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Not-at-all-cursed Idol wrote:

Someone please help!

Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).

Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?

If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.

narrows her eyes... checks for traps...


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Not-at-all-cursed Idol wrote:

Someone please help!

Months ago now, I have been abducted by evil cultists in the dead of night and haven't seen daylight ever since. While they have not harmed me (so far), they made me a captive audience for their unspeakably gross rituals and stack the resulting leftovers in front of me. They also force their captive, nubile slavegirls to rub me down in entirely unappropriate ways, though at least this gets rid of the more enthusiastically piled-on remains and other nastiness (like the head priest's halitosis-scented mouthfroth).

Please, would a talented and beautiful lady rogue be so kind to rescue me from this unclean place of horror?

If liberated in a timely fashion, I would be very grateful. I should also mention that I am in possession of great wealth, of which I promise a talent of gold and two emeralds the size of hen's eggs will pass in the possession of my rescuer after my liberation.

narrows her eyes... checks for traps...

Er, what are you doing? There are no traps on my, er, pedestal, though I wouldn't touch the blood-splashed altar or walk on any of the black flagstones. And I'm sure there are tons more traps in the rest of the complex... but you are a professional and can deal with that? Can't you?


Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?

*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*

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Why did Brother buy a coconut forty times?


Chuffy Firestarter wrote:

Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?

*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*

Ummm... I'm okay. But that not at all cursed idol might wanna see!


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Chuffy Firestarter wrote:

Wants trusty fire bomb alchemist? can start fire real good and big. wants to see?

*sets up large pile of fireworks and holds main fuse in one hand and a lit torch in other.*

Ummm... I'm okay. But that not at all cursed idol might wanna see!

Er... I want to see from a safe distance. Like, the next hilltop?

(This doesn't sound good. What temperature does gold melt at, again??? We're all going to die!)


Okay? Okay, Big boom now! *Lights fuse*

*BOOM*

*cough, cough.* WOW! That was fun, let's do that again!


Hello Ms. Merisiel,

Do you have an opinion on kitten-bees? Are we an eldritch abomination to Nature, an opportune challenge for low CR encounters, or producers of hairball-flavored honey?

Grand Lodge

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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
snickersimba wrote:
what is it between you and kyra? What do you think of damiel and seltyeil and balazhar

Umm... we're a couple?

Damiel is fun but kinda weird.

Seltiyel is pretty funny and edgy and can be a breath of fresh air.

Balazar is the funniest of the three. HIs nicknames are to die for.

A couple of what? Considering she's a short term commitment at best.

Does anyoneever call Seltiyel Silt or Siltiyel? Also, do you describe him as "edgy" or is that how he describes himself?

Stab.

That's what I call a pointed reply.


Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:

Hello Ms. Merisiel,

Do you have an opinion on kitten-bees? Are we an eldritch abomination to Nature, an opportune challenge for low CR encounters, or producers of hairball-flavored honey?

I've never seen a kitten bee. I'd like to, I suppose. But the idea of hairball-flavored honey is naaaasty.


Chuffy Firestarter wrote:

Okay? Okay, Big boom now! *Lights fuse*

*BOOM*

*cough, cough.* WOW! That was fun, let's do that again!

X_X

Liberty's Edge

Please accept this gift of a kitten, one for each knife you have ever owned, will own, and currently own

*a tsunami of kittens lands on everyone*

Dark Archive

Meri, is there any place in Golarion that you would never travel to?


ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, is there any place in Golarion that you would never travel to?

Yup.


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Is it a bat cave?

Silver Crusade

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Merisiel, if you were given the opportunity to turn into a dinosaur, would you accept, and what dinosaur would you become as a result?


If you ended up with the Leadership Feat, who or what would be your Cohort, and what would you have your minions do?

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?
She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!

Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?

Liberty's Edge

HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?
She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!
Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?

They're dating. It's hyperbole. And very sweet.

Dark Archive

Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?


This post is two-fold.

First is to get the channel back up near the top of the page.

Second is to test this new set of Moderate Fortification armor I got.

http://tinyurl.com/mkbnv3k


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Any good memories of that time?

Silver Crusade

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Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?

If so, how did you deal with them?


Kajehase wrote:
Is it a bat cave?

Eew.


Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel, if you were given the opportunity to turn into a dinosaur, would you accept, and what dinosaur would you become as a result?

I would not. Elves are more fun!

Although if I had to choose? Deinonychus is obviously the right choice.


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HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:

If you ended up with the Leadership Feat, who or what would be your Cohort, and what would you have your minions do?

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?
She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!

Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?

More or less when she was born!


ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?

All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...


HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:

This post is two-fold.

First is to get the channel back up near the top of the page.

Second is to test this new set of Moderate Fortification armor I got.

http://tinyurl.com/mkbnv3k

AAAAAHHH!


Alexana Wildchild wrote:

Any good memories of that time?

Mmm hmm! Plenty!


Mikaze wrote:

Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?

If so, how did you deal with them?

Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Mikaze wrote:

Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?

If so, how did you deal with them?

Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.

We've had a plague of peddling of late. :(


dot


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Alexana Wildchild wrote:

Any good memories of that time?

Mmm hmm! Plenty!

You will want to stab someone.


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Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?
All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...

Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?

Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?

What is the the funnest city in Golarion?


John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?
All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...

Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?

Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?

What is the the funnest city in Golarion?

Magnimar's actually REALLY pretty mellow on the laws. Which is why it's so fun! I'd actually say Magnimar's the fewest laws that get in the way of fun. Vyre has less, I guess, but it's not a particularly safe place to stay for long. Plus, a friend and I kinda burned at least one bridge there.

Which is too bad. Vyre is really fun. So is Magnimar, and Kintargo, though. Absalom was fun until it wasn't.


How fun is Kaer Maga?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?
All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...

Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?

Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?

What is the the funnest city in Golarion?

Magnimar's actually REALLY pretty mellow on the laws. Which is why it's so fun! I'd actually say Magnimar's the fewest laws that get in the way of fun. Vyre has less, I guess, but it's not a particularly safe place to stay for long. Plus, a friend and I kinda burned at least one bridge there.

Which is too bad. Vyre is really fun. So is Magnimar, and Kintargo, though. Absalom was fun until it wasn't.

Ever literally burn a bridge?


Mikaze - sad wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Mikaze wrote:

Have you ever been approached by rude merchants trying to sell "love marriage black magic husband wife problem solutions"?

If so, how did you deal with them?

Ummm... no. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say there.
We've had a plague of peddling of late. :(

Actually, my lady Sillvari, the people of the Paizo.com messageboards would be willing to part with a considerable amount of coinage if this black magic salesman were to meet with some...misfortune...


Who were you fighting on page 8 of Inner Sea Combat?

Looking at all that snow where were you?


Deadmanwalking wrote:
HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?
She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!
Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?
They're dating. It's hyperbole. And very sweet.

Accordin' t' Elfy dey is datin. You go talk t' dat fire lady. She might 'ave a diff'int story.

Dark Archive

Meri have you ever seen Valeros fight a rune giant head, and if so, what was going through your mind when you saw the fight?


Tels wrote:
How fun is Kaer Maga?

Not really that fun at all. It's too weird and dangerous for my tastes.

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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, what fun things can one do in Magminar?
All SORTS of stuff. Depends on how... umm... legal you want the fun to be, though...

Wait a minute. Are you saying Magminar have anti-fun laws?

Which city have the fewest laws that get in the way of fun?

What is the the funnest city in Golarion?

Magnimar's actually REALLY pretty mellow on the laws. Which is why it's so fun! I'd actually say Magnimar's the fewest laws that get in the way of fun. Vyre has less, I guess, but it's not a particularly safe place to stay for long. Plus, a friend and I kinda burned at least one bridge there.

Which is too bad. Vyre is really fun. So is Magnimar, and Kintargo, though. Absalom was fun until it wasn't.

Ever literally burn a bridge?

Uh... no.


scifan888 wrote:

Who were you fighting on page 8 of Inner Sea Combat?

Looking at all that snow where were you?

An uppity Aldori swordlord who thought she was badass. She was not.

The fight took place in the Stolen Lands during winter.


Brox RedGloves wrote:
Deadmanwalking wrote:
HalfOrc with a Hat of Disguise wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What would you do if Kyra ascended to Empyreal Lord status?
She's already a goddess, so there would be no difference!
Wait what? I know I've been gone for several months but when did this happen?
They're dating. It's hyperbole. And very sweet.

Accordin' t' Elfy dey is datin. You go talk t' dat fire lady. She might 'ave a diff'int story.

I'm pretty sure you'll get the same story from Kyra. Just won't get as many details.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri have you ever seen Valeros fight a rune giant head, and if so, what was going through your mind when you saw the fight?

Ummm... just the head? no.

Dark Archive

What about the whole giant?


ulgulanoth wrote:
What about the whole giant?

What about it?

Liberty's Edge

Brox RedGloves wrote:
Accordin' t' Elfy dey is datin. You go talk t' dat fire lady. She might 'ave a diff'int story.

The comic provides independent, and relatively unbiased, confirmation. :)


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

As somebody that seems close to her what is your opinion on what makes Kyra so popular as an iconic? I know she's my favorite, and am not alone in thinking that. I rarely hear of anybody that doesn't like her even if she isn't their favorite and they like another iconic better.


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Drock11 wrote:
As somebody that seems close to her what is your opinion on what makes Kyra so popular as an iconic? I know she's my favorite, and am not alone in thinking that. I rarely hear of anybody that doesn't like her even if she isn't their favorite and they like another iconic better.

She's the most beautiful. She's the nicest and most kind-hearted. She's good at healing your physical and spiritual wounds. She has an awesome accent. She's a snappy dresser. She wears functional armor. She has an awesome hat. She stabs pretty damn good. She's my favorite too!

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