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Hey all,

Since Kalenz just decided to flash spam half the forums with his pro-asmodeus message of dispair and horror, I think we should help out all the poor threads who fell to his waste of time. I am pretty sure spamming the forums falls in the "Being a jerk" rule. If you see one out there that isn't flagged, flag it. Help clean up the posts.


I've been flagging them as "thread in wrong forum" for the multiple threads he has started. Other than that, I wasn't sure what to flag the spam posts he's been putting in other people's threads.

Also, good job, fellow rat. :)


I have been flagging them as "Breaks other guideline" since the best I can think of is that it breaks rule 0: Don't be a Jerk.

Grand Lodge

YOU BOTH SHALL PAY FOR THAT, ASMODEUS WILL PUNISH YOUR HERETIC BEHAVIOUR!


Maybe...but Ross will probably punish you first.


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Spamming random threads would be a Chaotic behavior, yes? Sounds like something Asmodeus wouldn't like. Reporting the threads is a lawful behavior. Asmodeus should like that.

Grand Lodge

IM NOT SPAMMING THREADS, THAT WOULD BE HERETIC

IM SPREADING ASMODEUS WORD SO THE WORLD WILL PREY FOR HIM


"Get Thee Hence."

TROLL


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Kalenz wrote:
YOU BOTH SHALL PAY FOR THAT, ASMODEUS WILL PUNISH YOUR HERETIC BEHAVIOUR!

Hey, Kalenz, Asmodeus says you should knock it off.

Also use your inside voice. You're giving the whole cult a headache.


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i wouldn't mind seeing a forum ban handed out...
i couldn't flag all of these posts, but i think that fact itself is relevant to the moderation here...


That's probably the only way to stop it Quandary. Deleting posts would just be feeding the habit.


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Because it's bugging me:

Prey vs Pray


Easiest way is to go to his profile page
http://paizo.com/people/Kalenz

and start flagging. It won't let me flag all of them... which should tell you how many there are.

Grand Lodge

NOOO, I DONT TRUST THAT VOICE, HERETIC! ASMODEUS SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR PASSING AS HIM!


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kyrt-ryder wrote:
That's probably the only way to stop it Quandary. Deleting posts would just be feeding the habit.

not to mention wasting paizo's time to delete each post.

if you thought it was lulz enough to go that far in your waste-of-human-life attempt at self-gratification, adios.

Grand Lodge

ASMODEUS FOR LIFE


ThatOneGuy wrote:

Easiest way is to go to his profile page

http://paizo.com/people/Kalenz

and start flagging. It won't let me flag all of them... which should tell you how many there are.

I'm guessing you started from the top. I started from the first capslock asmodeus post and went up so hopefully we got them all between us.


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I am actually pretty proud of the forums. Most people have just ignored the posts and continued their regularly scheduled thread topics.

+1 Internets for you forums!


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Kalenz wrote:
NOOO, I DONT TRUST THAT VOICE, HERETIC! ASMODEUS SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR PASSING AS HIM!

No, Kalenz, buddy, I'm not passing as Asmodeus, I'm telling you what he said. You know, passing down his word, as is my entire job as the Voice of Asmodeus.

I'm sorry about Kalenz everyone, it's just... We're kind of desperate for cultists right now, so the screening's gotten a little lax. And he's so enthusiastic, it's hard to say no.


Cultists? I was under the impression worshiping Asmodeus was a recognized religion in Golarion? (Probably forbidden in certain nations, but recognized nonetheless, and thus not a 'cult' as typically used in modern English.)

Grand Lodge

ASMODEUS WOULD NEVER USE SOMEONE ELSE THAN ME TO SPREAD HIS VOICE! HERETIC!

Sovereign Court

So along with the multitude of post spam, there is also the self-acknowledged trolling ... have fun in the pits, Kalenz, I think you will most likely be banished back from whence you came ...


Atarlost wrote:
ThatOneGuy wrote:

Easiest way is to go to his profile page

http://paizo.com/people/Kalenz

and start flagging. It won't let me flag all of them... which should tell you how many there are.

I'm guessing you started from the top. I started from the first capslock asmodeus post and went up so hopefully we got them all between us.

Good idea. I will hit the middles, make sure nothing goes unflagged.


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kyrt-ryder wrote:
Cultists? I was under the impression worshiping Asmodeus was a recognized religion in Golarion? (Probably forbidden in certain nations, but recognized nonetheless, and thus not a 'cult' as typically used in modern English.)

Ugh, I know right? That's what I keep saying, but apparently we need to be a "cult" to keep our current tax benefits, so it's this huge bureaucracy thing.

I don't really understand it myself, but hey. The "Lawful" in "Lawful Evil" has to mean something, right?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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Thanks to all who've flagged and moved on. We're cleaning up the mess.

Sovereign Court

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And so the exorcism begins ... y'all have my sympathy for the extra work late in the day.


zylphryx wrote:
y'all have my sympathy for the extra work late in the day.

This.

Project Manager

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Thanks for the help, everyone. :-) Good example of how online communities can be awesome.


now i wonder what made kalenz go crazy...


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Nicos wrote:
now i wonder what made kalenz go crazy...

I have it on good authority he got dropped a lot as a baby.


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They do that sometimes, Nicos. They just do.

Scarab Sages

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I have to admit i thought it was a little funny, a lot annoying but a little funny


sigh, he returned

http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pief&page=60?The-Main-Problem-with-Fighter s#2985


Now I ain't sayin' it's cultists....

Webstore Gninja Minion

Thank you for your assistance in this—please keep flagging as appropriate.

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Kalenz, this is not the right way to spread the word of our Blessed Lord among the ignorant non-Chelaxian masses. Seduce, intimidate and blackmail, but do not spam! Also, shouting is occasionally alright -- especially when done in His name -- but even I am starting to get a headache with you yelling all the time.

(and do not waste any time with Andorand dimwits or Taldorian dandies; we do not want those pitiful fools among the Faithful!)

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