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Hi. I'm looking for a potential Presidential Candidate among you who can serve as my puppet.
Political Policy: Close off the USA and Begin construction of a single city State on the US mainland for a billion people. Every Family will be allocated an acre of land with a Cargo container house. The Existing Cities will be shut down and anyone living in them taxed at a million dollars a year to pay off the debts incurred by previous failed government and corporate misconduct.
You will not pay tax or rates on your home or income but you will be expected to be paid in Shares in any corporation you labor for and grow your own food as we will be ending the use of currency.
Now I'm no political expert, but I fail to see how an endorsement from the Australian Dingo Lobby is going to poll well amongst potential U.S. voters.
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Hello Mr Murdoch, and welcome to the forums.
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I'm gonna throw my hat and a pack of Natty light into the ring for the mayorship of Darwin. Australia can't handle a mofo like me! I bring truth, justice, and a mean left hook.
*BURP*
Perfection, the darkside is.
Hey Ding, have you been smoking cane toads again?
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We got death star
We got death star
We got death star
We got death star
I'm gonna throw my hat and a pack of Natty light into the ring for the mayorship of Darwin. Australia can't handle a mofo like me! I bring truth, justice, and a mean left hook.
*BURP*
Plus, your avatar has an Epic Beard!
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Hey Ding, have you been smoking cane toads again?
I don't smoke cigy, don't takey drug, don't drinky booze... I guess that make me suspicious and untrustworthy...
Here is a question...what is it you don't like about cargo container homes?
Hey Ding, have you been smoking cane toads again?
I don't smoke cigy, don't takey drug, don't drinky booze... I guess that make me suspicious and untrustworthy...
You don't qualify for president or other politician but you will make a fine creepy Evil Overlord.
i wouldn't bother if i were you. america is soon to fall to my army of deranged killer robots... as soon as i work out a couple of minor issues with the operating system.
though i like your idea of putting everyone in a single city... would you be interested in becoming under-supreme-over-equal of the FuelDrop Dominion? there's a hat, and you get 10% more rice per day than the rest of my subjects!
Uh, 110% of 0 rice/day you will be feeding your deranged killer robots will be 0... Oh, I get it.
DH, I'll set you up with a nice waterfront spot about 50 miles west of Tampa Bay.
No! That would be creating unjustly privilaged class!
No! That would be creating unjustly privilaged class!
{whispers:} Pssst... Have you looked at map about what lies 50 miles west of Tampa Bay? There's plenty of "waterfront spots" for anyone who asks.
No! That would be creating unjustly privilaged class!{whispers:} Pssst... Have you looked at map about what lies 50 miles west of Tampa Bay? There's plenty of "waterfront spots" for anyone who asks.
I am on the wrong side of the Atlantic with little to no intention to swim to America.
And I was refering to DH request :P
Uh, 110% of 0 rice/day you will be feeding your deranged killer robots will be 0... Oh, I get it.
haven't you ever heard of rice powered robots? ;)
Like any hollow promises you make could turn people away from what I've offered them.
Free hookers and blow for ALL!!
P.S. How are you going to rule the U.S. from a broad when you can't even get a date with one?
Moorluck, those postulates are not contradictory. Evrone could get an acre of land with cargo container, free hooker, blow and currency-less economy.
Moorluck, those postulates are not contradictory. Evrone could get an acre of land with cargo container, free hooker, blow and currency-less economy.
Doesn't work. I don't share power well.
Besides, don't you remember what Duncan McLeod always says.
"There can be only one!"
Like any hollow promises you make could turn people away from what I've offered them.
Free hookers and blow for ALL!!
so where do you get all the hookers from? is it going to be one per person, or do we have to share. what are you doing about STIs? these are but some of the questions that we, the public, demand answers to before electing you as supreme dictator for life of the world.
Well, that solves problem with free hookers and blow for all when all is one.
so where do you get all the hookers from? is it going to be one per person, or do we have to share. what are you doing about STIs? these are but some of the questions that we, the public, demand answers to before electing you as supreme dictator for life of the world.Like any hollow promises you make could turn people away from what I've offered them.
Free hookers and blow for ALL!!
Where? Mexico and Canada. Enslaving... I mean, annexing them shouldn't be a problem.
How many? How high can you count sir.
On the matter of STIs. I feel that safe sex can prevent most... oh wait, you said STIs. Nevermind the man behind the curtain.
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DH, I'll set you up with a nice waterfront spot about 50 miles west of Tampa Bay.
Alright. Sweet.
And if it lacks forest, I'll bring some seeds. I recently read about some kind of tree that hits 20-30 feet in about 2 years. I'll plant a bunch of them.
:)
I've recently figured out that I dont like living in a city with other people that much. I want somewhere off by myself, that's close enough to a city that I can choose to go to town whenever I want, without *Having* to be surrounded by other people all the time.
Plus, when you're out in the country, it's easier to own large animals, exotic animals, or multiple regular animals, like 5-6 dogs.
Where? Mexico and Canada. Enslaving... I mean, annexing them shouldn't be a problem.
How many? How high can you count sir.
i can count up to ten, twenty if i take my socks off!
i can count up to ten, twenty if i take my socks off!
Where? Mexico and Canada. Enslaving... I mean, annexing them shouldn't be a problem.
How many? How high can you count sir.
Then ten it is! Double that if you're barefoot.
If I get my pants off do I get one more?
If I get my pants off do I get one more?
That depends on whether or not doing so makes you more attractive to those fine citizens of New Moorluckia.
Of course it may lead to losing the ones you have, experiences may differ.
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Annexing Canada would be very difficult!
We dont like your american style government. Thats why we stay up here.
Personally I value the following things too much to move to the USA:
- Privacy.
- Affordable Healthcare.
- Privacy.
- Affordable Post-Secondary Education.
- Privacy.
- It's illegal to lie on the news.
And many canadians value a type of freedom that you dont have in the usa:
- The freedom not to be subject to abuse from others.
Which is why our freedom of speech is more limited than the american equivalent. Hate Speech isn't protected here under freedom of speech, its a criminal offense.
If your New Moorluckia has those things I mentioned that the USA does not, I just might want to move there.
I'm a bit iffy on your allowed slavery. Its wrong to collect slaves from foreign countries. Slavery should be a sentence for serious crimes, to make the prisons more affordable.
Annexing Canada would be very difficult!
We dont like your american style government. Thats why we stay up here.
Personally I value the following things too much to move to the USA:
- Privacy.
- Affordable Healthcare.
- Privacy.
- Affordable Post-Secondary Education.
- Privacy.
- It's illegal to lie on the news.And many canadians value a type of freedom that you dont have in the usa:
- The freedom not to be subject to abuse from others.Which is why our freedom of speech is more limited than the american equivalent. Hate Speech isn't protected here under freedom of speech, its a criminal offense.
If your New Moorluckia has those things I mentioned that the USA does not, I just might want to move there.
I'm a bit iffy on your allowed slavery. Its wrong to collect slaves from foreign countries. Slavery should be a sentence for serious crimes, to make the prisons more affordable.
I understand your concerns DH. However I should like to remind you that New Moorluckia, although sharing a bit in common with the U.S. is it's own realm, and also shares much in common with the illustrious nation of Canada. This is one of the reasons why I wish to annex you, so that we can take the best of two great nations! :D
As for your fear of slavery, perish the thought my friend from the way way north! All of these fine workers will be paid, very well and with full benefits I might add, free and of their own will.
Prisons? Those will be a thing of the past! Never more will your hard earned tax dollars go to supporting the wicked, not when they can provide valuable public entertainment free of charge... in other words...
I hope this has helped ease your concerns about the impending, and unavoidable, future of our world.
Ooh. that sounds pretty good. I'm liking the Sound of New Moorluckia, but how are you going to differ from your competitors, the Yellow Dingo city state and the Ambrosia Salad Nation?
Ah, it's not in how I differ, but that I do in every way.
For one thing Mrs. Slaad is a dear friend of mine, even serving on my cabinet. With me you get not just the two of us, but a host of colorful and benevolent lords to oversee all aspects of life. We work tirelessly to ensure that each and every citizen is happy, content, and has every opportunity to fulfill their hearts desire.
With a dingo you get... well... fleas?
i must say i like the sound of Moorluckia. i have a proposition for you: i conquor australia and asia, converting them into the FuelDrop dominion, complete with robot police and rice. you take america (north and south) and europe. the yellow dingo city state can take africa, and possibly the middle east. we then allow free travel between the states so that everyone can end up with the government they hate least, and we pool our scientific and millitary resources for the advancement and betterment of cyborg kind... i mean mankind. oh, and we get those planitary defences up and running, manned by representatives of all three nations.
in any case, we all know the aliens will attack the former USA first. it's what they always do in the movies!
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They do always attack the USA first in the movies!
For Moorluckia: I dont want all aspects of life overseen. I basically just want to be left alone to do my own thing. Hence Privacy being listed several times. lol.
So long as the overseeing involves allowing the citizens lots of privacy, it sounds pretty good.
Can we bring back bounty hunters, and maybe get vigilante licenses, and laws to regulate vengeance instead of banning it? that would be pretty sweet.
Ooh. that sounds pretty good. I'm liking the Sound of New Moorluckia, but how are you going to differ from your competitors, the Yellow Dingo city state and the Ambrosia Salad Nation?Ah, it's not in how I differ, but that I do in every way.
For one thing Mrs. Slaad is a dear friend of mine, even serving on my cabinet. With me you get not just the two of us, but a host of colorful and benevolent lords to oversee all aspects of life. We work tirelessly to ensure that each and every citizen is happy, content, and has every opportunity to fulfill their hearts desire.
With a dingo you get... well... fleas?
This New Moorluckia thing does sound kindda nice but I'm afraid I'm gonna haf ta grab my guns and my like minded friends and start a rebellion/resistance movement etc etc. Nothing against you Mr. Lord President it's just that I enjoy a good fight and when you take over there's gonna be some good ones.
I'm already planning my rebel base and the propaganda I'll use to justify my acts of aggression against your government and heck if I can get the religious groups in on it that'll extend the fun for years.Best of luck to you Mr. Lord President.
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Ah Lord Moorluck, You missed one slight problem part of the United States in particular new England is mine when the United States falls. I have already put everything in place. I am to be Baron of New England or Count I haven't figured out the correct title yet but I am afraid I will have to fight quite vehemently to ensure this happens. If necessary I will support those other factions like our friend above. You have been put on notice. New England is mine.
So speaks the great Orc God.
i must say i like the sound of Moorluckia. i have a proposition for you: i conquor australia and asia, converting them into the FuelDrop dominion, complete with robot police and rice. you take america (north and south) and europe. the yellow dingo city state can take africa, and possibly the middle east. we then allow free travel between the states so that everyone can end up with the government they hate least, and we pool our scientific and millitary resources for the advancement and betterment of cyborg kind... i mean mankind. oh, and we get those planitary defences up and running, manned by representatives of all three nations.
in any case, we all know the aliens will attack the former USA first. it's what they always do in the movies!
I shall take these motions under advisement before my Great Council, but the aliens are no longer a concern... I sent them pics of First Lady Solnes from that Christmas party a few years back and... well... let's just say they died of dehydration.
They do always attack the USA first in the movies!
For Moorluckia: I dont want all aspects of life overseen. I basically just want to be left alone to do my own thing. Hence Privacy being listed several times. lol.
So long as the overseeing involves allowing the citizens lots of privacy, it sounds pretty good.
Can we bring back bounty hunters, and maybe get vigilante licenses, and laws to regulate vengeance instead of banning it? that would be pretty sweet.
All citizens of New Moorluckia have the right, no, THE DUTY, to take up arms and administer the Peoples Justice by laying the Final smackdown upon the deserving!
Now, see here... this... proposed... Moorluckia "nation" would... require the great U.S... to... cede too many of... its sovereign territories. If you persist... I'll be forced... to respond... with all of the great nation's... resources... in a sternly worded admonishment.
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Ooh. that sounds pretty good. I'm liking the Sound of New Moorluckia, but how are you going to differ from your competitors, the Yellow Dingo city state and the Ambrosia Salad Nation?Ah, it's not in how I differ, but that I do in every way.
For one thing Mrs. Slaad is a dear friend of mine, even serving on my cabinet. With me you get not just the two of us, but a host of colorful and benevolent lords to oversee all aspects of life. We work tirelessly to ensure that each and every citizen is happy, content, and has every opportunity to fulfill their hearts desire.
With a dingo you get... well... fleas?
This New Moorluckia thing does sound kindda nice but I'm afraid I'm gonna haf ta grab my guns and my like minded friends and start a rebellion/resistance movement etc etc. Nothing against you Mr. Lord President it's just that I enjoy a good fight and when you take over there's gonna be some good ones.
I'm already planning my rebel base and the propaganda I'll use to justify my acts of aggression against your government and heck if I can get the religious groups in on it that'll extend the fun for years.Best of luck to you Mr. Lord President.
I understand your position Mr. Tindall, in fact I applaud it! Who doesn't love a good scrap?
If it helps you can have California, or the desert wasteland that currently bears that name, to serve as your Wasteland Hideout.
I will have no need for it after I drop the first 500 warheads in retaliation for what Hollywood has been shoving in our faces for the past decade.
And best of luck to you too Sir!
Ah Lord Moorluck, You missed one slight problem part of the United States in particular new England is mine when the United States falls. I have already put everything in place. I am to be Baron of New England or Count I haven't figured out the correct title yet but I am afraid I will have to fight quite vehemently to ensure this happens. If necessary I will support those other factions like our friend above. You have been put on notice. New England is mine.
So speaks the great Orc God.
Why fight when you can simply accept a place on my Great Council and be awarded New Engla... New ORCland as a fully vested home for your noble and bloodthirsty people.
Will New Moorluckia not need a place for Orckind to grow strong and mighty so as better to crush our mutual foes in the coming wars?
I support LPM and will vote for him. ~starts to sharpen my knife, load my guns, get the explosives ready, and make the poison for my eventual coup after LPM has been elected~
I am disappointed with you, Planet Houston.
There is only one way to settle this.
Your knees, worms.
I am disappointed with you, Planet Houston.
There is only one way to settle this.
Your knees, worms.
You want our knees and worms....? You can have some worms but I would prefer to keep my knees thank you.
Maybe you are warning us that there are worms on our knees?
Or do you want the knees of our worms....? Ummm worms don't have knees, you being an alien and all can be forgiven for that basic mistake in earth biology.
My cyborg utopia is currently recruiting, for those of you fleshlings who feel like an upgrade. and don't worry, unlike some other cyber races we don't believe in conscription. after all, we seek only to improve quality of life!