Overheard at the Paizo office

[Red Shirt # 44]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Sutter: We are masters of the dots.

DoTs are the best because they prevent stealthing away and really amp your DPS.

HEALS PLZ

[Chemlak]

Red Shirt # 44 wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Sutter: We are masters of the dots.

DoTs are the best because they prevent stealthing away and really amp your DPS.

HEALS PLZ

Dude, it won't help. We all know you'll be dead in the next scene.

[Drock11]

Lamontius wrote:

was christopher flat-footed, flanked or denied his DEX bonus to AC at the time

I'm going to go and guess helpless so it's all three. Being flanked is kind of sketchy, but I'm sure whatever inanimate object that was opposite of him was working against him to pull it off.

[Jessica Price]

Ryan: You'd have to spray the past.

[GW Lawyer]

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

GW Lawyer wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INTERN!

jessica: Don't tell her she's the blood intern, it will go to her head

liz: And her head will swell up and axsplode like an overstuffed stirge

My client insists this unlicensed parody of GW property cease and desist immediately. This is your last warning or my client will be forced to attempt to sue you and fail miserably.

You are bad representatives of Chaos and you should feel bad, yeeesssss.

I will have you know that we are very good representatives of Chaos which is also a GW property and you should be mindful that no one is immune from the legal actions of GW.

[Mythic JMD031]

Drejk wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: I quietly stab Christopher

christopher: Yay! Meaningful interaction with a coworker! My therapist will be so proud!

ashley: what kind of crack-pot encourages meaningful interactions with your coworkers?

Have somebody told Christopher that being victim of a random stabbing isn't meaningful interaction?

As a therapist, I will say that depends on the individual's personality. This may in fact be "meaningful interaction".

[Gentleman Nurn]

GW Lawyer wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

GW Lawyer wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INTERN!

jessica: Don't tell her she's the blood intern, it will go to her head

liz: And her head will swell up and axsplode like an overstuffed stirge

My client insists this unlicensed parody of GW property cease and desist immediately. This is your last warning or my client will be forced to attempt to sue you and fail miserably.

You are bad representatives of Chaos and you should feel bad, yeeesssss.

I will have you know that we are very good representatives of Chaos which is also a GW property and you should be mindful that no one is immune from the legal actions of GW.

Come on down to Pandaemonium if you think you can stand the heat.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Jessica Price wrote:

Ryan: You'd have to spray the past.

To disinfect it or mark your territory?

[Set]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Ryan: You'd have to spray the past.

To disinfect it or mark your territory?

Both.

"We should just take off and nuke the past from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[Christopher Anthony]

Gary: a bucket of titanium super robotic worms tied into gordian knots of writhing knives bristling with man-o-war tendrils and possibly lasers

[Lamontius]

with armor spikes?
and how do the armor spikes interact with the other weapons?
can we get an FAQ on this?

[Sara Marie]

gary: gimme a weasel and a couple hours and i'll let you know

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I wonder if a tribble is more like a meatball
robot chris: you just peel like orange and drop in the spaghetti

[Gentleman Nurn]

Yeeesssss.

[,]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I wonder if a tribble is more like a meatball

robot chris: you just peel like orange and drop in the spaghetti

(O_o)

(>_<)

[Sara Marie]

christopher: we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off.

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off.

OK, whose animal companion/familiar are we talking about here? Or were you referring to Cosmo?

[Rysky]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off.

OK, whose animal companion/familiar are we talking about here? Or were you referring to Cosmo?

I now have a mental image of Cosmo scrunching around the office like a caterpillar nommin on some footsies.

[Drock11]

Lamontius wrote:

with armor spikes?

and how do the armor spikes interact with the other weapons?
can we get an FAQ on this?

I now want armor spikes abilities that operate as free actions. I also want to know if I can use them more than twice in a round if I speak. Come on Jason and Sean get on that stuff. ;)

[PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: we can ignore it until it bites the other foot off.

OK, whose animal companion/familiar are we talking about here?

{alarmed and agitated} "They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the g$$+#~n walls. Let's book!"

Readerbreeder wrote:

Or were you referring to Cosmo?

{even more alarmed and agitated} "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f!@* are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

[Mythic JMD031]

Why do I get the feeling that Cosmo is a much bigger force of nature in our imaginations than in reality?

[Rysky]

Your mind makes it real.

[Cheapy]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Why do I get the feeling that Cosmo is a much bigger force of nature in our imaginations than in reality?

It's like Cthulhu. Our minds simply cannot grasp the idea of Cosmo. So we belittle him until he is comprehensible. Many of us have pierced the veil of reality, and see Cosmo for what he really is. Far more than others like yourself.

Come, JMD. Join us.

[Mythic JMD031]

I'm just fine thank you. I'm mythic after all, and I want to keep that going.

[Erik Keith]

Crystal: [Redacted]
Christopher:You grabbed the inhaler and not the pepper spray, right?

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: I didn't think you'd be in after [Redacted]

Gary: What?! Are you kidding?

Crystal: How many painkillers are you on?

Gary: Ehehehehhhheeeeee...

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: Salutations, Liz, Queen of the Webstore

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: We publish games involving cooperative storytelling about fighting vampires, dragons, zombies and goblins

Sara Marie: we are not "normal"

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Normal is overrated.

[Cosmo]

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Normal is overrated.

I couldn't agree more.

[Hordshyrd]

Cosmo wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Normal is overrated.

I couldn't agree more.

Here Here!....

Hear Hear?....
What is the proper spelling for that exclamation?

[havoc xiii]

Someone told me I was normal once...I had never been so insulted in my entire life.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

I'm so sorry.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: [Redacted]

robot chris: this is why we can't have nice things... and also why we have the soda machine

[Feros]

I take it the soda machine is not a nice thing?

[zylphryx]

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: what's wrong with [redacted]?

ensemble: [redacted]

liz: Perhaps I need to visit HR.

jessica: I think I shouldn't google this on my work computer...

liz: You should not

ashley: you are correct

cosmo: Not with SafeSearch off, at least...

robot chris: Note to Self: Do not ever Google anything ever.

...

jessica: oh

...

jessica: oh dear.

[Adam Daigle]

John: Shoot it 'til the grammar stops hurtin'.

[Cassidy Werner]

zylphryx wrote:

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

Only in exchange for kittens and quarters.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: who needs the internet to ruin things for me? i have my coworkers! <3

[Jessica Price]

Ashley: I SHALL COOK YOU LOW AND SLOW

[Sara Marie]

christopher: It has the texture of good beef, but a flavor that's hard to describe.

[Drock11]

Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: We publish games involving cooperative storytelling about fighting vampires, dragons, zombies and goblins

Sara Marie: we are not "normal"

Is this a way of saying we are adults that like to play make believe?

Truth be told I feel some sadness for people that have lost that at some time as they got older.

[zylphryx]

Cassidy Werner wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

Only in exchange for kittens and quarters.

How do the kittens fit in th ... never mind, I don't want to know.

[Feros]

zylphryx wrote:

Cassidy Werner wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

Only in exchange for kittens and quarters.

How do the kittens fit in th ... never mind, I don't want to know.

My evil self just woke up and tried to type a response to this. I have heroically stopped him.

[Hordshyrd]

zylphryx wrote:

Cassidy Werner wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

Only in exchange for kittens and quarters.

How do the kittens fit in th ... never mind, I don't want to know.

Simple Paizo has declared themselves their own country and started printing the 1$ Kitten.

Congratulations on getting rid of those horrible 1$ bills.

[zylphryx]

Hordshyrd wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Cassidy Werner wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

the soda machine is "HR" ... and a dispenser of carbonated, sugary, caffeinated goodness.

Only in exchange for kittens and quarters.

How do the kittens fit in th ... never mind, I don't want to know.

Simple Paizo has declared themselves their own country and started printing the 1$ Kitten.

Congratulations on getting rid of those horrible 1$ bills.

No ... must not ... slip into ... kitteh ... <ding>

Paizobucks haz the cutez!!

Paizobucks iz in yer wallet burning holez.

[SnowJade]

Purr!

[Adorable Fuzzball]

Mew!