Overheard at the Paizo office

[IDTheftVictim]

What is that pungent stench?

[Friendly Neighborhood Cultist]

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: I’ve heard of the warehouse raptors, didn’t know there were roof pterodactyls.

It makes me happy that Paizuzu...ahem...Paizo is working on beating Amazon with the introduction of delivery drones (and possibly hunting those down).

[John Napier 698]

Friendly Neighborhood Cultist wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: I’ve heard of the warehouse raptors, didn’t know there were roof pterodactyls.

It makes me happy that Paizuzu...ahem...Paizo is working on beating Amazon with the introduction of delivery drones (and possibly hunting those down).

*Puts on Black suit and sunglasses* Excuse me, sir. We do not permit the discussion of secret projects, especially the remote-controlled TIE Strikers. You'll have to come with us.

[Friendly Neighborhood Cultist]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Friendly Neighborhood Cultist wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: I’ve heard of the warehouse raptors, didn’t know there were roof pterodactyls.

It makes me happy that Paizuzu...ahem...Paizo is working on beating Amazon with the introduction of delivery drones (and possibly hunting those down).

*Puts on Black suit and sunglasses* Excuse me, sir. We do not permit the discussion of secret projects, especially the remote-controlled TIE Strikers. You'll have to come with us.

Oh my, I am merely an admirer...let me introduce you to my...patron...I am sure he will explain the situation to you.

[John Napier 698]

We'll bring him along, as well. The Agency would like to explain things to the both of you. As well as have both of you sign some NDAs.

[Mark Moreland]

F. Wesley Schneider: This isn't me jumping on a sword, it's me dodging a bullet.

[Christopher Anthony]

Cosmo: 100% chance that anyone who says this is a complete [redacted].

[Sara Marie]

katina: You were all briefly safe from puns and you didn’t even know it.
cosmo: Oh, we knew it.
cosmo: And “safe” is a relative term.
...
cosmo: A whole universe of possible puns.
katina: Wave after wave after wave of puns
katina: all the colors of the rainbow, colors of the rainbow

[ulgulanoth]

at Paizo, when it rains, it puns

[Deacon Teddy, Cult of Cosmo]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: And “safe” is a relative term.

Especially when Cosmo is around.

[Sara Marie]

katina: not all of us can be Cosmo, thank God

[Diego Valdez]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: You were all briefly safe from puns and you didn’t even know it.

cosmo: Oh, we knew it.
cosmo: And “safe” is a relative term.
...
cosmo: A whole universe of possible puns.
katina: Wave after wave after wave of puns
katina: all the colors of the rainbow, colors of the rainbow

*Sobs forever*

*Whisper* Someone help me!

[Sara Marie]

redacted: cant we just make it so every time someone clicks post button we get a sliver of their soul

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: cant we just make it so every time someone clicks post button we get a sliver of their soul

{puts on barrister wig*} It'd be easier just to put a soul trap in the Paizo.com website EULA. And then booby-soul trap the EULA.

* Deluxe wigs, toupees, fake eyelashes, merkins, and hairshirts of all varieties, handmade by the finest-skilled damned hobgoblins, are just one department in Cosmo's Affably Affordable Evil Emporium.

[Cosmo]

Katina: Welp, I guess I have to go into the laxatives business with a name like that.

[Steve Geddes]

Katina Latrina?

[havoc xiii]

Steve Geddes wrote:

Katina Latrina?

Did they change it to Latrina? Cause I heard it used to be something else.

[Katina Davis]

havoc xiii wrote:

Steve Geddes wrote:

Katina Latrina?

Did they change it to Latrina? Cause I heard it used to be something else.

Yeah, we changed it in the 9th century. Used to be S**tina!

[Steve Geddes]

Good call.

[Limeylongears]

Cosmo wrote:

Katina: Welp, I guess I have to go into the laxatives business with a name like that.

Prunefinder?

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Katina Davis wrote:

havoc xiii wrote:

Steve Geddes wrote:

Katina Latrina?

Did they change it to Latrina? Cause I heard it used to be something else.

Yeah, we changed it in the 9th century. Used to be S**tina!

Adventure Path that feels like a Mel Brooks movie, WHEN?

[Sharaya]

TL;DR: Because Cosmo
Katina: I learned that you can use the reflection on the coffee pot to watch the door

[Sara Marie]

redacted: when they baptise you it's not water you're being dipped in, it's liquid guilt

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: when they baptise you it's not water you're being dipped in, it's liquid guilt

OK, that is/was a Roman Catholic talking.

[Feros]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: when they baptise you it's not water you're being dipped in, it's liquid guilt

OK, that is/was a Roman Catholic talking.

Amen, Sister!

[thunderspirit]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: when they baptise you it's not water you're being dipped in, it's liquid guilt

OK, that is/was a Roman Catholic talking.

Well, from my own personal background, I believe it could be Lutheran too — Catholic Lite, with none of the Pope but all of the guilt!

[Sara Marie]

katina: That just makes me wonder what cooking shows on Golarion would be like

sara marie: the Great Golarion Bake Off?

sara marie: hosted by Valeros and Alain
sara marie: with Harsk and Meri Beri* as judges

*(aka Merisiel)

[KingOfAnything]

Harsk knows what makes a delicious tea biscuit.

[Niemand]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: cant we just make it so every time someone clicks post button we get a sliver of their soul

are you SURE? (think about some of the *redacted* moderated posts, could be icky karma)

besides, I use a stuffed animal to click tha buttons that way tha 'puter viruses can't get me... safe posting in 2017...

[Unbegreiflich]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: That just makes me wonder what cooking shows on Golarion would be like ...

changeling grandma's bake THE BEST COOKIES (and gingerbread).

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: And I have 3 bathrooms that i got from IKEA that I don't like.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: ...and now i want fan art of iconics going through airport security

sara marie: Daji in a cat carrier

katina: Amiri, fighting with the lady at the counter who is telling her she cannot bring a GIGANTIC SWORD in her carryon

sara marie: Yoon crying as he has to send Gom Gom through the x-ray machine, Ezren trying to tell him it will be ok, "He’s just going for a little ride through the tunnel, we can pick him up on the other side!"

katina: I just had a vision of a water elemental walking up to the TSA and the agent frantically flipping through their employee handbook for how to handle it, “I think you have to get in the garbage can? Or divide yourself up into multiple 3 oz bottles”

[GM_Beernorg]

Owww hey 3 oz bottles, just like Diego's tears come in!

Economy elemental class seating...

[Hungry Ogre]

KingOfAnything wrote:

Harsk knows what makes a delicious tea biscuit.

Harsk would make a delicious tea biscuit.

[Insane KillMaster]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: That just makes me wonder what cooking shows on Golarion would be like

sara marie: the Great Golarion Bake Off?

sara marie: hosted by Valeros and Alain
sara marie: with Harsk and Meri Beri* as judges

*(aka Merisiel)

I don't think Alain is a good idea... unless this uses scandals as publicity.

[My Life Is In Ruins]

with Expeditious Excavation on her spell list Feiya could be a Ditch Witch... something like a Hedge Wizard with Shrubberies...

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary: The collective noun for a group of programmers is a merge-conflict.

[Iammars]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: Yoon crying as he has to send Gom Gom through the x-ray machine, Ezren trying to tell him it will be ok, "He’s just going for a little ride through the tunnel, we can pick him up on the other side!"

I have actually sent Gom-Gom through the x-ray machine before. He has survived perfectly fine every time. (The rest of my bag, on the other hand, has not. Turns out that x-ray machines don't like chainmail dice bags.)

[Sharaya]

diego: I'm confident that there is not more than one grandma in a single loaf of bread

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya wrote:

diego: I'm confident that there is not more than one grandma in a single loaf of bread

Not in normal bread, no. That's why you splurge for the whole-wheat, multi-gran bread.

[Steve Geddes]

Katina Davis wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

diego: I'm confident that there is not more than one grandma in a single loaf of bread

Not in normal bread, no. That's why you splurge for the whole-wheat, multi-gran bread.

Welcome back to the office, Diego.

[Diego Valdez]

Steve Geddes wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

diego: I'm confident that there is not more than one grandma in a single loaf of bread

Not in normal bread, no. That's why you splurge for the whole-wheat, multi-gran bread.

Welcome back to the office, Diego.

I should have just stayed at the convention center forever...

[Katina Davis]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Steve Geddes wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

diego: I'm confident that there is not more than one grandma in a single loaf of bread

Not in normal bread, no. That's why you splurge for the whole-wheat, multi-gran bread.

Welcome back to the office, Diego.

I should have just stayed at the convention center forever...

My work here is done.

[Vic Wertz]

Katina Davis wrote:

...multi-gran bread.

...oh, it huuurts us....

[Vic Wertz]

Diego Valdez wrote:

I should have just stayed at the convention center forever...

I know, right? It's only two months until the Florida Roofing & Sheet Metal Expo!

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

I should have just stayed at the convention center forever...

I know, right? It's only two months until the Florida Roofing & Sheet Metal Expo!

Careful, if one stays in Florida too long...

Spoiler:

...the radiation could turn one into FLORIDA MAN! or FLORIDA WOMAN!...

[Scribbling Rambler]

Remember Diego and Katina, puns are only bad if sheep say them.

[William Ellis]

Sara Marie: how many cubits is a rubit

[NobodysHome]

William Ellis wrote:

Sara Marie: how many cubits is a rubit

Depends. Is the rubit cubed?