Shifty EXALT Representative hands KenderKin a sack of potatoes every other week for "services rendered."
KenderKin is allergic to peanuts but that doesn't stop them from enjoying the occasional peanut buster parfait.
Molten Dragon possesses a peanut bunker buster.
Pulg dares not tell anyone about his peanut fusion bomb. The risk is too great.
KK proves that even his kind can know fear.
GoatToucher loves the smell of used tube socks in the morning.
KenderKin is right - it isn't, but I'm sure *I've* never seen one shaped like a hoopak before.
Pulg once worked as a masseuse at Madam Troubadour's.
Partylf Sunev thinks the book The Day of the Triffids is a comedy.
Molten Dragon gets regular lava injections to keep his youthful figure.
Partylf Sunev cans cans for a living.
Ventnor is responsible for the local all gnome burlesque review.
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Molten Dragon thinks that 'logarithmic tables' refers to a special club that people go to to watch dancing poos.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet could have told Pulg that he was wrong about that, but chose not to.
If KG offers you an opened bottle of beer or soda, politely decline.
In college, Lucky7 almost volunteered for one of GT's experimental "procedures" for the extra cash. A sudden scratch ticket lottery windfall changed his mind at the last second though.
Oh and banned for changing your avatar pic. (See what I did there :))
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Molten Dragon is a feared inspector in the Internet Forum Avatar Police Department.
KK spends much of his time staring at the man who stares at goats.
If all GT did was stare at the goats, we wouldn't be having all this trouble.
KenderKin is KK. Add another K and you get KKK!!11!11!!!1!!!1!11!!
lucky7's war against capitol letters is intense and unceasing.
Ventnor, for his part, has never gotten past his war against capital letters.
Sssyl ds nt blv n vwls
Plg blvs n vwls, bt ls blvs tht "" s cnsnnt.
Sissyl is speaking perfect Russian.
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Lucky 7 was very happy when Wesley became the new Traveler, it meant he would finally shut up!
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IHIYC is not wearing a hat.
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Schism's paintball gun has been modified to fire rabbits into orbit.
Hey, that was a top secret project. How did you find...?
Ventnor is an industrial spy.
Schism is a horticultural spy.
Pulg is a Spy in the House of Love, gathering clues to be used in the War of the Affections.
Lucky7, due to some temporal shenanigans, is in no small part the inspiration for the book "Atlas Shrugged".
Molten Dragon made a killing producing Atlas Rugs for follically challenged Randites.
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There is just a BIT of luxurious Pulg pelt in every Atlas Rug, patent pending!