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25 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.
Search Cap'n "Grizzly Adams" Yesterday's posts:
Nothing wrong with being naked!
Walks out of cabin, causing the untimely deaths of 7 innocent woodland creatures.
Stab it with a bear! Stab it with a bear!!
Why I grow a beard in winter.
It's f##$ing cold outside! And beards keep your face warmer than any stupid scarf ever will.
Also, because I can.
But I always sport a goatee.
Inducing madness is my Christmas present to myself.
I for one welcome our woodsy overlords!
Spoiler for John.
Charlotte's Web it was not.
Taking the bus downtown!
It's amazing what will entertain the kids these days. :-)
Alas, without the added motivation of working outside I just don't have the will power to keep a full beard going all winter.
What this place needs is a log cabin.
Years you mean.
What the mug the General got me says "Dads! Proudly refusing to ask for directions since 1845!" it also has a guy stroking his chin thoughtfully while looking at an upside down map.
It should be noted i even refuse to use GPS. :-)
My guess is he thrives on social interaction. Something you just don't get in Alaska, unless you like hanging with bears, and eating mice in the winter. :-)
I'm not shaving again until it gets above 60 degrees.
Lord have mercy on my drains... wait a minute....I clean the drains... D'oh!
Take it back to the woods hippy!
...wait a minute...
A log cabin, yup, that's what I'm building.
You crazy city folk and your self automated death houses, I just don't get it.
So did I.
I'm not crying, you're crying!
A southern wind be blowin' across the tundra.
With an unnatural warmth a comin' with it.
If me old bones didn't know better I'd swear ole queen Nyrissa had returned afore her blade!
I've personally worked in 22 (or 23) different professions.
Ideally tho I'd hunker down in the woods, build a small log cabin and live like druids, but that would be ridiculous to dream of...
I practically grow facial hair on command, in fact if it weren't for shaving the only thing separating me from a Werewolf is at least they're only covered in hair once a month :-D
D'oh! Wrong thread! Well that will just have to do, I'm not typing it twice:-)
I'm more of an improvisational alias maker :-)
I don't have this alias because I secretly yearn for a simpler life of living in a log cabin in the mountains and hunting deer with my wits and wrestling Big Foot with my bare hands, because that would be unrealistic... *sigh*
Well now i don't even remember, those are so much better:-)
These are the hard decisions i have to make thru the day that just don't show up on the pay check or stat sheet:-)