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Sara Marie wrote: liz: Stab stab stab I like the cut of this girl's jib.
Oladon wrote: Jekara wrote: Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher
I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...
** spoiler omitted ** I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't.
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Jekara wrote: Oladon wrote: Jekara wrote: Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher
I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...
** spoiler omitted ** I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't. Yeah, I was also kinda hoping that it was a ballista that launched other, smaller, ballistae. That would be cool.
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And then there's a remote control for those smaller ballistae that lets you shoot bolts out of them while they are flying through the air.
Suddenly cube walls are no defense for mighty ballista launcher.
Jekara wrote: Oladon wrote: Jekara wrote: Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher
I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...
** spoiler omitted ** I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't. It calls itself a "ballista launcher"... so isn't it reasonable to expect it to launch ballistae?
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Sara Marie wrote: liz: Stab stab stab Liz is Merisiel now?
Cori Marie wrote: Sara Marie wrote: liz: Stab stab stab Liz is Merisiel now? Reiko.
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Ross Byers wrote: Cori Marie wrote: Sara Marie wrote: liz: Stab stab stab Liz is Merisiel now? Reiko. Then how did anyone hear h
Mikaze wrote: Ross Byers wrote: Cori Marie wrote: Sara Marie wrote: liz: Stab stab stab Liz is Merisiel now? Reiko. Then how did anyone hear h Hoo hoo hoo!
I wonder who got stabbed...
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Cosmo wrote: Jekara wrote: Oladon wrote: Jekara wrote: Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher
I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...
** spoiler omitted ** I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't. Yeah, I was also kinda hoping that it was a ballista that launched other, smaller, ballistae. That would be cool. I have a hand catapult I bought from a ren faire this year. I use it to shoot either marshmallows or cat treats. I can launch them easily 30 feet, possibly more. I got into an artillery war with a vendor at the ren faire who was shooting marshmallows at me with her crossbow. She was suitably shocked when I pulled out a hand catapult and returned fire.
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Jeff Alvarez: I just won't catch it if the hot tea is in danger.
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robot chris: in this case, Cosmo is only strange because there's photographic evidence
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gary: it turns out if nobody's using the site it's pretty fast
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gary: which will make some [redacted] squee like little piglets
Paizo Employee(s): Oh no! Everything's going down! It's broken! Well, we'd better schedule maintenance - we'll do it in 30 seconds.
*disclaimer: not actually overheard, just imagined. :)
Cheapy wrote: And then there's a remote control for those smaller ballistae that lets you shoot bolts out of them while they are flying through the air.
Suddenly cube walls are no defense for mighty ballista launcher.
This should be a feat chain, leading up to a prestige class.
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Sarah R.: "I am the wizard of words!"
Sutter: "...I think there's a separate thing for art directors."
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Crystal Frasier: Child-Goddess with an N-dash or an M-dash?
Judy Bauer: With a hyphen
Crystal Frasier: But that's so boring!
Judy Bauer: ...
Crystal Frasier: I guess you editors just don't understand grammar
Crystal Frasier: Judy may be coming upstairs to hit me soon.
Liz Courts: You're on your own with this one.
Incidentally Crystal, love the avatar. Now I know where it comes from! ;D
Edit: removed some text. Nothing unkind or objectionable. Just better said in private. :)
Jim Groves wrote: Incidentally Crystal, love the avatar. Now I know where it comes from! ;D Care to fill in the rest of us? Or is it spoilery? (In which case at least can we have which book she's in? =) )
::blinks::
I'm like Charlie Brown with a christmas tree.
"I killed it."
:(
Terquem wrote: PennRenFest? No. Muskogee Ren Faire in Oklahoma.
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Gary: hey cosmo
Me: hello!
Gary: or anybody else, really
Me: :(
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Gary: zee bug, eet ees smoooshed
(*lols*)
Messageboard Bug!!! wrote: Gary: zee bug, eet ees smoooshed
(*lols*)
Did he clean up the bits afterward? I don't want bug bits all over my posts...
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Cosmo: but... fun!
Cosmo: WHY DO YOU HATE FUN?!
Robot Chris: YOU. MUST. HAVE. FUN
Robot Chris: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡FUN
Cosmo: YOU WILL TAKE OUR FUN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
I think that's a good example of badwrongfun.
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Chris Self wrote: Cosmo: but... fun!
Cosmo: WHY DO YOU HATE FUN?!
Robot Chris: YOU. MUST. HAVE. FUN
Robot Chris: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡FUN
Cosmo: YOU WILL TAKE OUR FUN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Jeez. Monk posts are everywhere nowadays.
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gary: picture a vampire squid on someone's face, now picture that squid with its tentacles in their nostrils and down their throat.... forever
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Gary: Hehehe. I just [wordswordstechnicaljargonwordscosmodoesntunderstandwordswords]. I'm sure that won't break anything.
RoboChris: I've done that I think
Cosmo wrote: Gary: Hehehe. I just [wordswordstechnicaljargonwordscosmodoesntunderstandwordswords]. I'm sure that won't break anything.
RoboChris: I've done that I think
Done it. It's...not pretty. >.>
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS
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Sara Marie wrote: gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS Now they'll have no children. Or kittens. Or whatever vermin has in the form of offspring.
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Sara Marie wrote: gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS Whenever someone says something along those lines, the server crashes and the backups fail.
Jim Groves wrote: Sara Marie wrote: gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS Now they'll have no children. Or kittens. Or whatever vermin has in the form of offspring. We at H.O.S.T. don't discriminate on the basis of species... our studies show vermin are well-suited to provide a warm, nurturing environment for the healthy development of slaadi larvae.
Sara Marie wrote: gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS Yay, Gary! I even have this thread from OTD back in my Focus view. Congrats! :D
cosmo: you crack these things like an egg
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Thomas LeBlanc wrote: Sara Marie wrote: gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS Whenever someone says something along those lines, the server crashes and the backups fail. That's just what the computers at Cybernet *want* you to think.
gary: trying to figure out why i broked it
sara marie: i bet someone threatened you
sara marie: "Make cs life miserable or... ELSE!"
gary: no i think i turned it off temporarily and forgot to reenable it
gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it
gary: like peanut butter ninja!
Sara Marie wrote: gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it
gary: like peanut butter ninja!
Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.
Oladon wrote: Sara Marie wrote: gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it
gary: like peanut butter ninja!
Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.
** spoiler omitted ** Meh. The wifey made homemade oatmeal whoopie pies over the weekend. Not much can top that...except MORE whoopie pies!
rpgsavant wrote: Oladon wrote: Sara Marie wrote: gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it
gary: like peanut butter ninja!
Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.
** spoiler omitted ** Meh. The wifey made homemade oatmeal whoopie pies over the weekend. Not much can top that...except MORE whoopie pies! You realize you aren't helping, don't you?
... of course you do.
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Gary: Also, I know everything, everywhere.
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