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Cort Seriously, I'd go anti-paladin for a cinnamon roll right now.
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Me: It's entirely Thursty's fault.
Robot: As some things tend to be.
Sara: When a mommy Bestiary and a daddy Bestiary love each other very much...So much for keeping the new "Bestiary Jr." line a secret...
New line for the Beginner's Box?
gary: and yet if i suggest to someone that they take a nice, relaxing, cleansing fire, they invariably take offense
... but why?
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Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.
Customer Service Manager
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Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.
gary: do we have to sign for her?
gary: because i'm tempted to just say she can be left at the door
christopher: Who's paying the customs tax on that?
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Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.gary: do we have to sign for her?
gary: because i'm tempted to just say she can be left at the door
christopher: Who's paying the customs tax on that?
Why did you send her away in the first place!?
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Why did you send her away in the first place!?Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.gary: do we have to sign for her?
gary: because i'm tempted to just say she can be left at the door
christopher: Who's paying the customs tax on that?
I was under the impression she shipped herself.
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I was under the impression she shipped herself.Why did you send her away in the first place!?Sara: A package containing 1 Katina from Paizo Order #YAYAYAY is about to ship from Europe via Standard Airplane Delivery, estimated 1 business day in transit.gary: do we have to sign for her?
gary: because i'm tempted to just say she can be left at the door
christopher: Who's paying the customs tax on that?
Maybe the rest of the office pulled the ole 'candy trail leading to a propped up box' trick?
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liz: We're gonna bedazzle the hell out of that mule.
*gasps excitedly*
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Do you have any ludicrous lemon fanfics with horrible grammar and spelling as proof of these claims, sir?
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Do not taunt the fanfic beast! You don't want it drooling all over this forum!
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#katinablakeotp
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customer email: Thank you so much, Sharaya! You guys do a fantastic job in helping out your customers as well as keeping it nerdy. Very much appreciated.
sara marie: ...
They see me postin’
my forums
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so nice n' nerdy
Think I’m just too nice n' nerdy
Can’t you see I'm nice n' nerdy
Look at me I’m nice n' nerdy
I wanna roll with
The haters
But so far they all think
I’m too nice and nerdy
First at my desk here at CS-HQ
Got skills, I’m a champion at RPGs
iTunes library sharing's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I've got Liz's coffee.
My words never spin to the contrary
You’ll find that they are quite conciliatory
Rolling suitcase to carry
My Pathfinder rulebook library
My tumblr page is all totally gif'd out
Got people begging for "cats in small spaces"
How do they even get into those places?
Cuteness a good break from complicated cases.
They see me postin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their dice 'cause
I'm so nice n' nerdy
Just because I'm nice n' nerdy
All because I'm nice n' nerdy
Holy Desna I'm nice n' nerdy
I wanna roll with-
the haters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
nice n' nerdy
Think I'm just too nice n' nerdy
I'm just too nice n' nerdy
Look at me I'm nice n' nerdy!
Should we start calling you 'Weird' Sara Marie? :)
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Should we start calling you 'Weird' Sara Marie? :)"Sara Marie" already basically implies that.
Excellent! 'Weird' is a good thing even though weird may not be.
redacted: I think I’ve just encountered the grossest piece of art we’ve ordered
OK, colour me intrigued...
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Ashley: Anyone up for an afternoon cup of coffee? I am pondering making another pot.
Christopher: I need some coffee if you're making a pot, Ashley.
Ashley: Okie dokie. I'll make half a pot.
Christopher: Thank you! <3
Ashley: Or I will make a full pot because some beautiful blessed angel put water AND grounds in the coffee pot in preparation of the next person who wanted to make a pot. I think I'm going to cry. it was such a magnificent sight.
There's such a thing as a "half a pot of coffee?"
Yes. "The coffee destined to be imbibed. Possibly with liquor after work."
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There's such a thing as a "half a pot of coffee?"
Well if the rest of these slackers could keep up we could brew a whole pot, but noooo, they want to sleep or something.
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
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Me: Heeey, can I bounce something off of you real quick?
Money Chris: Oh god, you're doing t-accounts, this can't be good.
(I'm pretty sure t-accounts are the first step in creating the inevitables that hunt down fallen Accountomancers.)
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AFFIRMATIVE.
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Katina: Don’t they know you have more important things to do, like putting wigs on sharks?
Software Test Engineer
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Ashley: Anyone up for an afternoon cup of coffee? I am pondering making another pot.
Christopher: I need some coffee if you're making a pot, Ashley.
Ashley: Okie dokie. I'll make half a pot.
Christopher: Thank you! <3
Ashley: Or I will make a full pot because some beautiful blessed angel put water AND grounds in the coffee pot in preparation of the next person who wanted to make a pot. I think I'm going to cry. it was such a magnificent sight.
Ah, is that why there was still part of a fresh pot during Monday nights game! Praise be upon you Ashley and mysterious coffee benefactor!
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There's such a thing as a "half a pot of coffee?"
The other half is for Baileys or Jamesons.
A 1:1 mix makes for excellent creative endeavors, albeit precarious editing...-TimD
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Lissa And now, I will play for you the saga of my people. It is 16 hours and has no breaks. LISTENING IS MANDATORY
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diego: Why would anyone agree to not be a Deathstar!?
Sharaya: No idea
Sharaya: Maybe their parents were killed by a Deathstar?
Katina: all them Alderaanians be like ;-;
diego: Deathstars get a bad rep, but they’re not as dangerous as the media makes them out to be
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Jason K.: That's not a spell—you can put snakes in anything!
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Ashley: it took me a few moments to get over the "omg wtf have we even created. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!" reactionI can't help but think that I might be responsible.
You know what you did.
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Cosmo: I hope I'm not the only one who dressed up for Halloween today...?
Robot Chris: I did. Katina did.
Cosmo: YAY!
Diego: I dressed up. I’m a customer service rep
Katina: AKA I remembered this morning that i have a Wonder Woman pajama tank top >_>
Ashley: I am dressed as a seahawks fan... >.> i was unfortunately unable to get to the store last night to purchase the pieces needed to be an accountomancer.
Sharaya: I dressed as a wasteland explorer. Which isn’t a whole lot different than how I normally look. Except I did my hair a little different and wore boots.
Katina: I mean that’s kinda your job, Sharaya. You explore the wastelands of the CS inbox/messageboards.
and try to salvage things
and kill weird looking alien bugs
with JIRAs
and guns
Sharaya: OMG. YOU ARE 100% RIGHT.
Christopher: Pleeease tell me you're wearing your 101 sweatshirt
Sharaya: Thank you for giving me a much more interesting perspective on my job.
Sharaya: Christopher - ...yes