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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:
Say you meet an alternate timeline version of yourself who was raised with your biological parents. How do you react or what do you do?
Probably wouldn't like fakeo Merisiel at all. She sounds like a chump.

I bet she'd be just so cute, spending her time frolicking, sniffing flowers, hugging trees...

"Oh, please put that knife away, it's scary!"

"All small furry animals must be hugged and cared for. Even bats."


Chuffy Firestarter wrote:

Okay? Okay, Big boom now! *Lights fuse*

*BOOM*

*cough, cough.* WOW! That was fun, let's do that again!

X_X


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Chuffy Firestarter wrote:

Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?

*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*

Ummm... I'm okay. But that not at all cursed idol might wanna see!

Er... I want to see from a safe distance. Like, the next hilltop?

(This doesn't sound good. What temperature does gold melt at, again??? We're all going to die!)


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Not-at-all-cursed Idol wrote:

Someone please help!

Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).

Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?

If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.

narrows her eyes... checks for traps...

Er, what are you doing? There are no traps on my, er, pedestal, though I wouldn't touch the blood-splashed altar or walk on any of the black flagstones. And I'm sure there are tons more traps in the rest of the complex... but you are a professional and can deal with that? Can't you?


Someone please help!

Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).

Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?

If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.