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All of your plans will be for naught. My millennial reign is forthcoming.

Just as soon as I conquer the Babylonian Kardashian.

-ett
Rev 3:16


Sissyl wrote:
I want an orbital mind control laser.

No, you don't, not really. Steve Jackson charges huge royalties on them, and if you try to avoid paying him by launching from countries that don't respect his patents, suddenly your mission control crew does stupid things that cause your rockets to crash. And you can get about 80% of the effect at 20% of the cost with weather balloons equipped with high-altitude disposable masers with emotion control circuitry.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

I would like to take this opportunity to say that football is for ninnies and that, furthermore, as the flagbearers of Dorkmash's Evil New England Empire, I hope the Patriots get spanked.

Go Giants!

In yo' face, Dorkmash.!


see wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
I want an orbital mind control laser.
No, you don't, not really. Steve Jackson charges huge royalties on them, and if you try to avoid paying him by launching from countries that don't respect his patents, suddenly your mission control crew does stupid things that cause your rockets to crash. And you can get about 80% of the effect at 20% of the cost with weather balloons equipped with high-altitude disposable masers with emotion control circuitry.

I hate to say it, but...

Curses! Foiled again!

I guess there is a point to paying homage to the classics. We all know the giants of our history. Dr Milton Fernwick, the man who coined the phrase "They thought I was mad! But I will show them, oh yes, I will show them ALL!!!", was an inspiration to us all.

Okay, weather balloons and masers. Time for some artificial happiness.


Hey Dorkmash,

Didja see what M.I.A. did? That was from me. To you.

M.I.A. is down with the goblins, didn't you know?!

Clicks link and starts doing a lascivious dance

[Fixed link]


Yes Mr Anklebiter

They came by in their cars and a few young girls it was quite drole. He had them sent back to you in one piece. Gruumash and I had a laugh at them we then went out for a wonderful dinner followed by a long evening of private entertainment. Gruumash is a bit displeased with his Patriots performance so the MIA girls driving around in their cars was a pleasant distraction but I made him feel even better later that evening. He has forgotten his troubles and is quite happy now.
I did send you some copies of my movies hopefully you are enjoying them.

Sincerely,

Monica

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