Haversack stickers (humorous)

[Brocktar]

Alchemists do it with a bang.
Barbarians do it with extra vigor.
Bards do it on stage.
Cavaliers do it on horseback.
Clerics do it with blessings.
Druids do it in many forms.
Fighters do it in heavy armor.
Gunslingers do it at range.
Inquisitors do it to better surve their god.
Magi do it with both hands.
Monks do it while at peace.
Ninjas do it and then disappear.
Oracles do it even with a curse.
Paladins never do it with evil.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rogues do it from behind.
Samurai do it with great honor.
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Summoners do it with their Eidalon.
Wizards do it after studying.
Witches do it in covens

[Matthew Morris]

Hmm, well for the Haversack...

"Halfling on board."

"I'm paying for college by being a transport for a gnome sorcerer."

"Why yes, that is a 10' pole, and I am happy to see you."

[nosig]

"Pass with care, Pesh chewer."

[Dan Luckett]

Bards should be "Bards do it in front of a crowd"

[Katisha]

Daniel Luckett wrote:

Bards should be "Bards do it in front of a crowd"

or "Bards do it for crowds"... or maybe "Bards do it with crowds?

[BigNorseWolf]

If you can read this, I'm a faction mission
Ravagog, save me from your followers.
Caution: Contents may be under pressure
Warning: do not insert in portable hole
If you can read this, you're in my threatened area
I got a high level chronicle sheet and all i got was this lousey haversack

[3.5 Loyalist]

Brocktar wrote:

Alchemists do it with a bang.

Barbarians do it with extra vigor.
Bards do it on stage.
Cavaliers do it on horseback.
Clerics do it with blessings.
Druids do it in many forms.
Fighters do it in heavy armor.
Gunslingers do it at range.
Inquisitors do it to better surve their god.
Magi do it with both hands.
Monks do it while at peace.
Ninjas do it and then disappear.
Oracles do it even with a curse.
Paladins never do it with evil.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rogues do it from behind.
Samurai do it with great honor.
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Summoners do it with their Eidalon.
Wizards do it after studying.
Witches do it in covens

I have the rogues do it from behind shirt. My wife got it for me, ahem.

For ninjas:

Ninjas do it for the shogun!

[Sissyl]

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[Geistlinger]

My party went to Thornkeep and all I got was this lousy haversack.

[ngc7293]

Made in China

[Uncle Fred]

For a Golarion Goblin Barbarian:

"If you can read this, I'm probably raging."

[Fromper]

Uncle Fred wrote:

For a Golarion Goblin Barbarian:

"If you can read this, I'm probably raging."

With another one right under it,

"If I can read this, I'm probably not raging."

[Turin the Mad]

"This haversack spelunked the Lost Caverns of Tsjocanth."