I appear to have stirred the welcome brigade... despite having been on a bit before I left hehe.
I want my time box back! Yea, Morning Orthos!
EX-TERM-IN-ATE!
You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?
Guten Morgan Orthos!
I bright and sunny morning to you Orthos.
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?
Guten Morgan Orthos!
I am a celibate scientist! Thoughts of romance would distract me from my work! Begone!
Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.
Don't shoot him! He's trying find an IHOP or a bacon shack in the middle of downtown Tokyo!
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I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:
[flashback]Two years ago:
Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."
Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."
Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]
Fast forward to last Wednesday:
Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"
Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"
OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"
Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!"
Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*
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You should post in here more often. :D
I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:
[flashback]Two years ago:
Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."
Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."
Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]
Fast forward to last Wednesday:
Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"
Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"
OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"
Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!"
Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*
I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:
Horror Story
Ohnoes! Happy Recovery?
You should post in here more often. :D
I agree! Smashtag was an awesome zombie construct.
I'm listening to 'Car Talk' while it's still on. *sniffle*
I understand that that long running show is going off the air. I have no excessive love for cars(ever since I discovered that they could not transform at the age of 10), but I do love radio shows, so I am sorry this one is going off the air.
You needed more "aiming fluid".And just a little hung over.Had a couple myself last night :) Went to one of my fave local bars with a friend and played a couple games of pool.... played horribly (blaming it on house rum :P ). Was nice to get out for a lil bit
Aiming fluid!
I am hoping to be down your way by the end of the week. Quick trip to hipster hell to see my cousin.DO EET HD (except for the west coast part)!!Take care. HD!!!
Thanks :-)
It'll be nice to get this all done with, I'm tired of dealing with it.
Do you think we can hang? You me and maybe CH??!?! Cuz that would be...
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Hitting a "twofer" on Wednesday (shiny and monkey), so a NY twofer would be, yes,
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That would be fawesome!
But I am worried about the timing. I fly out to Florida first thing Saturday morning and won't be back til the 28th. If things match up schedule-wise, though, it will be awesome to meet up.
Crud. I am going to Otakon around the time you are leaving. I hope that we are able to meet up towards the end of this week though.
I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:
[flashback]Two years ago:
Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."
Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."
Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]
Fast forward to last Wednesday:
Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"
Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"
OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"
Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"
Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!"
Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*
Smashtag, I'm sorry you had a horrible day, but that was one of the funniest stories I've read in some time. Welcome, chummer.
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).
If his destination is SF, he probably won't be seeing that part. I agree, though - it is amazing on that stretch.I spent a year and a half at Monterey. The stretch just south of that starting at Carmel and ending in Greater LA (including Big Sur) is a fantastic place. If you see a sign for Jade Cove Beach, it's worth a stop and a climb down the cliff. Natural Nephrite is washed out of the cliff there, and if you are lucky you might find a piece!
Yeah, I'm a shameless rock nerd.
Ah thats a pity. I didn't know if he was continuing on or not
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).
Wow, you'd actually trust three of them. Mine are so poorly balanced or delicate....
I snapped one putting it in a scabbard.
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<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).Wow, you'd actually trust three of them. Mine are so poorly balanced or delicate....
I snapped one putting it in a scabbard.
You need Hattori Hanzo steel...
You should post in here more often. :D
Only when horrible disasters happen. Give me... five minutes.
Ohnoes! Happy Recovery?
So far, everyone I've showed the hard drive to has just burst into laughter, so I'm assuming not so much. :D
Smashtag, I'm sorry you had a horrible day, but that was one of the funniest stories I've read in some time. Welcome, chummer.
Thanks! It was just too amusing to sit on and not share! (Also, horrible week, seeing as I'm still at the store handwriting everything!)
You should post in here more often. :DI agree! Smashtag was an awesome zombie construct.
I absolutely loved playing this character. Too bad he had to be evulz.
Yes, but he went out on his own terms. Very noble for an evil construct.
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I am hoping to be down your way by the end of the week. Quick trip to hipster hell to see my cousin.DO EET HD (except for the west coast part)!!Take care. HD!!!
Thanks :-)
It'll be nice to get this all done with, I'm tired of dealing with it.
Do you think we can hang? You me and maybe CH??!?! Cuz that would be...
** spoiler omitted **
Hitting a "twofer" on Wednesday (shiny and monkey), so a NY twofer would be, yes,
** spoiler omitted **
That would be fawesome!
But I am worried about the timing. I fly out to Florida first thing Saturday morning and won't be back til the 28th. If things match up schedule-wise, though, it will be awesome to meet up.
Where in Florida? I'll be in Central Fla for a few days hopefully before the 28th.
Great, now I've got this image of a badger doing that "cute eyes" look Puss-in-Boots did in the Shrek movies.
There have been some disturbing images of the badger floating around, lately...
I purchased the iCrit and iFumble apps for my iphone - the sound effects alone make them worth owning.
One of the first purchases I made when I found out I was going to have a job. Sooo cool.
Yes, but he went out on his own terms. Very noble for an evil construct.
Speaking of which, if you and DSX don't hurry up and get character concepts posted in Master Control's thread, I will haunt both of you equally and opportunistically!
Also, books this semester will cost almost as much as tuition. :(I'm so glad I walked away from college all those many years ago.
"Because a mind is a terrible thing."
It's got a good beat and it's good to dance to.
Seriously, that and "O Canada" are my favorite anthems.
Happy Bastille Day, everyone!
Is there some holiday for those who oppose the French Revolution? That's the one I need to sign up for.
You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?
Guten Morgan Orthos!
Mein poor, poor Doktor-Vater. Vill he never learn?
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.
Pretty Cool or Pretty & Cool :P
Maybe it's just because EM Shiny is not my type, but I glossed this as
"relatively cool."
Free from work! Heading home.
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When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in Texas
When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in TexasStomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.
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T-Rex are awesome. Marc Bolans HAWT.
But stay away from Gary Glitter.
But stay away from Gary Glitter.
Gary Glitter says: "Do you want to be in my gang?"
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Dinketry, watch out for Kevin's bacon. He's shifty...
I don't care if the bed is empty, I'm not sleeping in the same room with Sharoth.
Pretty Cool or Pretty & Cool :P<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.
I would not call Shiny pretty,
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But stay away from Gary Glitter.
But without Gary Glitter, we wouldn't have Doctorin' the Tardis!
Being single and having a low standard of living helps. ^_^
My mind is always in the gutter. You are an anomaly.