blame Cosmo that nobody seems to want to catch me. :(

*sigh*

*kicks JK over*

*uses as impromptu stool*

I swear, the pains I go through to please the rabble.

I Blame Cosmo for all the beans Rysky ate recently.

You know I have a hatred for beans!

*whips with tail*

And stools don't talk. I blame Cosmo for stools getting the silly notion that they're capable of speech.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky reminding me of an awesome movie.

... And what movie might that be?

Liberty's Edge

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I blame cosmo for my thread on allowing evil characters in the society to people who can handle not being murderhobos devolving into a debate filled thread of malice and hate.

I also blame him for letting rysky have fingers

Silver Crusade

snickersimba wrote:

I blame cosmo for my thread on allowing evil characters in the society to people who can handle not being murderhobos devolving into a debate filled thread of malice and hate.

I also blame him for letting rysky have fingers

10, if you count both hands, so blame him twice.


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Rysky wrote:
snickersimba wrote:

I blame cosmo for my thread on allowing evil characters in the society to people who can handle not being murderhobos devolving into a debate filled thread of malice and hate.

I also blame him for letting rysky have fingers

10, if you count both hands, so blame him twice.

Actually only 8 the thumb is not a finger. Actually I don't know if that is true...it just something I heard a long time ago...somewhere.

I Blame Cosmo for all of these odd facts (or falsehoods) I have floating around in my head.


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I blame Cosmo that I am once again in hell...err I mean work....well they are kinda the same thing...anyway.

Also that all the PBPs I am a part of being slow....need to figure out how to make the GMs stop having this "real life" thing...whatever the hell that is...


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that a game i have on my laptop decides to jump back to desktop when i've solved another puzzle. It's been 9 times already, damnit Cosmo ;)


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I Blame Cosmo for having 666 favored posts of mine. The number of Cosmo.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for having 666 favored posts of mine. The number of Cosmo.

Not anymore.


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Rysky wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Rysky wrote:


You know I have a hatred for beans!

*whips with tail*

And stools don't talk. I blame Cosmo for stools getting the silly notion that they're capable of speech.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky reminding me of an awesome movie.
... And what movie might that be?

Wyldstyle - "I..I made a mistake. You should be still, act like a stool".

*Emmet enters the bar*
Emmet - "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
Wyldstyle - "No, stools don't talk"
*drags Emmet out of bar*

I blame Cosmo for nested quotes.


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I'm sitting here, sick in the bathroom, at 4:30 in the morning and I blame Cosmo for every bit of it. Couldn't you have let me sleep just a little? I would have much preferred to be woken up and sick, than have been forced to stay all night while sick.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for having 666 favored posts of mine. The number of Cosmo.
Not anymore.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Damn you Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*


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There are some people who think certain RPG video games are better than others and that these RPGs that are 'better' are the only real RPGs out there.

I blame Cosmo for their naivety. TableTopMasterRace

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for Some Assembly Required.


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I blame Cosmo for "Some Assembly Required" usually meaning "Engineering Degree Required, and Even Then, Good Luck".


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I blame Cosmo for the sudden intrusion of Rocket Tab on my laptop. Been spending the evening fighting it.


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There is a great deal about naughty German Freemasons in John Robison's Proofs of a Conspiracy..., as one might expect.

However, these are no ordinary Freemasons - they're *Cosmo-Political* Freemasons, which means that it's all TRUE and there REALLY IS A CONSPRIRACEY AND TEXE MARRS WAS RIGHT AND THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! AI! AI! AI! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!


Cosmo-political...

...

...

...HE'S EVERYWHERE!


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Also, I blame Cosmo for the current dollar exchange rate being high enough that buying stuff from Paizo is about 20% more expensive than a year ago.

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