Axes can solve all kinds of problems. From chopping down trees, to chopping down doors so you can get to your loved ones, or even defending yourself against mean, old zombies who want to eat my marvelous and stunning brain - we've got an axe for every occasion. And they make very interesting topics of conversation. I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to spend hours (or even days) endlessly going over the wonderful things I think about axes?!?
If you don't like axes, prefering swords or *shudder* bludgeoning (for you non-intellectual neanderthals) weapons , then I'm here to tell you that you're wrong, and I've got the opinion to prove it.