Overheard at the Paizo office

[Oladon]

*crickets*

[Sara Marie]

ross: Robot Chris, I cannot overstress this. Be very careful that you do not open a portal to Leng in your cubicle.

[ulgulanoth]

50 on Robo Chris opening the portal before lunch

[Oladon]

ulgulanoth wrote:

50 on Robo Chris opening the portal before lunch

I'll take that bet, as lunch is over...

[Cheapy]

He never said which lunch.

[doctor_wu]

Cheapy wrote:

He never said which lunch.

But if not today's lunch and it can always be the next lunch will that bet ever be decided unless robot chris opens the portal.

[Sara Marie]

ulgulanoth wrote:

50 on Robo Chris opening the portal before lunch

robot chris: little do they know...

[Cosmo]

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

[Oladon]

doctor_wu wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

He never said which lunch.

But if not today's lunch and it can always be the next lunch will that bet ever be decided unless robot chris opens the portal.

My brain just died from lack of punctuation. :(

[Prof Chaos]

Cosmo wrote:

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

[Thomas LeBlanc]

This thread needs a companion about things "Spied upon in the Paizo office".

[Prof Chaos]

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

[,]

Prof Chaos wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

And bring your knees in tiiight

[Ambrosia Slaad]

, wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

...Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

And bring your knees in tiiight

{flings toast at Rocky Horror-ible participants}

[Jim Groves]

But Robot Chris must have been drawn into something...
Making them warn me... in a letter which reads

Professor Chaos, Ensirio, " , " (in unison): What's it say!? What's it say!?

"I'm outta my head, oh hurry! Or I may be dead! Lissa and Ross mustn't carry out their evil scheme!!!! (scream)

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

, wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

...Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

And bring your knees in tiiight

{flings toast at Rocky Horror-ible participants}

*straps toast butter-side-up to a cat then drops*

[Kvantum]

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

, wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

...Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

And bring your knees in tiiight

{flings toast at Rocky Horror-ible participants}

*straps toast butter-side-up to a cat then drops*

You fool! You've unlocked perpetual motion! It'll spin so fast it'll start to frame-drag spacetime around it to the point that it collapses into a black hole! We're doomed!

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Kvantum wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

, wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

...Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

And bring your knees in tiiight

{flings toast at Rocky Horror-ible participants}

*straps toast butter-side-up to a cat then drops*

You fool! You've unlocked perpetual motion! It'll spin so fast it'll start to frame-drag spacetime around it to the point that it collapses into a black hole! We're doomed!

HAIL ERIS!

[thunderspirit]

Now I have to dig out the soundtrack CD and play it.

[Orthos]

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

This thread needs a companion about things "Spied upon in the Paizo office".

I think too much would be [redacted] and it wouldn't be as funny.

[Sara Marie]

blue chris: like awkward, smelly puppies

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Orthos wrote:

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

This thread needs a companion about things "Spied upon in the Paizo office".

I think too much would be [redacted] and it wouldn't be as funny.

Yeah, guessing what would be behind the black box or the fuzzy blur wouldn't be much fun.

[Ross Byers]

Robot Chris: Is that what being an adult is... choosing between aquajetpack and a baby?

Money Chris: Actually, yeah, that's a pretty fair breakdown of the choice.

[Gary Teter]

robot chris: gah, how many bears does Cosmo have?

[Orthos]

Ross Byers wrote:

Robot Chris: Is that what being an adult is... choosing between aquajetpack and a baby?

Money Chris: Actually, yeah, that's a pretty fair breakdown of the choice.

Jetpack! JETPACK!

[Sara Marie]

money chris: SRM giveth, your GM taketh away

[Cheapy]

Sara Marie wrote:

money chris: SRM giveth, your GM taketh away

Ah! Proof at last that Paizo talks about <option seen as overpowered of the month>.

[Sara Marie]

money chris: I blame [redacted]

robot chris: I blame nobody because it is game for having fun

money chris: Nuuu! You're doing it wrong! You're having bad fun!

[Jim Groves]

Gary Teter wrote:

robot chris: gah, how many bears does Cosmo have?

Cosmo likes his teddies.

::scribbles down notes::

Considering potential context, more data is required.

[Drejk]

Jim Groves wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

robot chris: gah, how many bears does Cosmo have?

Cosmo likes his teddies.

Damn, you had to remaind me that I never had a teddy bear?!

[Sara Marie]

[redacted A]: Its times like these I could use a little bottle in my drawer.

[redacted B]: I have a whole cabinet full of coffee additives

[Chris Self]

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted]: Its times like these I could use a little bottle in my drawer.

Where {redacted = the whole staff, times like this = all the time, and little = very large}.

[Sara Marie]

[redacted C]: coffee addititves you say? I may have to reconsider my "black like my soul" policy

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Jim Groves wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

robot chris: gah, how many bears does Cosmo have?

Cosmo likes his teddies.

My brain hates me, because this sentence puts horrible images in my head... horrible non-ursine, frilly Cosmo images.

A bottle, a bottle, my kingdom for a bottle of coffee additive!

[Jim Groves]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

My brain hates me, because this sentence puts horrible images in my head... horrible non-ursine, frilly Cosmo images.

A bottle, a bottle, my kingdom for a bottle of coffee additive!

MUHWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Working as intended.

[Jiggy]

Cheapy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

money chris: SRM giveth, your GM taketh away

Ah! Proof at last that Paizo talks about <option seen as overpowered of the month>.

What's SRM?

[Mike Welham]

Jiggy wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

money chris: SRM giveth, your GM taketh away

Ah! Proof at last that Paizo talks about <option seen as overpowered of the month>.

What's SRM?

Stephen Radney-MacFarland

[Jiggy]

Then I guess I don't know what discussion's being referred to...

[Jessica Price]

Everyone downstairs, in chorus: Ermahgerd, Nergerber!

Must be Friday, huh.

[JMD031]

Except it's Thursday....

[Jessica Price]

Drat.

[Lazoth]

I must say I have enjoyed this thread a lot and I wish I lived in the US so I could work for you guys

[Cheapy]

Jiggy wrote:

Then I guess I don't know what discussion's being referred to...

He's on the dev team.

[Justin Franklin]

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted C]: coffee addititves you say? I may have to reconsider my "black like my soul" policy

Is that really redacted if some of us know who says that phrase?

[Liz Courts]

Sarah: You can't listen to 80s metal at your desk if you don't have 80s hair.
Me: ... *pulls hairsticks out*
Crystal: Aaaaand synchronize! *throws the rock horns* \m/

[Anthony J. Crowley]

*headbangs*

[thunderspirit]

I no longer have 80s hair (or much of any hair, really), but I've never gotten over my affinity for 80s metal, despite broadening my horizons since then.

*turns it up to...ELEVEN*

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: why aren't they laughing at my joke! I need accolades!