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Nothing wrong with being naked!

Walks out of cabin, causing the untimely deaths of 7 innocent woodland creatures.


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Stab it with a bear! Stab it with a bear!!


Why I grow a beard in winter.

It's f##$ing cold outside! And beards keep your face warmer than any stupid scarf ever will.

Also, because I can.

But I always sport a goatee.


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Inducing madness is my Christmas present to myself.


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I for one welcome our woodsy overlords!


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Spoiler for John.

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Ah, you've never looked at a jar of pickled pig's feet and found yourself thinking "I knew that pig..."

Charlotte's Web it was not.


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Taking the bus downtown!

It's amazing what will entertain the kids these days. :-)

Edit: D'oh!


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Alas, without the added motivation of working outside I just don't have the will power to keep a full beard going all winter.


What this place needs is a log cabin.

And WiFi.


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Years you mean.


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What the mug the General got me says "Dads! Proudly refusing to ask for directions since 1845!" it also has a guy stroking his chin thoughtfully while looking at an upside down map.

It should be noted i even refuse to use GPS. :-)


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My guess is he thrives on social interaction. Something you just don't get in Alaska, unless you like hanging with bears, and eating mice in the winter. :-)


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I'm not shaving again until it gets above 60 degrees.

Lord have mercy on my drains... wait a minute....I clean the drains... D'oh!


Take it back to the woods hippy!

...wait a minute...


A log cabin, yup, that's what I'm building.

You crazy city folk and your self automated death houses, I just don't get it.


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So did I.


I'm not crying, you're crying!


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Y'arr!

A southern wind be blowin' across the tundra.

With an unnatural warmth a comin' with it.

If me old bones didn't know better I'd swear ole queen Nyrissa had returned afore her blade!


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I've personally worked in 22 (or 23) different professions.

Ideally tho I'd hunker down in the woods, build a small log cabin and live like druids, but that would be ridiculous to dream of...


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I practically grow facial hair on command, in fact if it weren't for shaving the only thing separating me from a Werewolf is at least they're only covered in hair once a month :-D


D'oh! Wrong thread! Well that will just have to do, I'm not typing it twice:-)


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I'm more of an improvisational alias maker :-)


I don't have this alias because I secretly yearn for a simpler life of living in a log cabin in the mountains and hunting deer with my wits and wrestling Big Foot with my bare hands, because that would be unrealistic... *sigh*


Well now i don't even remember, those are so much better:-)

These are the hard decisions i have to make thru the day that just don't show up on the pay check or stat sheet:-)


Hells yes!