Jodorowsky's Dune is never going to happen.
Because Cosmo stole Salvador Dali's moustache.
You're not thinking evil enough. Cosmo lent Salvador the moustache in the first place to drum up hope, then took it back to destroy the hope he created in the first place.
Cosmo is much more evil than you think he is.
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
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Buy this man a saxophone.
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The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
I blame Cosmo and Spanky for the inspiration that a six-winged seraph should naturally have a six-moustached daemon nemesis.
I blame Cosmo and Spanky for the inspiration that a six-winged seraph should naturally have a six-moustached daemon nemesis.The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
Hey. You need another thread to blame Spanky.
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I blame Cosmo for Spanky/Heathy having almost 30,000 Paizo messageboard posts.
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You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.
You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.
We already established that Cosmo is Nyarlathotep, so...
The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
How did you get that title?
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I blame Cosmo for being the only Paizo staff member who accepted my friend request on Facebook.
You can't blame anybody but Cosmo. For anything.We already established that Cosmo is Nyarlathotep, so...
Don't make me say Hastur three times.
How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
...also funny.
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How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
Cosmo caused the algorithms.
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Cosmo caused the algorithms.How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.
So, Cosmo is also: a biological virus, a technological virus, a metaphysical virus, A Cosmic Virus, etc... virus???
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Cosmo is an undead virus.
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Cosmo caused the algorithms.How did you get that title?The moustache makes him look so friendly.I know.So, Cosmo is also: a biological virus, a technological virus, a metaphysical virus, A Cosmic Virus, etc... virus???
AFFIRMATIVE.
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I blame Cosmo that I forgot to take my meds and couldn't sleep.
Cosmo is part of us, like we are a part of Cosmo; by blaming Cosmo, we are blaming ourselves for ours and each others problems (including Cosmo's).
*Dies*
*Soul ascends to the Plane of Impossible Madness*
At one with the Cosmo.....
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I... I can't blame Cosmo for this. I'm not that cruel.I blame Cosmo for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.
Some things can't be forgiven Cosmo, you should never have crossed that line.
I know that was WAY far back in time, but you mean the movie, right?
That thing should be killed with over 9000 nukes. Not even Cosmo could create something that horrible based off of such a good series.
Also, I blame Cosmo for the huge colony of sock gnomes that inhabit my house.
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I liked that movie.
I blame Cosmo.
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Indeed it was the movie.
For me, the Last Airbender is like a car wreck, it's a horrible thing, but I can't stop watching it.
I blame Cosmo for car wrecks and car wreck-like things.
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I blame Cosmo for the black ice this past January that resulted in me needing to get a new car.
Oh, and I blame him for me deciding to go with a new car and not a used one.
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I blame Cosmo for dealing in absolutes, as only a Sith deals in absolutes, even though that statement was made by a jedi master and is an absolute.
I blame Cosmo for Pat Oswald's Star Wars plot not being the script for the new movie. Cause he hates nice things.
Also, gungans. especially jarjar, who called the vote that created the empire.
I blame Cosmo for sharing a name with a Seinfield character. you should be ashamed.
Finally, I blame Cosmo for the lack of diet Dr. Pepper at most restaurants, especially ones who have regular Dr. Pepper.
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I blame Cosmo that ACG means both Advanced Class Guide and Adventure Card Game, so people keep mixing them up.
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I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.
I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.
I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.
I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.
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I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.
I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.
I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.
I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.
Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.
I blame Cosmo for my unexpected wellspring of restraint.
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I blame Cosmo for The Last Fart Bender.
Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.
I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.
I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.
I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.
103 and counting!
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I'll blame Cosmo if he doesn't donate any money so that Jason can get punched in the face... For children!
Maybe Great Chaos Lord Cosmo hasn't seen this yet?
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103 and counting!Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.
I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.
I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.
I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.
I only recently learned about "Old Man Henderson", neet.
OMG! Candlejack... maybe he can fight Cosmo and h
I'm going to need more rope.
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Narrator: Scream.
(Audience screams)
Freakazoid: Cut that out!
I blame Cosmo for that show getting cancelled when I was younger.
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I blame Cosmo that I'm good at offending people.
If you blame him for bender, then you're blaming him for a good thing. Don't give him credit!
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I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.
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I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.
I get knocked down
But I get up againYou're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
*repeat*
Blame Cosmo for this song now getting stuck in your head.
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I blame Cosmo for Chumbawumba.
Chris gets knocked down, but she gets up again. You're never gonna keep her down!
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What the Hell, Cosmo?! First you plant the idea in Ferguson's head to leave The Late Late Show to host a gameshow, and now you get the idiots at NBC to cancel Community!!! Man, you really are Mr. Morden's boss.
{takes TV outside to shoot it}
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I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.
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I blame Cosmo that one of the few major bummers about living in Alaska is you get few people that come up here to perform.
At the same time, I must Priase Sara Marie that the number of people coming up here to perform has increased in recent years, because gigs up here are almost always sold out.
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Cosmo told Chumbawamba this, and they're playing Anchorage next Friday night.
Cosmo told Chumbawamba this, and they're playing Anchorage next Friday night.
Yes, but Lindsey Stirling doesn't have Alaska on her list of tour locations.
I blame Cosmo that Paizonians don't have time for roleplay topics/blogs anymore.
Are you blaming Cosmo for Paizo Staff Members not having time for blogs anymore or Paizo community members not having time for blogs anymore? 'Cause I ain't no employee, but I write blog posts on lots of topics three times a week over on my blog, Everyman Gaming.