Someone please help!
Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).
Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?
If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.
Someone please help!
Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).
Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?
If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.
Er, what are you doing? There are no traps on my, er, pedestal, though I wouldn't touch the blood-splashed altar or walk on any of the black flagstones. And I'm sure there are tons more traps in the rest of the complex... but you are a professional and can deal with that? Can't you?
Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?
*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*
Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?
*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*
Ummm... I'm okay. But that not at all cursed idol might wanna see!
Ummm... I'm okay. But that not at all cursed idol might wanna see!Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?
*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*
Er... I want to see from a safe distance. Like, the next hilltop?
(This doesn't sound good. What temperature does gold melt at, again??? We're all going to die!)
Okay? Okay, Big boom now! *Lights fuse*
*BOOM*
*cough, cough.* WOW! That was fun, let's do that again!
Hello Ms. Merisiel,
Do you have an opinion on kitten-bees? Are we an eldritch abomination to Nature, an opportune challenge for low CR encounters, or producers of hairball-flavored honey?
Hello Ms. Merisiel,
Do you have an opinion on kitten-bees? Are we an eldritch abomination to Nature, an opportune challenge for low CR encounters, or producers of hairball-flavored honey?
I've never seen a kitten bee. I'd like to, I suppose. But the idea of hairball-flavored honey is naaaasty.
Okay? Okay, Big boom now! *Lights fuse*
*BOOM*
*cough, cough.* WOW! That was fun, let's do that again!
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Meri, is there any place in Golarion that you would never travel to?
Yup.
Is it a bat cave?
If you ended up with the Leadership Feat, who or what would be your Cohort, and what would you have your minions do?
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!
Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?
This post is two-fold.
First is to get the channel back up near the top of the page.
Second is to test this new set of Moderate Fortification armor I got.
http://tinyurl.com/mkbnv3k
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Is it a bat cave?
Eew.
Merisiel, if you were given the opportunity to turn into a dinosaur, would you accept, and what dinosaur would you become as a result?
I would not. Elves are more fun!
Although if I had to choose? Deinonychus is obviously the right choice.
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If you ended up with the Leadership Feat, who or what would be your Cohort, and what would you have your minions do?
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?
More or less when she was born!
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?
All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...
This post is two-fold.
First is to get the channel back up near the top of the page.
Second is to test this new set of Moderate Fortification armor I got.
http://tinyurl.com/mkbnv3k
AAAAAHHH!
Mmm hmm! Plenty!
Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?
If so, how did you deal with them?
Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.
Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?
If so, how did you deal with them?
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Mmm hmm! Plenty!
You will want to stab someone.
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...
Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?
Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?
What is the the funnest city in Golarion?
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?
Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?
What is the the funnest city in Golarion?
Magnimar's actually REALLY pretty mellow on the laws. Which is why it's so fun! I'd actually say Magnimar's the fewest laws that get in the way of fun. Vyre has less, I guess, but it's not a particularly safe place to stay for long. Plus, a friend and I kinda burned at least one bridge there.
Which is too bad. Vyre is really fun. So is Magnimar, and Kintargo, though. Absalom was fun until it wasn't.
How fun is Kaer Maga?
We've had a plague of peddling of late. :(Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?
If so, how did you deal with them?
Actually, my lady Sillvari, the people of the Paizo.com messageboards would be willing to part with a considerable amount of coinage if this black magic salesman were to meet with some...misfortune...
Who were you fighting on page 8 of Inner Sea Combat?
Looking at all that snow where were you?
They're dating. It's hyperbole. And very sweet.Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!
Accordin' t' Elfy dey is datin. You go talk t' dat fire lady. She might 'ave a diff'int story.
How fun is Kaer Maga?
Not really that fun at all. It's too weird and dangerous for my tastes.
Ever literally burn a bridge?Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?
Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?
What is the the funnest city in Golarion?
Magnimar's actually REALLY pretty mellow on the laws. Which is why it's so fun! I'd actually say Magnimar's the fewest laws that get in the way of fun. Vyre has less, I guess, but it's not a particularly safe place to stay for long. Plus, a friend and I kinda burned at least one bridge there.
Which is too bad. Vyre is really fun. So is Magnimar, and Kintargo, though. Absalom was fun until it wasn't.
Uh... no.
Who were you fighting on page 8 of Inner Sea Combat?
Looking at all that snow where were you?
An uppity Aldori swordlord who thought she was badass. She was not.
The fight took place in the Stolen Lands during winter.
They're dating. It's hyperbole. And very sweet.Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!Accordin' t' Elfy dey is datin. You go talk t' dat fire lady. She might 'ave a diff'int story.
I'm pretty sure you'll get the same story from Kyra. Just won't get as many details.
Meri have you ever seen Valeros fight a rune giant head, and if so, what was going through your mind when you saw the fight?
Ummm... just the head? no.
What about the whole giant?
What about it?
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As somebody that seems close to her what is your opinion on what makes Kyra so popular as an iconic? I know she's my favorite, and am not alone in thinking that. I rarely hear of anybody that doesn't like her even if she isn't their favorite and they like another iconic better.
She's the most beautiful. She's the nicest and most kind-hearted. She's good at healing your physical and spiritual wounds. She has an awesome accent. She's a snappy dresser. She wears functional armor. She has an awesome hat. She stabs pretty damn good. She's my favorite too!