I KNEW IT!
I'm not a CIA plant. Don't eat me!
I got nothing to do with it. Nothing in it for me. Who wants tea?
I prefer coffee myself.
You again! Curses! Foiled again!
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Damn you, you rich fat cat illuminati bastiches!
*returns to moment of silence for Steve Jobs*
You will pay dearly for your insolence, mortal goblin. Dearly, I say!
YOU WILL JOIN ME IN THE AFTERLIFE!
*pffft*
been "payin dearly" for my "insolence" since second grade.
Tell me something new, Sherlock.
I ain't 'fraid o' no ghost!
Who ya gonna call?
ADBUSTERS!
What about Abdusters?
What about Abdusters?
Don't you have obscene profits to make raping Brazils resources? Begone plutocrat before we hang you from a telephone pole!
What about Abdusters?
With Abdusters, you'll have sparkly clean abs everywhere you go. Embarrassing dirty midriffs are a thing of the past! You worked hard for that 6 pack. Make it shine with Abdusters!
we sew the seed, and nature grows the seed, then we eat the seed.
Property is theft, Vivian! Stop being so bloody boy-joy-zee!
Apple pie for everyone!
The only thing better than a patriot is a patriot with pie!
What about Abdusters?Don't you have obscene profits to make raping Brazils resources? Begone plutocrat before we hang you from a telephone pole!
Pay no attention to the evil genius behind the curtain.
Bong hit?
My question is: where were all these people when bler dee bler bler?
Yeah, where do they live?
I live in a mansion. Which one depends on which time of day it is.
Curse your teleportation gates, Jorge Soreass! You're everywhere all the time, sewing chaos with every move! Glynn Blecch is right! Your evil schemes to destroy all that is good and true must not prevail!
How do you know I haven't already succeeded?
WHY WONT ANYONE TAX ME! <sob>
Did someone say "Ax me"?
Aye.
Is this where I'm supposed to lead people to rescue little Timmy after he falls?
WHY WONT ANYONE TAX ME! <sob>
Because you're a billionaire, and you pay lobbyists to make sure no one can, silly! It's just what we do. Tee hee!
I don't mind paying taxes, since I get it all back by cashing in on economic upheavel....and by using lots of coupons at the grocery store.
I don't mind paying taxes, since I get it all back by cashing in on economic upheavel....and by using lots of coupons at the grocery store.
Curse you, Jorge Soreass! Either way, you win your dirty, rigged game! YOU PRINT THE COUPONS!
Oh, wait. So do I...
I also create the economic upheaval.
You got addicted to crack out there? Good for you! But I want to be clear: You buy your drugs with the money the rest of us paid for; you patronize social workers and doctors the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your Section Eight housing because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry about actually contributing to society, because of the work the rest of us did.
Now look, you had three kids and now want to be paid to stay home permanently? God bless. Have fun with the AFDC check. But part of the underlying social contract is you take some of that government money and try to get yourself out of the sad situation you are in, especially for the future of the next kid you pop out.
Did someone mention drugs? Cool dude. Bong hit?
Huzzah!
Lest we forget why we're here, allow me to remind everyone of the evil that these Well Streeter's have committed.
Lest we forget why we're here, allow me to remind everyone of the evil that these Well Streeter's have committed.
Arr! Keelhaul the lot o' em, says I! Their evil be knowin' no bounds, arr.
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Is this where I'm supposed to lead people to rescue little Timmy after he falls?
Little Timmy is too big to fall. I mean seriously; his waist is wider around than the opening to the well. The worst that'll happen is he'd stuck in the opening and the rest of us would die from lack of water.
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So....thirsty.
MATT DAMON!!!
Not without orange juice and vodka it isn't.