Lizzie'sSycophant's page

15 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.


1/2 human, 1/2Troll


Fighter 5/Cultist 3

Special Abilities

Weapon Training (Axes) +1, Resist Fire 10, Resist Acid 10


should have been eliminated from the game because I don't like it


Insert needless and bigoted statement against religion here


Anywhere that people don't want me


Common, Trollish


Axe Maker/Sharpener

Charisma 2

About Lizzie'sSycophant

I have a degree in advanced axe-making, and a patent on an axe that chops 35% more efficiently than a regular axe. I've also made some really cutting accomplishments.

Cutting! Get it?

Of course you don't - you're not me.

I've come here to show you how it's done - and by "it" I mean everything. No, no. You don't have to thank me. It's the least I can do for lesser beings.

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.

Battleaxe, 1d6 (s), 1d8 (m), Crit x3
Dwarven Waraxe, 1d8 (s), 1d10 (m), Crit x3
Greataxe, 1d10 (s), 1d12 (m), Crit x3
Handaxe, 1d4 (s), 1d6 (m), Crit x3
Orc Doubleaxe, 1d6/1d6 (s), 1d8/1d8 (m), Crit x3, Special double
Throwing Axe, 1d4 (s), 1d6 (m), Crit x2, Range 10 ft

Axes can solve all kinds of problems. From chopping down trees, to chopping down doors so you can get to your loved ones, or even defending yourself against mean, old zombies who want to eat my marvelous and stunning brain - we've got an axe for every occasion. And they make very interesting topics of conversation. I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to spend hours (or even days) endlessly going over the wonderful things I think about axes?!?

If you don't like axes, prefering swords or *shudder* bludgeoning (for you non-intellectual neanderthals) weapons , then I'm here to tell you that you're wrong, and I've got the opinion to prove it.