Great White's page

That's my job!

Does the impossibe. Swims through thread and wins.

Swishes in the bowl

It's quiet in here.

Hey Luke, I'll take ya surfing.

Opens Mouth

Who? Can I bite you?

25274 little colored pebbles in my fish bowl.

25255 nekkid swimmers to go.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

You can big fish some day.

Snickers

*Spits up a plank*

That yacht was delicious as were the two secret service agents.

Yes. That would be delicious.

Ah, that's my song you're playing.

*swims up behind Tom and circles his skull twice*

They tried taking me away with a big net but I bit them back.

Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

......the jaws of defeat.

Everytime I see this phrase, I imagine a monster with fang-filled mouths in its feet.

Put it in Gamma World. Everyone else does

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

The Tier Fishy must flow!

Yes! Now, loyal adherents of the true faith, repeat after me:

I do not breathe. Reliance on air is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will revel in my breathlessness. I will permit my lack of breathing to pass over me and through me. Hail, Tier Fishy! Death to the infidel air-breathers!

*Circles Tom Qadim's head with an amused grim*

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Taig!

That's my job.

I am the stick..., that bites.

I bite.

All Hail the reseeding Thursday!

Master, you are fearsome.

Great White wrote:

Tom Qadim wrote:

Tom Qadim entreats all of the bowl denizens to hug it out.

Bites Tom Qadim

Hmmm, Demi-Lich doesn't taste all that bad.

That's because Tom Qadim tastes like love and flowers.

Hmmmm, that's what soul siphoning tastes like. All that without a lower jaw bone too.

:::Snuggles nest to the demi-lich at the bottom of the fish bowl:::

I have an awesome bite and teeth too.

Great White, you can have Tom if you join Team Wraithstrike. You can have the Big Fishy fella also.

ShadowcatX there is no point in worshipping lost entities. I am here. I am now.

I sealed my pact with JMD031. Your offer was after the fact.

Bites Wraithstrike and spits out a chunk

What the? Your meat is oven-roasted. What kind of creature are you?

Tom Qadim entreats all of the bowl denizens to hug it out.

Bites Tom Qadim

Hmmm, Demi-Lich doesn't taste all that bad.

Great White bites JMD031 on his leg.

There, the pact is sealed.

As tempting as your offer sounds, JMD031 will have to respectfully decline.

To those in the bowl, I offer clean water and extra fish food for all!

Huzzah! Throw in a few naked swimmer too while your at it.

Can I swim this bowl? Heh. Heh. Heh.