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How do you... Take a floor nap?
*puzzled look*
Ok if your floor is made out of wood, possible, my aunt sleeps on the floor.
The last time I slept on the floor(camping outside) I ended up aching all over.
Now if I'm sick and tired I'll just hop to my basket and sleep on it. But we're sensible creatures, us cats.
Clearly speculating about floor napping makes you naked.
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You just need a floor with a thick-enough carpeting.
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I like to perch when I'm sick, and when I'm not.
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Skyrim - The Dragonborn Comes
What? So I am still a Skyrim fan.
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*flails annoyingly at the halo around his head*
This is gonna cost me all my street cred... *Mumble grumble*
Not to talk about the thing lighting up the place, when I wanna go to sleep!
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And yes, Floor napping is a thing when your very ill...
Or very very drunk.
Though I prefer toilet napping or "napping in that place where everyone hangs their jackets -> open closet/wardrobe?", when I'm drunk ^^'.
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True but Useless NobodysHome Fact: I have napped on the floor. I have never napped on the toilet.
EDIT: I have also never peed in the shower, which I have learned makes me unusual.
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Slang for passing out while trying to stand.How do you... Take a floor nap?
Not really. I've been really sick, gotten tired of the mess around the house, and decided to start picking things up. I get really tired, and I just lie down wherever I am. On occasion, I've been comfy enough to sleep wherever I lay.
So a far more literal "floor nap" than a quick faint.
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heh heh ima warwoff
Well...
I might be the the physical representation of Kjeldorn's capacity for Evil!Wanna fight about it?
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heh heh ima warwoff
o noz warwfuf
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Stab it with a bear! Stab it with a bear!!
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That would be a poor tactical decision.
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Perhaps if we paint a tunnel on a wall...
Or cut a hole from underneath.
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heh heh ima warwoff
False! You're clearly a bear!!
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heh heh ima warwoff
i was just reading my w20 stuff...
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Perhaps if we paint a tunnel on a wall...
Or cut a hole from underneath.
I like the way you think, my good man. Keep it up and you just might be a Super Genius yourself one day!
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I like the way you think, my good man. Keep it up and you just might be a Super Genius yourself one day!Perhaps if we paint a tunnel on a wall...
Or cut a hole from underneath.
When I saw this alias, I immediately thought of Harry Dresden's plan involving a skinwalker.
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Having a lot of brothers you develop some weird places to nap.
My wife has largely broken me of most of them.
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Okay. I am legit. Freaking. Out.
Final Space Episode 4.
My father's name is Gerald/Gerry.
This is beyond weird.
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Two reasons floor naps beat toilet naps:
1. Less awkward when someone accidentally discovers you.
2. Your legs don't fall asleep. Nothing like waking up and then falling over when you try to stand.
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Full disclosure:
I have napped on the bathroom floor, more than once, falling asleep waiting for my kids to get done playing in the bathtub.
This is why I am a bit obsessive about washing the bathroom rug frequently.
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In other news, I have finally discovered a family dinner other than pizza or mac & cheese that my children will both eat without a fuss: broiled salmon with homemade teriyaki.
My son walked into the kitchen while I was washing up after dinner and caught me singing "Damn it feels good to be a...a..." (thinking madly for a safe way out of the lyric) "...an awesome cook!"
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In other news, I have finally discovered a family dinner other than pizza or mac & cheese that my children will both eat without a fuss: broiled salmon with homemade teriyaki.
My son walked into the kitchen while I was washing up after dinner and caught me singing "Damn it feels good to be a...a...an awesome cook!"
Salmon for the win at our house, too. It's about the only healthy thing Impus Minor will eat. I do homemade teriyaki, or just steamed over sake.
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In other news, I have finally discovered a family dinner other than pizza or mac & cheese that my children will both eat without a fuss: broiled salmon with homemade teriyaki.
My son walked into the kitchen while I was washing up after dinner and caught me singing "Damn it feels good to be a...a..." (thinking madly for a safe way out of the lyric) "...an awesome cook!"
ha!
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Hmm maybe gran took his vacation too.
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Hmm maybe gran took his vacation too.Wait, I get a vacation? Since when?
~looks at my watch~ You have 15 minutes for your vacation. Don't waste it. Starting...
...NOW!!!
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Lol Well I got back from mine. Hadn't seen any joke posts in awhile did you finally run out?
Also I did my interview it went well But i'm pessimistic about it since the actual decision to hire is sent out to some company.
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Slang for passing out while trying to stand.
Urm isn’t that a little dangerous if you pass out and hit your head against something when you fall?
And I wouldn't drink to the point I am not in control of myself. I'm too disciplined for that.
I know I was rather tired one of those days at about 3 pmish. (Can’t remember what I was doing the day before honestly). So I decided ok, fine, I’ll take a short nap…and yeah when I woke up it was 7 pm. And I was pissed off with myself for sloth. I usually don’t take afternoon naps unless I’m very tired/sick. Also yeah I get pissed off when I get sick and lose time sleeping.
Well maybe your interview won’t go badly?
Anyway from 29th March to 2nd April I’ll be bringing Hi around, so since we’re gonna spend our entire day on our feet/paws – probably not much time to check forums and all that.
Though yeah I know my activity here isn’t quite what it is – since a large part of it is being used to run a gestalt solo strange aeons game.
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That is so sad.
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Lol Well I got back from mine. Hadn't seen any joke posts in awhile did you finally run out?Some people might say that ALL my posts are joke posts.
Ha Ha! Oh. You are not joking.
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World's last male northern white rhino dead: Kenyan conservancy
Yeah I can get behind that...people in my pathfinder lodge tried to turn me into a hat. I sang one guy to sleep(jigglypuff, remember?) ,then CDGed him with a hooked Lance. Then I electrocuted the next contender, while flying 20ft in the air with a hooked lance.
The third one got me after using Goz mask + obscuring mist. You can't fight what you can't see, afterall.
You learn things about Pvp from guys trying to prove how man they are.
But again that brings me to the point, with great power cheese comes great responsibility.
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My sabre broke again last night, for the third time.
It's my own fault for trying to cut German tank barrels in two with it.
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I hate Salmon, can't eat the stuff.
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I hate Salmon, can't eat the stuff.
That sounds fishy.
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In other news: my 3rd-level cleric was able to exploit a minor technicality in the GM's houserules, and rerolled his HD in the Gameplay thread. Reults?? 7 and 6!! Ten more HP!! Woot!!
Spent the weekend visiting my pals in NW Alabama. EDH, "Wizard Chess" (a friend's homebrewed tabletop fantasy FPS), hibachi dining, and very little sleep = WINNING!!
How are things, FaWtLies?? :)
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I hate Salmon, can't eat the stuff.That sounds fishy.
That's probably why I don't like it.
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In other news: my 3rd-level cleric was able to exploit a minor technicality in the GM's houserules, and rerolled his HD in the Gameplay thread. Reults?? 7 and 6!! Ten more HP!! Woot!!
Still enjoying Shiro's "Roll 1d20 for hit points" fiasco. The Hero Labs die roller is (in)famous for its generosity on hit point rolls; my life oracle's list was 7, 4, 8, 2, 6, 4, 7, 8, 8, 2, 4, 8, 8. That's a LOT of 8's on 1d8 for a "random" number generator, and a mean of 5.85 (expected is 4.5).
Well, apparently it's NOT so generous on its 1d20; my rogue's 5 levels have been 11 (so 8), 5, 5, 3, 5, for a mean of 5.2.
Thus, using Hero Lab's die roller, I'd be better off using 1d8 for hit points instead of 1d20.
Hmm...
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It's the first day of spring!!
This being Wisconsin, naturally it's pretty f%*$ing cold! But at least it's supposed to improve after today, and then snow on the weekend.
I also had a dream last night about it being unnaturally foggy on Groundhogs Day, whatever that meant.
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I hope that you feel better soon, John.
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Has your blacksmith had words with you for putting swords to inappropriate purposes?
Limey should restrict oneself only to cutting barrels off PzKpfw I, II, and III A–G. Later models might have too thick barrels...