>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Pillbug... In... SPACE!!!]

After reading the title to this thread, I blame Cosmo that the Pact Worlds may actually reside in fluidic space.

If that is true, I blame Cosmo that I must immediately consider the hypothesis that pugwampis and other gremlins are simply antibodies.

If that that is true, I blame Cosmo that I must consider the further hypothesis that the rest of us lifeforms are merely food, viruses, diseases, and/or parasites living within the Universe Entire Which Is Cosmo.

[SPACE PUGWAMPI!!!]

Pillbug... In... SPACE!!! wrote:

After reading the title to this thread, I blame Cosmo that the Pact Worlds may actually reside in fluidic space.

If that is true, I blame Cosmo that I must immediately consider the hypothesis that pugwampis and other gremlins are simply antibodies.

If that that is true, I blame Cosmo that I must consider the further hypothesis that the rest of us lifeforms are merely food, viruses, diseases, and/or parasites living within the Universe Entire Which Is Cosmo.

I Blame Cosmo for Pillbug revealing that which was not meant to be revealed!

I mean how can we go about purging the universe of that which must be purged if everybody knows what we are up to? They might object!

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Hold on a second, I'll take care of that pesky gob... {shoots Pillbug} OWWW!

Wait, why am I bleeding? Must be the gobs fault... {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

Stupid gob! {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

What?! STOP SHOOTING ME GOB!!! {shoots Pillbug again, and drops self below 0 hps}

[Faery Liquid]

*Appears over thread in a cloud of twinkly lights. Farts. Casts 'Stabilise' on PillWump the PugSlaadus (IN SPACE). Farts again. Leaves, blaming Cosmo for the effect that week-old kebabs have on fey digestive systems*

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Hold on a second, I'll take care of that pesky gob... {shoots Pillbug} OWWW!

Wait, why am I bleeding? Must be the gobs fault... {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

Stupid gob! {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

What?! STOP SHOOTING ME GOB!!! {shoots Pillbug again, and drops self below 0 hps}

*sigh*

I Blame Cosmo that once more I am running low on Bactine.

*goes to work repairing Hunt*

[General Silliness]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Hold on a second, I'll take care of that pesky gob... {shoots Pillbug} OWWW!

Wait, why am I bleeding? Must be the gobs fault... {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

Stupid gob! {shoots Pillbug again} OWWW!

What?! STOP SHOOTING ME GOB!!! {shoots Pillbug again, and drops self below 0 hps}

Faery Liquid wrote:

*Appears over thread in a cloud of twinkly lights. Farts. Casts 'Stabilise' on PillWump the PugSlaadus (IN SPACE). Farts again. Leaves, blaming Cosmo for the effect that week-old kebabs have on fey digestive systems*

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*sigh*

I Blame Cosmo that once more I am running low on Bactine.

*goes to work repairing Hunt*

:|

:D

[Malefactor]

I blame Cosmo for captain yesterday changing his profile picture so often it gets confusing. How is a fellow supposed to make an alias that mimics him if the image I used will be obsolete in 3 min-

Wait. I shouldn't of said all that.

I now blame Cosmo for my evil scheme being brought to light too soon.

[Breath of the Wild Addict]

I blame cosmo for my lack of earbuds which will cause me to go to bed before my three hours of zelda tonight.
Thus giving me extra sleep...
...
...
Ok, so it isn't awful, but... But...
It was breath of the wild, ok? So... Still evil!!

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for Floyd's upset tummy...and him throwing up on my bed. :(

[captain yesterday]

I don't think I've changed my avatar in three days.

Clearly, someone else is to blame, but who... Tacticslion, probably.

[Set]

It's Cosmo's fault that there's a thread on the front page about 'swinging recklessly' that has nothing to do with reckless behavior or 'swinging' or the scandalous, but fun, intersection between those two things.

[Master Pugwampi]

I Blame Cosmo for captain yesterday's mercurial nature, Set's questionable sense of morals, and the surprising scarcity of cat-dose ipecac syrup.

You have no idea how far and wide I had to look for that stuff...

[captain yesterday]

Alas, I lack the upper lip follicle fortitude to pull off a Freddie Mercury.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo I haven't blamed him in awhile, I hope he's not lonely.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Halloween Oreos >_<

Why do they taste so much better than regular Oreos?

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for I have finally found something that not even deep frying can salvage. Deep fried mayonnaise.

Nope.

[Limeylongears]

Fried mayonnaise?

Why?

Yes, but why?

Why, Rysky?

And people say British food is bad. My life.

[Rysky]

Limeylongears wrote:

Fried mayonnaise?

Why?

Yes, but why?

Why, Rysky?

And people say British food is bad. My life.

I. Don't. Know.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for people who call people and then walk away from the phone or put them on hold. WTF?

[Joana]

I Blame Cosmo for where my mind first went when I saw the subject of this junk email.

(After a moment, I realized it was talking about the magazine, Cosmopolitan.)

[Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo]

Joana wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for where my mind first went when I saw the subject of this junk email.

Dood! What gives?

Joana wrote:

(After a moment, I realized it was talking about the magazine, Cosmopolitan.)

Oh, yeah I would definitely Blame Him for getting something like that.

[John Kretzer]

Joana wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for where my mind first went when I saw the subject of this junk email.

(After a moment, I realized it was talking about the magazine, Cosmopolitan.)

I Blame Cosmo that this will probably give him ideas.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

[Cosmo]

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

I* like* how* every* statement* on* that* site* has* an* asterix* on* it*.

It's* almost* like* they* don't* want* to* be* held* accountable* for* the* things* they* claim*.

*:

*Always consult with a qualified healthcare professional prior to beginning any diet or exercise program or taking any dietary supplement. The content on our website is for informational and educational purposes only and is not intended as medical advice or to replace a relationship with a qualified healthcare professional. Void where prohibited. Not intended to diagnose or treat any illness. These statements have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration. You're not still reading, are you? If you are, then I guess I can tell you that this is just flavored sugar and sawdust. There may be some small amount of rat faeces. Side effects include nervousness, restlessness, excitability, irritability, agitation, dizziness, headache, fear, anxiety, agitation, tremor, weakness, perverse uncontrollable strength, blurred vision, blurred lines, sleep problems (insomnia), dry mouth or unpleasant taste in the mouth (Swedish Fish), diarrhea, constipation, ominous regularity, stomach pain, nausea, vomiting, fever, hair loss, limb loss, loss of appetite, loss of family members, weight loss, pica, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, and heart palpitations. Ask your doctor if loading up on a bunch of empty calories right before you go work out is actually useful. If they say it's a good idea, then go nuts, I guess. Whatever. It's your life: live it however you want so long as you don't hurt anybody.

[Adrian Ng]

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

This is the darkest timeline.

[Rysky]

Adrian Ng wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

This is the darkest timeline.

It really is.

[Limeylongears]

Rysky wrote:

Adrian Ng wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

This is the darkest timeline.

It really is.

I don't understand. Who *wouldn't* want Increased Pumps?

[Rysky]

Limeylongears wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Adrian Ng wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pro Supps released a Swedish Fish flavored Mr. Hyde.

Wut

This is the darkest timeline.

It really is.

I don't understand. Who *wouldn't* want Increased Pumps?

Increased Pumps from the various delicious flavors? Sure!

Increased Pumps from Swedish Fish? No thanks.

[Swedish Fish]

Vhum emungst us dues nut vunt zee Increesed Poomps, nu? Børk! Børk! Børk!

(I bleme-a Cusmu fur mekeeng Veesdum my doomp stet.)

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Sonic paying it's employees tipped wages, which I just found out about -_-

[Thomas Seitz]

This is why I don't go to Sonic any more...

[Rysky]

Same.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

I blame Cosmo that the confusion tables are confusing. ;)

[John Napier 698]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that Cosmo is blamed for anything and everything. *drops mic* :D :D :D !!!!

[John Napier 698]

Swedish Fish wrote:

Vhum emungst us dues nut vunt zee Increesed Poomps, nu? Børk! Børk! Børk!

(I bleme-a Cusmu fur mekeeng Veesdum my doomp stet.)

Quick! We need a translator for the translator!

[John Napier 698]

Rysky wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Fried mayonnaise?

Why?

Yes, but why?

Why, Rysky?

And people say British food is bad. My life.

I. Don't. Know.

I heard that it involved excessive amounts of alcohol. Probably "White Lightning."

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Miley Cyrus' Malibu. It's so soothing...

[Set]

Mid last week it got to the 90s, two days in a row. The next day, mid-day, got down to 50 (and it's been bouncing around just above freezing every night since then). The temperature change (and pressure change, and humidity change) was so sudden, 40 degrees in 24 hours, that everybody got spontaneous headaches and a few of us got spontaneous nosebleeds!

Why you stealin' all our degrees, heat-miser Cosmo?

[Rysky]

Oh it's been like that down here for the past week or so. 40s in the morning then up to the 90s in the evening. It's at least trying to stay cool since yesterday though thankfully.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

I blame Cosmo that Snow Miser Freehold has made many undocumented upgrades and modifications to his M.A.R.S. Industries Weather Dominator, and thus, it has hypothetically proven to be a hypothetical hindrance to any hypothetical pugwampis attempting to hypothetically spread winter-related mayhem.

Also, I blame Cosmo that I got into the slaad's remaining half-bottle of crème de cassis last night and started mixing it with other liquids in the fridge.

[John Napier 698]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo that Snow Miser Freehold has made many undocumented upgrades and modifications to his M.A.R.S. Industries Weather Dominator, and thus, it has hypothetically proven to be a hypothetical hindrance to any hypothetical pugwampis attempting to hypothetically spread winter-related mayhem.

Also, I blame Cosmo that I got into the slaad's remaining half-bottle of crème de cassis last night and started mixing it with other liquids in the fridge.

Not safe for Freehold:

Because said upgrades would involve math, and we all know how he feels about math.

[The Sideromancer]

I kept reading those temperatures as Celsius, and wondering how people survive at a mere 10 degrees before water boils.

I blame Cosmo for inconsistent units.

[Set]

The Sideromancer wrote:

I blame Cosmo for inconsistent units.

Yes, inconsistent units are indeed a plague upon mankind.

But they make a little blue pill for that.

[Feros]

Set wrote:

The Sideromancer wrote:

I blame Cosmo for inconsistent units.

Yes, inconsistent units are indeed a plague upon mankind.

But they make a little blue pill for that.

I Blame Cosmo that they make a pill for pretty much everything these days...

[Alanya]

I blame Cosmo for morning sickness. I know the end result will be worth it, but still, do I have to be so miserable in the process?

[Hmm]

Congratulations, Alayna!!!

Even though morning sickness does suck. I will be kind and not reminisce about my own morning sickness stories... All I can say is, this too shall pass.

I blame Cosmo for how much time I spend on the Paizo forums. If he weren’t so darned charismatic, I’m sure that I would not be trapped here.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Hmm wrote:

I blame Cosmo for how much time I spend on the Paizo forums. If he weren’t so darned charismatic, I’m sure that I would not be trapped here.

I doesn't matter if you stay at the Hotel Cosmofornia or Fawtly Towers, ♫♪ you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. ♫♪

[The Dude Lebowski]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I doesn't matter if you stay at the Hotel Cosmofornia or Fawtly Towers, ♫♪ you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. ♫♪

{punts Hunt} I blame Cosmo for the Eagles and gremlins, man.

[Selene Spires]

I Blame Cosmo that the heat is blasting in my room making it hard to sleep.

[Selene Spires]

I Blame Cosmo that after blowing all of the leaves of the yard I realize I am going have to cut the lawn. Sigh...