Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sharaya]

Will: It must be nice to have a sugar-coated internet, [redacted].

[Steve Geddes]

Sharaya wrote:

Will: It must be nice to have a sugar-coated internet, [redacted].

It was. Then I played Cards Against Humanity and my browser history is now decidedly unclean with things I can't unlearn.

[Sharaya]

Katina: Instead of Grab-N-Go, it's Stab-N-Go.

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens?

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens?

I'd read it.

[Alanya]

Rysky wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted]: 50 Shades of Grey Maidens?

I'd read it.

It has to be better than the original...

[Chris Lambertz]

Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle.

O.O

Someone has angered The Robot enough for her to ban him from the Paizo office.

[Haladir]

Rysky the Dark Solarian wrote:

Rysky: first off, thank you for not making gimmicky dice a part of the system.

Mona: oh yeah, phew, you don't have to worry about that.

Jason: yeah, he shot down my idea for a 3.14 die.

*Mona nods*

Mona: … you have a pie die?!?!

Well... I've got a d3 and a d14...

[Haladir]

Sara Marie wrote:

Katina: Oh, the internet.

Katina: Theoretically one of human's greatest tools, but also... that

Behold the Internet! The sum total of all of human knowledge available to anyone at a glace... which we use to look at pictures of cats and to get into arguments with strangers.

[Limeylongears]

Haladir wrote:

Rysky the Dark Solarian wrote:

Rysky: first off, thank you for not making gimmicky dice a part of the system.

Mona: oh yeah, phew, you don't have to worry about that.

Jason: yeah, he shot down my idea for a 3.14 die.

*Mona nods*

Mona: … you have a pie die?!?!

Well... I've got a d3 and a d14...

Are you playing Dungeon Crawl Classics, by any chance?

[Wraithguard]

Rysky wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Myself ... if he's not careful, he'll find himself walking that way carrying a bindle.

O.O

Someone has angered The Robot enough for her to ban him from the Paizo office.

There is something deeply unsettling with this. I'm having a hard time sorting through the different feelings this evokes, but it's like a mix of pity and maybe dread.

[Mark Moreland]

Crystal: Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.

[Sharaya]

Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends
Katina: Friendship is blood magic!

[Sara Marie]

katina: make them terrified AND have an existential crisis

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Sharaya wrote:

Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends

Katina: Friendship is blood magic!

True friends bleed for you?

[Limeylongears]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: make them terrified AND have an existential crisis

Ah, she's been watching Teletubbies too.

[Rysky]

Sharaya wrote:

Robot Chris: That would have been a terrible typo... Blood of Friends

Katina: Friendship is blood magic!

I'd buy it.

[Cosmo]

Katina: I don't know that show well enough to know what they're singing/saying, so I'm just hearing it in my head as gargling screams.

[Katina Davis]

Judy: Was there a pokécrisis? Usually when the editor cube empties out, I assume it's Pokémon-related.

[Erik Keith]

Erik K: The paperclips come in red and black, so pick your favorite Cheliax color.
Lissa: Black is everyone's favorite Cheliax color.
Erik K: Actually now that I'm totally overthinking this isn't black a shade and not a color?
Lissa: I'll give you shade!

[Thurston Hillman]

Thurston: You may now enjoy the joy of [[REDACTED]]
Lyz: No one will ever live up to Hats.
Thurston:That will be on my tombstone.
Lyz: RIP Thurston Hillman
"No one will ever live up to Hats."

[Sara Marie]

redacted: Cooperative? Psh

redacted: I want to WIN at Pathfinding!

redacted: I'M GONNA FIND ALL THE PATHS

[John Napier 698]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: Cooperative? Psh

redacted: I want to WIN at Pathfinding!

redacted:I'M GONNA FIND ALL THE PATHS

"Gotta catch 'em all!" No, wait. That's Pokemon.

[Sara Marie]

redacted: Well, just put some plastic or newspaper down on the floor before you pour gravy all over yourself
redacted: I'm not cleaning that up

[Sara Marie]

katina: whoops, i had accidentally clicked back to my email before typing
katina: so ended up with “hahahaha Sincerely, Katina”

[Sharaya]

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

[Tonya Woldridge]

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

[Diego Valdez]

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

[Rysky]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

But... but your Animal Companion is your best buddy ;_;

[Erik Keith]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

Udderly delicious.

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.

Thank you for bringing it up, Diego!

[gran rey de los mono]

Rysky wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

But... but your Animal Companion is your best buddy ;_;

And he is best when he is a porterhouse, medium-rare, with a baked potato on the side.

[Rysky]

;_; ;_; ;_;

[Flutter]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

*tap tapntaps pointy stick*

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Yeah, kind of with the folks that are 'cows are friends, not food' crew here.

If they're an Animal companion, it's like one's killing a part of one's self.

On the other hand, if they die horribly in battle and you have limited resources, I could see no greater honor than taking part of them into one's self, that they might continue to exist in some form...

[John Napier 698]

It's like asking a Paladin to consume his or her Summoned Mount.

[Wei Ji the Learner]

A paladin's mount is probably tough in order to carry around a heavily armored holy warrior. And also, the body might be required to 'make good' on getting another one.

Though, of course, in PFS it could get really weird really quick given what happens at the end of a scenario if one's Companion Entity's conditions are not cleared...

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Erik Keith wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

Udderly delicious.

I just.. I just wanted to say thank you for that, and that is no bull.

[Drejk]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

Ignorant savage!

*waves banner representing a pig*

[Wei Ji the Learner]

...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...

[Drejk]

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...

Eh, if I only thought of it while writing...

Ignorant sausage: noun. A person showing signs of culinary ignorance.

[Set]

Drejk wrote:

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

...not going to lie, read that three times as 'ignorant sausage'...

Eh, if I only thought of it while writing...

Ignorant sausage: noun. A person showing signs of culinary ignorance.

Ignorant sausage: noun. A sausage made from ignorant people.

[Woran]

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

A paladin's mount is probably tough in order to carry around a heavily armored holy warrior. And also, the body might be required to 'make good' on getting another one.

Though, of course, in PFS it could get really weird really quick given what happens at the end of a scenario if one's Companion Entity's conditions are not cleared...

Horses are delicious!

[Set]

Woran wrote:

Horses are delicious!

"Willllbur! Don't eat me!"

[Unbegreiflich]

Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:

Erik Keith wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Tonya Woldridge wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Diego, looking through Ultimate Wilderness: ...I CAN HAVE A COW ANIMAL COMPANION NOW!

That does not give you permission to eat your animal companion every adventure!

Or does it!? Cows are the best, and most delicious animal!

Udderly delicious.

I just.. I just wanted to say thank you for that, and that is no bull.

Sir Loin didn't want to steer you into a legen-dairy miss-steak.

[doctor_wu]

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.

Thank you for bringing it up, Diego!

This has me thinking iron chef golarion.

[Set]

doctor_wu wrote:

This has me thinking iron chef golarion.

Can Chef Wu cook this pyrohydra before it cooks her? Coming right up on Iron Chef Golarion!

[Sara Marie]

doctor_wu wrote:

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

Okay, the idea of having a 'battle cattle' regiment is warming my chilly reception of Wilderness. Somewhat.

Thank you for bringing it up, Diego!

This has me thinking iron chef golarion.

Project Runway Golarion comes first.

[Sharaya]

Katina: Say hello to your sandwich for me!