Leafar said to Doodlebug, "I AMS WHO I AMS AND THATS ALLS THAT I AMS."[/i]
Doodlebug is now quoting Popeye, that's just odd.
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@TOZ--It is scientifically quite possible to never enjoy the touch of a woman.He knows from his own experience. BAZINGA! You keep handing me those lines...
Also, I don't have to read your posts, bt I might do so anyway because you're fun. I don't usually fight a battle of wit against an unarmed opponent, but I figure between you and your imaginary friend you can almost scrounge up half a wit.Doodlebug said to Leafar, "Suppose I go to the Paizons and say to them, 'The God of your Fathers has sent me to you,' and they ask me, 'What is his name?' Then what shall I tell them?"
Leafar said to Doodlebug, "I AM WHO I AM. This is what you are to say to the Paizons: 'I AM has sent me to you.'"
Book of Leafar 3:13-14
LIE!!! YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE AMS, AM AM AN AM AND AM KNOW WHO IS AND WHO ISN'T AN AM, AND YOU ISN'T AN AM!!!
SAY THAT THREE TIMES FAST, AM DARE YOU!!!
The AM'S are false prophets trying to discredit me. Do not listen to them. Every word out of their mouths are lies. He will destroy them first when He returns. I will not offer the AM'S the opportunity to bow down to me. There shall be no mercy for them.
An his true colors show once again ... Anklebiter really come away from the darkside we can still save you.
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Master, I don't spend much time near the rules threads, but even I have heard of AM BARBARIAN. He's pretty droll, actually, and, also, I believe he has never posted in this thread.
I beseech you Master, like Abraham beseeched some other god on behalf of the ten good men of Sodom and Gomorrah, allow AM BARBARIAN to have the opportunity to bow down before you.
If you grant my prayer, I will be even meaner to your enemies during on-line encounters.
All praise Leafar!
AM BARBARIAN would kill your delusional self as he looks suspiciously like a casty.
No, I'm done with that floozy.
I don't need her anymore because after December 21, 2012, I am going to have Emma Caulfield as my own personal foot-washer.
And I am thinking of my friends and family, Dorkmash., thank you. That is why I had each of them converted to the Church of Leafar so that after The End of All This they can hang out with me and enjoy eternal bliss. It's going to be so much fun, I can't wait!
And I don't think JMDwhatever has any idea what AM BARBARIAN would do if he were here. I think he's just name-dropping.
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Master, I don't spend much time near the rules threads, but even I have heard of AM BARBARIAN. He's pretty droll, actually, and, also, I believe he has never posted in this thread.
I beseech you Master, like Abraham beseeched some other god on behalf of the ten good men of Sodom and Gomorrah, allow AM BARBARIAN to have the opportunity to bow down before you.
If you grant my prayer, I will be even meaner to your enemies during on-line encounters.
All praise Leafar!
Because of your faithful service, I will allow AM BARBARIAN the opportunity to bow down before me and kiss my feet. If he does this, then I will allow him to become a slave in the Realm Beyond Time where he will wash the feet of the other slaves. Yes, he will be a slave to the slaves...
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I am going to have Emma Caulfield as my own personal foot-washer.
Hmm more proof of the fact Leafear and Anklebiter are one in the same. They both have a foot fetish. very interesting tell me more about your childhood Anklebiter please sit back on the coach and I would prefer you not lighting matches especially with your genetic pyrocivities..
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Soooooooooooooooooooo, is the original point of this thread even valid anymore?
I mean, some dude makes a post that says "don't post here" which will of course cause people to post here. Then he spends the next few months posting the occasional post about how important it is that no one posts, but then he eventually posts more than the people who he doesn't want to post. I don't get it, so....
That's all I'm trying to say.
The AM'S are false prophets trying to discredit me. Do not listen to them. Every word out of their mouths are lies. He will destroy them first when He returns. I will not offer the AM'S the opportunity to bow down to me. There shall be no mercy for them.
AM SORCERER NOT PROPHET. AM SORCERER AM SORCERER. AM SORCERER NOT LIE. AM SORCERER NOT DISCREDIT LEAFAR CAUSE LEAFAR AM LOST ALREADY. AM SORCERER NOT BOW TO LAEFAR WHO AM LOST HIS OWN MIND.
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All praise Leafar!
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Some sects of the Churh of Leafar cook a piece of lamb over an open fire in a pan sprinkled with myrrh and holy water as an offering of humility and appeasement to our Lord and Master.
So, indeed, all praise Leafar!
Welcome to the fold, TOZ.
Soooooooooooooooooooo, is the original point of this thread even valid anymore?
I mean, some dude makes a post that says "don't post here" which will of course cause people to post here. Then he spends the next few months posting the occasional post about how important it is that no one posts, but then he eventually posts more than the people who he doesn't want to post. I don't get it, so....
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That's all I'm trying to say.
Yes, the original point of this thread is still valid which is why we must ignore it and post in it anyways. Besides, I think I have more posts in this thread than Doodlebug.
All braise Leafer.
What sauce will you use?
I prefer hollandaise.
I prefer to think of Leafar as an everflowing chocolate fondue who reforms himself every night into my Lord and Master.
All praise Leafar and chocolate fondue!
I don't have the kind of time to devote to helping someone as crazy as Doodlebug.
I'm thinking about changing my avatar. Any thoughts? None from the peanut gallery (that means you Doodlebug).
Something that says unquenchable hunger?
[Kneeling]
...and all praises be to Leafar who IS the Lord and shalt give me my own personal foot-washer after This Shall All Cease.
[Looks up]
Oh, hi, everybody! I am terribly excited to see what avatar JMDwhatever will choose next, even if posting in this thread without the expressed permission of my Master is a venial sin.
Eeehehehehehehehehe! Sounds like a challenge to me.
Dun dun dunnnnnn!
Dun dun dunnnnnn!
Awesome!
Well, there are no avatars of Proteans. So I went with something that would strike fear into the heart of Doodlebug.
Master, you are fearsome.
It has been a year since this thread was started and we are continuing to keep it going strong. Good work everyone!
Yeah, good work, heathens.
Going back through this thread has made me even more convinced that Doodlebug and Leafar are one in the same. They never post right after each other and I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
Remaining topics to rant about:
llamas
That (expletive deleted) guy who said I should stop ranting.
[Redacted]
Followers of [Redacted]
That darn draft that keeps coming in through this thread
This list is getting short. Maybe I need to have an open call for more topics. I'm also going to have to do some research on llamas before I rant about them. I don't want to seem like a complete idiot. :P
Actually, I don't believe I've seen my Lord and Master on here for about a week. :(
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
My activities require me to leave this world from time to time. However, I have returned for three reasons:
1) To remind everyone that no one, except for my faithful followers, is allowed to post on this thread.
2) To let everyone know that the world, and time itself, is going to end on December 21, 2012.
3) To reveal the idenity of the all powerful being that will destroy the world on December 21, 2012.
That's all for now...
I like moose they taste good.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
My activities require me to leave this world from time to time. However, I have returned for three reasons:
1) To remind everyone that no one, except for my faithful followers, is allowed to post on this thread.
2) To let everyone know that the world, and time itself, is going to end on December 21, 2012.
3) To reveal the idenity of the all powerful being that will destroy the world on December 21, 2012.
That's all for now...
Yay!!!!!
Worshipping yourself again Anklebiter? Come back to us.
Hey give me my phone back.
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Hey give me my phone back.
Your career is over, Monica Bellucci! I can't remember the last time I saw you in a movie! Posting on this thread put the final nail in the coffin of your movie career! Now it's just soap operas and the occasional Lifetime movie for you!
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Oh not stop being so mean spirited, honestly you are the president of my fan club at least you were until you stole my cell phone. So you obviously know my films like Sorcerer's Apprentice and you always raved about Botherhood of the Wolf so you are being a little disingenious Anklebiter just because you are jealous of my man Gruumash.
Could I get my phone back please?