To Merisiel Sillvari, Strumpet...Stab.
To Merisiel Sillvari of Riddleport,
Firstly, ow. Your ability to track me down to a random hamlet from an undressed note and an unknowing messenger to enact your vengeance was expertly done. The stains will take some time to get out. At least red is my favorite color. Upon rechecking some words used in my last missive I feel I must issue an apology. Strumpet was an incorrect choice of words. You do not get paid for these side affairs and so strumpet was not accurate. I apologize. As a token of good or at the very least non hostile will I give you these three gifts. The first is a magic dagger given to me by a debtor some years ago, a bag of high quality bird seed for your pet puffin, and this half-orc messenger with a history of assault, robbery, and calling you unpleasant things behind your back to stab as you please.
Sincerely,
the NPC of the Random Hamlet
PS: I will simply tell Samaritha to be gentle but blunt. Also, i'm telling Kyra on you.
To Merisiel Sillvari, Strumpet...Stab.To Merisiel Sillvari of Riddleport,
Firstly, ow. Your ability to track me down to a random hamlet from an undressed note and an unknowing messenger to enact your vengeance was expertly done. The stains will take some time to get out. At least red is my favorite color. Upon rechecking some words used in my last missive I feel I must issue an apology. Strumpet was an incorrect choice of words. You do not get paid for these side affairs and so strumpet was not accurate. I apologize. As a token of good or at the very least non hostile will I give you these three gifts. The first is a magic dagger given to me by a debtor some years ago, a bag of high quality bird seed for your pet puffin, and this half-orc messenger with a history of assault, robbery, and calling you unpleasant things behind your back to stab as you please.
Sincerely,
the NPC of the Random Hamlet
PS: I will simply tell Samaritha to be gentle but blunt. Also, i'm telling Kyra on you.
Hmmm. (eyes the three gifts suspiciously)
Smells like a trap.
So where were you with your very long absence? We were worried.
Given that you are an adventurer, what is your favorite magical item and why?
So where were you with your very long absence? We were worried.
Had a long journey into the midwest to the wartorn region of Galt. I can't go into details of what I was up to, but the town I was in was smelly and the weather was uncomfortably hot and humid and there were a lot of weirdly dressed cultists that I had to deal with.
Given that you are an adventurer, what is your favorite magical item and why?
Th rod of wonder is pretty awesome... but so are magic rapiers and magic daggers.
Had a long journey into the midwest to the wartorn region of Galt. I can't go into details of what I was up to, but the town I was in was smelly and the weather was uncomfortably hot and humid and there were a lot of weirdly dressed cultists that I had to deal with.
Did those cultists include Minkai girls in colorful sailor suits, white-armored Troopers of the Storm, and implausibly overweight adventurers? Did any of them mistake you for something called a "Vulcan?"
Anyway...
Do you own any dresses? If so, do you look smokin' hot in them?
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Do elves get suntans or sunburns?
How do you have sexy fun times with a succubus without getting killed?
Do you name your favorite knives?
Are you any good at singing?
What is the single most awesome thing you've ever stolen?
Do you own any dresses? If so, do you look smokin' hot in them?
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Do elves get suntans or sunburns?
How do you have sexy fun times with a succubus without getting killed?
Do you name your favorite knives?
Are you any good at singing?
What is the single most awesome thing you've ever stolen?
Yes and yes.
Coffee.Sunburns. At least, I do.
Death ward.
Yes.
No.
The key to a certain paladin's chastity belt.
So where were you with your very long absence? We were worried.Had a long journey into the midwest to the wartorn region of Galt. I can't go into details of what I was up to, but the town I was in was smelly and the weather was uncomfortably hot and humid and there were a lot of weirdly dressed cultists that I had to deal with.
By "deal with", I take it you had to stab them?
Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?
how is Icecream made in Golarion? wizards?
Ice and salt and cream and sugar and vanilla and a box with a crank.
GETTING the ice sometimes requires spellcasters, but making ice cream does not. Spellcasters have better things to do, I guess, like make owlbears.
Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?
No. Slashing and bashing are for losers.
*In person*
Do you blame your caretakers for dying and not being there when you would have needed them most?
Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?No. Slashing and bashing are for losers.
Does not Kyra slash? Is she a loser? ;)
*In person*
Do you blame your caretakers for dying and not being there when you would have needed them most?
Nope.
At one point, I did. Not now, though.
Does not Kyra slash? Is she a loser? ;)Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?No. Slashing and bashing are for losers.
Kyra carries a scimitar, but she's not a slasher at heart. And that's what counts.
Wait. Shensen IS a slasher at heart.
Crap.
OKAY. Slashing isn't for losers. But bludgeoning IS.
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(narrows eyes)
Okay then. Glad that got worked out.
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Does not Kyra slash? Is she a loser? ;)Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?No. Slashing and bashing are for losers.Kyra carries a scimitar, but she's not a slasher at heart. And that's what counts.
Wait. Shensen IS a slasher at heart.
Crap.
OKAY. Slashing isn't for losers. But bludgeoning IS.
i'm sure Ocus and Asmodeus would disagree...
i'm sure Ocus and Asmodeus would disagree...Does not Kyra slash? Is she a loser? ;)Instead of stabbing....have you ever thought of using slashing or bashing? Just as a change of pace?No. Slashing and bashing are for losers.Kyra carries a scimitar, but she's not a slasher at heart. And that's what counts.
Wait. Shensen IS a slasher at heart.
Crap.
OKAY. Slashing isn't for losers. But bludgeoning IS.
Those two are loons anyway. They disagree just to be contrary.
Hey-YA! (^_^)
About yer ear wiglin'?
C'n ye wiggle 'em a lot? Or a little? Or how's abouts one at a time, like?
Y'see, fer Sea Elf's, it be an.....add-appt-tation fer when they were comin' out'a th' water some times.
My folks, being more 'Island Elfs' still does it a lot since it helps clear th' water out'a th' head fer when ye need t' hear things on dry land. Y'ken? (^_^)
Hey-YA! (^_^)
About yer ear wiglin'?
C'n ye wiggle 'em a lot? Or a little? Or how's abouts one at a time, like?
Y'see, fer Sea Elf's, it be an.....add-appt-tation fer when they were comin' out'a th' water some times.
My folks, being more 'Island Elfs' still does it a lot since it helps clear th' water out'a th' head fer when ye need t' hear things on dry land. Y'ken? (^_^)
Probably not as much as it sounds like you're hoping for...
what happened to Kyra? she hasn't been in her thread for a long time....
She's a lot more responsible than me, which means she probably spends her time more wisely.
How big are the waves around sandpoint?
Probably not as much as it sounds like you're hoping for...
Ah wells, never t' mind. Even wigglin' 'em a lil' in't too bad. Maybe that means there be some Sea Elf or such in yer family tree?
Hey! We could even be kind'a related! Y'know, like second cousins...twice removed type o' thing. (^_^)
Much cheers t' ye an' yours!
Is there a secret reason why all the Elfy Iconics have a first name that ends "-iel"?
Merisiel
Damiel
Seltyiel
How big are the waves around sandpoint?
Quite surfable. Six to 12 feet on an average day, although not right there in the harbor, where they tend to be only a few feet high.
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Is there a secret reason why all the Elfy Iconics have a first name that ends "-iel"?
Merisiel
Damiel
Seltyiel
Tradition. Elf names are like that. Just like how dwarf names seem to always end in belches.
Question. When on break from adventuring who out of your companions do you most commonly hang out with?
You have previously stated that you are not into monogamy. Does that include serial monogamy?
Additional in your past has there been a man or is there a kind of man who would make you consider going the monogamous route?
If an evil outsider/god would offer you the following deal, what would you do:
Once per round you get one additional stabby attack, that is ALWAYS going to hit, and is ALWAYS treated as a sneak attack.
And in return, all he would ask for is that you donate your soul to him once you are dead and therefore have no need for it anymore yourself.
Yes that's right! If you just don't die, you totally cheat him on that deal!
Which iconic has the worst smelling feet?
Can I borrow a quarter?
Which iconic has the worst smelling feet?
I do. But only that one time when we had to get out of a barn as fast as possible and ended up in a heap of manure. Of course, they cleaned up a lot faster than Harsk and Ezren's beards.
And you did not want to get too close to the mouth of Lini's cat for a few days afterwards - they clean themselves with their tongues, you know. Then again, that wasn't all bad; it scared off an ogre just by breathing on it.
Question. When on break from adventuring who out of your companions do you most commonly hang out with?
Lem, usually. Valeros and Lini sometimes. Kyra when I can.
You have previously stated that you are not into monogamy. Does that include serial monogamy?
Additional in your past has there been a man or is there a kind of man who would make you consider going the monogamous route?
Cereal monogamy? No. I like to mix my breakfasts up.
And limiting breakfast to men alone is wasting half the flavors.
If an evil outsider/god would offer you the following deal, what would you do:
Once per round you get one additional stabby attack, that is ALWAYS going to hit, and is ALWAYS treated as a sneak attack.
And in return, all he would ask for is that you donate your soul to him once you are dead and therefore have no need for it anymore yourself.
Yes that's right! If you just don't die, you totally cheat him on that deal!
No way! I'm using my soul! And I don't need one more stab. If I don't do what needs doing with what I've got... I'll hide and try again.
Which iconic has the worst smelling feet?
Harsk.
Can I borrow a quarter?
A quarter of what?
do you ever wear a dress? if so what kind?
Generally, I avoid dresses. Too drafty.
Can I borrow a quarter?A quarter of what?
I think he refers to that rumour of you being a queen somewhere in the River Kingdoms. Maybe he wants to become a mayor?
do you ever wear a dress? if so what kind?Generally, I avoid dresses. Too drafty.
But what if it's a hot day?
But what if it's a hot day?do you ever wear a dress? if so what kind?Generally, I avoid dresses. Too drafty.
Better to go naked than wear a dress on a hot day.
