Overheard at the Paizo office


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Gary Teter wrote:
Lissa: I must have missed statblocks when I expunged pants from my system.

Ooooooooooooooooh-

Who lives in a doc on Lissa's PC?
ExpungedBob Statblock!


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Groooaaaaan

*facepalm*


*concurs*

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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jessica: I spend a lot of time flailing at my face

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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James Sutter: I like your zero-gravity rot grub lake.

Project Manager

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An indie RPG about bodily horror is on Wes's desk.

Wes: (as part of an unrelated discussion) We'll bind their hands, smash them, and then let them fuse together as they heal.

There's an awkward pause.

Wes: Well, that went weirdly dark.

He takes the body-horror RPG packet and puts it in his drawer.

Wes: I'm just going to put this away now.


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I uh
I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat


Says the guy whose avatar is the iconic Oracle of the Dark Tapestries.


That's Oracle Of the Dark Tapestries? I thought it's Bones or JuJu...


He wears a lot of masks.

Or heads, as it were.


I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Wearing faces, however...

Sovereign Court

Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?


zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?

What Doctor?


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Rysky wrote:
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?
What Doctor?

Witch Doctor!

Spoiler:
Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah!

Grand Lodge

Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?
What Doctor?

Witch Doctor!

** spoiler omitted **

Who Doctor?


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

Dr No!


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Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?
What Doctor?

Witch Doctor!

** spoiler omitted **

Who Doctor?

Who's on first?

Shadow Lodge

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads

But ... What's that there on your shoulders?

And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?

Which Doctor?
What Doctor?

Witch Doctor!

** spoiler omitted **

Who Doctor?
Who's on first?

YES!!


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Third Base!


JMD031 wrote:
Third Base!

I don't know?


I dont give a damn...

Spoiler:

Ting tang, walla walla bing bang

Contributor

3PP's Log, Star Date 9/1:

With the announced departure of the Paizo crew, her various forums are haunted by crazed web-posters that have lost their sanity in the absence of the nourishment provided by the secrets of the Life and Times of the Paizo Staff. If I am to have any hope of retaining my sanity long enough to publish Pact Magic Unbound, Vol. 2 I must avoid these depraved madmen (and madladies) at all costs.

Ensign Augunas, out.


Oh man you are the only guy in the away team wearing a red shirt
You are so screwed


Lamontius wrote:

Oh man you are the only guy in the away team wearing a red shirt

You are so screwed

Dibs on his chocolate milk!

Contributor

But ... but my commanding officer told me that this was maroon!

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

End Transmission


D-does this mean I got a promotion??


I would claim that promotion, but I've died in so many threads already ...


Blue shirts is where it's at, yo!


Red shirts and blue shirts both lose out to Browncoats.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Everyone knows white pants rule over all.

Spoiler:
Smurf damn right they do.

Paizo Employee Developer

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Reckless wrote:

Everyone knows white pants rule over all.

** spoiler omitted **

One day left before it becomes a fashion faux pas!


Has there ever been a chicken McNugget party in the Paizo offices?


What was in those nuggets?

Shadow Lodge

WTF.


Agreed, WTF.


No... words...

Sovereign Court

That was freaking crazy ... There's just one thing to say to that.

Kids, don't do meth ...


*Cough* Bath Salts *Cough*


Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

WTF! O.O. Okay I like nuggets and anime but that woman is crazy. I hope the police have found her.

Sovereign Court

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I like how the next car casually rolls up afterwards.

Editorial Intern

Lamontius wrote:

I uh

I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat

Story of my life.

Contributor

Cassidy Werner wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

I uh

I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat

Story of my life.

BUT WES CAN NEVER SLAY YOU SO LONG AS YOU WEAR YOUR CROWN!

Or did you give it to the Mahnotaur as a taunt?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: How much do you think we drink?!
Jeff Alvarez: I KNOW how much you drink.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Robot Chris: that would be so cool if the skull was more like the crimson skull


Cassidy Werner wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

I uh

I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat

Story of my life.

The good news is Wes can make a hat of your head only once, unless you are wearing a ring of regeneration... in which case, he opens an exclusive decadent millinery in Katapesh. Unfortunately, intern hats are couture this year.


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Stop this haberdashery at once


Somewhere, I still have Haber Dash on a 5-1/4" floppy for my Banana Jr. 6000.


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber
Lamontius wrote:

Stop this haberdashery at once

But interns makes for real nice gloves...

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