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Dear Treerazer,
I was curious you mentioned that you had offspring. Could you name a couple of them?
Sincerely,
Most Awesome Gruumash
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Dear Treerazer,
I was curious you mentioned that you had offspring. Could you name a couple of them?
Sincerely,
Most Awesome Gruumash
Never named them. That's up to them if they make it that long.
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How do you feel about being featured as the big boss monster in PF2's first bestiary?
Vindicated! Note... there are NO ELVES in there. Ha.
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How do you feel about being featured as the big boss monster in PF2's first bestiary?Vindicated! Note... there are NO ELVES in there. Ha.
But... but...
LOOK OUT!
THERE'S ONE ON YOUR BACK! EEEEEEW!
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What about the Drow?How do you feel about being featured as the big boss monster in PF2's first bestiary?Vindicated! Note... there are NO ELVES in there. Ha.
Those aren't elves. They're minions.
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How do you feel knowing that you beat the Tarrasque in the new bestiary?
Triumphant.
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How do you feel about being featured as the big boss monster in PF2's first bestiary?Vindicated! Note... there are NO ELVES in there. Ha.But... but...
LOOK OUT!
THERE'S ONE ON YOUR BACK! EEEEEEW!
Doesn't work if I don't click. Which I did not.
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Do you think that you might show up soon(-ish) in Starfinder?
Nope.
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is that because you took over your daddy's position?Do you think that you might show up soon(-ish) in Starfinder?Nope.
Nope.
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Once you finish your wholly successful and inevitable annihilation of the elves of Kyonin, what's next?
Related: outside of trees and elves, what is the thing you hate next most?
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Once you finish your wholly successful and inevitable annihilation of the elves of Kyonin, what's next?
Hmmmmm. River Kingdoms. They've got trees and elves there too.
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Related: outside of trees and elves, what is the thing you hate next most?
I try to keep my hatred mobile beyond there, since it's important to not get too locked in and to be able to change as needed. For now, for example, it'd be questions about what I hate the next most.
(narrows eyes... grinds beak...)
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Dear Treerazer.
While GMing I rolled a percentile and said that a 00 and a 0 was a zero. No one said anything.
How to a retaliate against such a brash display of respect and discretion by these players?
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Going on the opposite of hate, do you still have that killer giant construct building thing?
Of course! It's more of a tree than a building though. The only useful tree is a diseased scary looking one that can step on elves and follows my commands.
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Dear Treerazer.
While GMing I rolled a percentile and said that a 00 and a 0 was a zero. No one said anything.
How to a retaliate against such a brash display of respect and discretion by these players?
Eat their dice and rip up their character sheets and flip the table and burn a tree.
Would you most prefer it if someone:
1) cut a tree down and chopped it up (leaving it to rot),
2) burned a tree, or
3) somehow turned a tree undead?
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You all taste like meat.How do you think Communists and Socialists taste?????
better with or without booze
Is it true that Elves taste like vegetables?
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Would you most prefer it if someone:
1) cut a tree down and chopped it up (leaving it to rot),
2) burned a tree, or
3) somehow turned a tree undead?
All three.
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Did you ever have to fight Zevgavizeb for control of fiendish dinosaurs?
Nope.
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Does any particular variety of mewling mortal humanoid spawn serve as better minions for you than others, or are they equally useful, given their shared limitations?
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Does any particular variety of mewling mortal humanoid spawn serve as better minions for you than others, or are they equally useful, given their shared limitations?
You're all pretty much the same, although it's more fun to corrupt those of you who have the flaws of kindness and generosity and beauty.
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Once you finish your wholly successful and inevitable annihilation of the elves of Kyonin, what's next?Hmmmmm. River Kingdoms. They've got trees and elves there too.
What about Mierani Forest, in Varisia? It has more trees, and more elves.
A good alternative might also be the Mualijae's stomping ground down in the Mwangi Expanse, though.
Personally speaking, I think you should start branching out, man.