My doctor told me a have an excellent prostate. I was deeply touched.
I kinda have to be nekkid for that...
Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid #2.
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"Prometheus was a Greek titan who stole fire from the workshop of Hepatitis."
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Scintillae wrote: "Prometheus was a Greek titan who stole fire from the workshop of Hepatitis." This explains that whole "eagle eating his liver" punishment!
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Freehold DM wrote: BOOOOOOOOOO Are you saying BOOOO or BOOOO-urns?
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90s Simpsons Referotron wrote: Are you saying BOOOO or BOOOO-urns? I was saying BOOOO-urns.
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You know, if the Earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.
Why does Steam say that this game I just bought is 25% installed when it also says it has downloaded less than 20% of the files? That doesn't seem possible.
Scintillae wrote: "Prometheus was a Greek titan who stole fire from the workshop of Hepatitis." Did a student trust autocorrect/predictive typing too much?
No, they spelled it correctly. They were giving a presentation and mispronounced it.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Why does Steam say that this game I just bought is 25% installed when it also says it has downloaded less than 20% of the files? That doesn't seem possible. some of the files are bigger than others?
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If y'all will indulge me in a moment of mamabragging, after five weeks of waiting on tenterhooks after her audition, we finally found out tonight that Hermione got into Booker T Washington High School for the Performing Arts!
The audition process took four hours and was intense... they had to do movement improv, mask work, design a set, write a monologue, perform a prepared monologue, do a cold-reading, and then a formal interview.
Her plan is to audition for the musical theater track at the end of her freshman year, which will allow her to take voice and dance electives along with all the theater core classes.
I am sooooo excited for her.
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Woot woot! Congratulations!
gran rey de los mono wrote: Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid #2. I used this joke in-character at game last night and the cracked up the whole table. The GM laughed so hard he turned an impressive shade a purple.
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lisamarlene wrote: If y'all will indulge me in a moment of mamabragging, after five weeks of waiting on tenterhooks after her audition, we finally found out tonight that Hermione got into Booker T Washington High School for the Performing Arts!
The audition process took four hours and was intense... they had to do movement improv, mask work, design a set, write a monologue, perform a prepared monologue, do a cold-reading, and then a formal interview.
Her plan is to audition for the musical theater track at the end of her freshman year, which will allow her to take voice and dance electives along with all the theater core classes.
I am sooooo excited for her.
MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM
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lisamarlene wrote: If y'all will indulge me in a moment of mamabragging, after five weeks of waiting on tenterhooks after her audition, we finally found out tonight that Hermione got into Booker T Washington High School for the Performing Arts!
The audition process took four hours and was intense... they had to do movement improv, mask work, design a set, write a monologue, perform a prepared monologue, do a cold-reading, and then a formal interview.
Her plan is to audition for the musical theater track at the end of her freshman year, which will allow her to take voice and dance electives along with all the theater core classes.
I am sooooo excited for her.
Mega congratulations to Hermione, and to you!
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Mom turned upside down spells WOW.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: You know, if the Earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now. Curses, they're onto us!
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lisamarlene wrote: If y'all will indulge me in a moment of mamabragging, after five weeks of waiting on tenterhooks after her audition, we finally found out tonight that Hermione got into Booker T Washington High School for the Performing Arts!
The audition process took four hours and was intense... they had to do movement improv, mask work, design a set, write a monologue, perform a prepared monologue, do a cold-reading, and then a formal interview.
Her plan is to audition for the musical theater track at the end of her freshman year, which will allow her to take voice and dance electives along with all the theater core classes.
I am sooooo excited for her.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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I might have to borrow that for one of the campaigns I'm writing, plants and fungi are a big part of the bad guys' themes.
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"Marriage in Shakespeare's day was HELLISH fr and not the best."
Kid, there's a reason we talk about formal vs. informal tone...
Tho clownish their words, yet, it must be said,
there's truth in't: 'tis infernal to be wed.
Braaaaaainnnnnnsss...
I have a venturous Igor that shall seek
The coroner's hoard, and fetch thee new brains.
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"Ms. Scint, why do websites have UK English and US English? Are they that different?"
"If I told you 'I got biscuit crumbs on my jumper,' what does that mean?"
"...uhhhhhh"
"They're pretty different."
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Such are the perils of an over-dunked Hob Nob.
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AI applauded my "linguistic sense"...
It's plotting something and wants to allay my fears and gain my trust by flattery, isn't it?
Don't listen to Ondore AI's lies!
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Extemp practice
Student: I'll go with the middle one. points to "Should drug cartels be on the list of international terrorist organizations?"
Me: Doing drugs today, got it. pause I cannot explain how much I wanted the principal to walk in for that.
Student: Oh, no...
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Scintillae wrote: Extemp practice
Student: I'll go with the middle one. points to "Should drug cartels be on the list of international terrorist organizations?"
Me: Doing drugs today, got it. pause I cannot explain how much I wanted the principal to walk in for that.
Student: Oh, no...
One of Mom's students started claiming the tile mosaic floor was moving.
"You're either on drugs or you need to be."
So, I forgot to erase the question off the board when that class ended...
"...Ms. Scint, are you ok?"
In other news, there has been some objection to my use of the phrase "stacked, 8-foot tall baby."
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Well, of course. The baby in question was only 7' 4"
Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by a 8-foot stacked baby?
The same thing that happens to everything else.
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Scintillae wrote: In other news, there has been some objection to my use of the phrase "stacked, 8-foot tall baby." Would they prefer an 8-foot stack of babies?
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Ohhh... like the Ayn Rand School for Tots!
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Please just shoot me.
Vibe Coding
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[Schools expression for elven diplomacy]
I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong.
[/Vulcan poker face]
;)
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What do you call a yeti who owns a circus? The Abominable Showman.
If you are in a hurry to transport your donkeys to the market before it closes, are you hauling ass?
I made some chocolate chip cookies, but they tasted like diesel. Turned out the chips were semi sweet.
In what way are the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" similar?
One has "I see dead people", and the other has icy dead people.
Vanykrye wrote: Scintillae wrote: Extemp practice
Student: I'll go with the middle one. points to "Should drug cartels be on the list of international terrorist organizations?"
Me: Doing drugs today, got it. pause I cannot explain how much I wanted the principal to walk in for that.
Student: Oh, no...
One of Mom's students started claiming the tile mosaic floor was moving.
"You're either on drugs or you need to be." i get a little nauseated looking at some floor mosaics from the wrong angle.
Vanykrye wrote: Please just shoot me.
Vibe Coding
I do not understand much of what you do, although I very much rely upon it both professionally and privately.
That said, the article frightened me, and the comments didn't help.
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Vanykrye wrote: Please just shoot me.
Vibe Coding
No, no, Vany, this is a good thing! Now you can just say that you can't fix a stupid problem because the energy isn't right and requisition some essential oils to rub on the server or something, and management will have to accept it.
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