Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:
No, because I did first.
Don't play with this guy, he's the ultimate railroading GM. He offed my awesome fighter because I was outdoing the ranger, who he decided was going to be the big hero.
Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:
That's nothing! Last time I got into a fight with my buddy, he threw a tantrum so I smacked some sense into him. Now you people are calling that smack the Big Bang or some other nonsense.
My buddy? We called him Lucy back then. He's still sulking from our fight.
That's nothing! I used to have OVER EIGHT HUNDRED Rivals. Then I beat 'em all in a simultaneous pop quiz-game show-duel to the death-climb up Mount Everest and they all dropped dead. So I encased their bodies in stone, carved their faces in the rock with the power of my will and my bare, bloodied hands, and shipped the lot of 'em off to Easter Island.
That's nothing! You know that guy Boromir? Yeah, he was mine. Then John Tolkien called me a stupid powergamer and ganked me with his OP gang of orcs. I called shenanigans. He booted me out of his stupid game and made my character a boorish dumbass in his stupid book.